Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Death By Blog: Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man

“Doin Ya Mom” - Ray William Johnson 

Welcome to DBB

When it comes to different types of Humor, people usually think about memes, crude humor or Shit posts. But other more (sophisticated..) individuals find humor from some good ol jokes, specifically jokes that involve people's Mother. That's why we have these Muscle Bro’s who are infamously known for their jokes about Mothers


Brody Foxx: the Douchebag Bodybuilding host of Joe Mama who's job is to tell “Yo Mama" jokes


Muscle Man: the slobby park prankster of Regular Show who specializes in "My Mom” jokes


You know me, FMT

And it's time to see which Jackass Jokester has the best Arsenal, Abilities and Actions to find out who will be sentenced to Death By Blog

Before We Begin

Both series are very crazy and get very inconsistent, so what exactly will we use? That's very simple. For Brody we're using all Yo Mama content, while it's made aware that all the jokes are being acted out and the mamas are actors, most of them are actually capable of pulling those fears outside of the show, and Yo Mamas universe already works in such a crazy so it should be fine to apply everything and use everything for Brody.


As for Muscle Man, Regular Show and its continuity is insanely inconsistent and there's many weird ways their world works. But because of how the Cosmology itself works, it means we shall use everything for Regular Show…the Show, the Movie, the Comics, the games and even the holiday episodes including the stories???? (This will be explained in the Cosmology section.) Only thing we won't be using is Cartoon Network crossover games and Adventure Time crossover as these are usually seen as alternate universe situations and aren't connected to the main universe

Connections 

  • Both tell jokes related to Mom's

  • Both are/were insane bodybuilders and gym bros who have competed in bodybuilding competitions 

  • Both are seen as douchebags and assholes but are much more than what meets the eye

  • Both love to party and get absolute wasted/stoned

  • Both have a deep connection to their dads and learned a lot from them which makes them what they are today 

  • Both are representations of that one best friend/bro and even with everything they pull, they're truly willing to help their bros with anything 

Background

Brody Foxx

“Yo Mama so stupid, she bought tickets for XBOX LIIIIVE”


Zach James and Axel Rodriguez Zolo wanted to make a comedy show about “Yo Mama” and needed a mascot, or a host for the show. Many Failed to be funny or awesome enough for the role. Until Brody Foxx, the adopted son of Octavio and Sargent Foxx (yes the harbinger of Yo Mama jokes is also impervious to them…genius.) came to the spotlight and showed that he was perfect for the job. Brody is a popular gamer, drug addict (who doesn't love some good ass weed…) Gym Rat and Athlete. You can basically call Brody the incarnation of an ultimate Bro, it's why he also makes Bro Tips. But he always lives with confusion in his life because he never met his birth mother, Brody got swole and got the job of telling Yo Mama jokes as a way to cope with the fact he never had one


Brody became the face of Yo Mama jokes and the poster child of the popular web show, more and more characters were introduced and more jokes about Yo Mama were being told. They brought in Celebrities, Donald Trump, Comics, Anime, Five Nights at Freddys, even the fucking Bible, all to make Yo Mama the greatest show of all time. After a trade with Satan (yes, the actual devil), Brody lost his soul. Satan became Co-producer of the show, and promised to make the channel and jokes even BETTER. Let's see how that's going so far….

Muscle Man 

“You know who else has dementia? You know who else has dementia? You know who els-”


Mitch Sorenstein grew up in a good ol prankster household with his pops, always pulling pranks on his coworkers, family, and friends. It's where he got his lifelong prankster spirit and talent, and he was amazing at it, he's even won 4 prank wars. Later in his life he dedicated everything towards muscle and workout, becoming an expert bodybuilder and winning multiple bicentennials with his awesome bod and technique, earning the name Muscle Man. That was until he eventually got bored of the lifestyle and became a fast food eating slob who got to work at the park and won a Trailer in a Hot Dog eating contest.


He also had a Girlfriend named Starla (later his wife), His Best friend Hi Five Ghost, and the rest of his park bros. He may not have the healthiest life, but he lives a great life that he always lives to the fullest. He became a Husband, the Galaxies greatest prankster and a Father, Muscle Man may only make My Mom jokes; but He's the absolute best at everything he does…you know who else is the absolute best at everything they do?

Skill and Experience

Brody Foxx

Brody has been doing this job for many years of his life, how many I have no idea. But throughout his years as the shows host he's been through a lot. The Guy is definitely a fighter, he's fucked up Jake and Logan Paul, Jacob and Edward, fought Matt and even destroyed the FNAF animatronics.

Brody has also been in war before for his guns and Muscle, unfortunately he didn't do so well mentally. But with Brody's experience with Fortnite and Call of Duty he can definitely use a gun. This man has dealt with horrors beyond human comprehension, fought through multiple anime and movie events, and has even experienced many drug trips. Brody has really been through it all, that's what happens when you're the host of the craziest series on YouTube.

Muscle Man

Muscle Man has been pranking his whole life, and he's won Multiple prank wars and won many titles over his talent. And with all those years of Lifting and getting ripped, he's definitely fucked up many people. He was able to solo an entire swat team, helped fight a threat against the universe, became a space soldier, and beat Death in a Hotdog eating contest. He's worked at the park for at least 10 years, and everyday he has to do a ton of back breaking Labor and do the hardest jobs because of his strength. Mitch has fought zombies, fought in the Format wars, and even had to deal with his very own night terrors. Mitch has been through a lot, not just in the park, but throughout his life.

Arsenal

Brody Foxx

Ak-47

It’s a Fortnite gun. It shoots stuff REALLY well..

Sniper

It's a normal Sniper Rifle. It shoots stuff from a far range and can hit targets if you have great accuracy 

Walther PPK

A great gun to use when you're a world renown spy and need to take people out. His name is Foxx, Brody Foxx.

Shotgun and Motorcycle 


Brody knows he's a badass, which is why he has the most badass combo to ever exist.

Dumbbell

You always need a dumbbell when you need to work out and get as shredded as possible. Just make sure not to drop it on your foot..

Dragon Balls

Looks like Brody has acquired all 7 Dragon Balls…..what do ya do with them? Ask shenron for the BEST Yo Mama joke.

Master Ball

A Master Ball can be effective In many ways, mostly in just catching cool pokemon. 

Deep Fried Weed

Dudeee this shit is fuckin heatttt……warning tho…this shit will give you the biggest drug trip of your life mannn…

Yacht 

There's plenty of fish in the sea, which is why you need a yacht to search for one!

Rick's Ship

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!! Brody is the type of guy to get absolutely wasted and go on random ass space adventures 

Diamond Sword

Oh yeahhh, man finally got a Diamond Sword!!

Pickaxe 

It's just a Normal Minecraft pickaxe lol, still pretty cool and he can probably end up getting a diamond pickaxe!

Lightsaber 

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Brody was making Yo Mama jokes while having a frickin Lightsaber!!

Lamborghini

Who knew Brody would actually have a cool ass Lambo, it actually makes sense. 

Death Note

Yes..THE death note. He can write anyone's name in it and they will suddenly perish from this world, unless it's Ugly Mama.

Chica Suit

After he killed Chica, he took her animatronic body as an armor and was able to use a grappling Hook along with it.

Robot

When Brody and his bro Jeremy who was into robotics wanted to make a robot, they made one!

Jetpack

Brody was ready to go on an Adventure to Sweden to hang out with Avicii, instead of taking a plane this mfer took a jetpack.

Samurai Sword

2 words……fuck yeah.

Fairy Godparents

Don't gotta take it seriously lmao, it’s just a funny thing to give him

Bong

Oh HELL YEAH

T-Rex (and a FUCKING BAZOOKA)

Need I say more?

Frederator Robot

It's that one cool Channel Frederator Robot guy!!!

He's so cool..

One Dollar Bill

It may seem like a normal one dollar bill, but all one dollar bills with the Illuminati on it are connected to Evil Mama. And they're capable of instantly mind controlling you.

Earrings

Some earrings that were given to him by Axelrod, they seem like normal flashy earrings but they are the key to something……big…..(See Cosmology section)

Muscle Man

Shotgun 

It's a shotgun. It also shoots stuff in a very explosive manner

Future Gun

Also a gun…but from the future! And it can shoot very large laser blasts that can dematerialize anything 

Machine Gun 

This thing can do LOTS of damage, you just gotta know how to control it..

Golf Cart

The good ol reliable cart, it may not be the most optimal and safe mode of transportation, but it's truly a great vehicle. Especially if you want to make some awesome donuts.

Space Cart

Just like the cart, but it can hover and fly through space 

Muscle Car

Sometimes an old used up car is the best car. And if it messes up you just gotta finesse it.

Bat

A simple bat that can be used to beat the shit out of someone…

Sporting equipment

Fun Fact: these are great for a zombie apocalypse!

Stuntman Suit

When joining the stuntman course, Muscle Man got the stuntman suit that can take a ton of damage. It even has a cool wing suit 

Wings

The Ultimate Bro food, Whenever Muscle Man eats Wings from Wing Kingdom it gives him a huge boost of energy, or it can restore all lost energy.

Magic Genie Lamp

During spring break when Genies were all over the place, everyone had a genie lamp. Of course including Muscle Man…who wished to become a Giant Kaiju. The only rule to the lamp is that you only get 3 wishes, other than that there's no limits for what you can do with these things.

Paintball Equipment

When you want to be the ultimate paintball warrior, you gotta have the ultimate equipment. Obviously paintball guns can do damage, but paint bombs can take a bunch of enemies out.

Fortune Cookie

Fortunes in the world of Regular Show will come true no matter what. These can range from good luck, to bad luck and even more specific scenarios. These fortunes apply for as long as they're in the possession of its owner and can even be switched with other fortunes. While these can be very powerful, Muscle Man specifically only ever got his hands on the “You're gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly” fortune, which as you can guess is very useless in a fight scenario.

Trailer Car

A Car copy of his Trailer, he can get around many obstacles and fights. It can shoot energy blasts, boost, and has an accessible shield.

Motorcycle

To become the absolute best stuntman, you need the ultimate stuntman vehicle. A badass and AWESOME motorcycle used to make awesome jumps and stunts.

Double Glazed Apple Fritters

These babies are SO sugary, you become faster than time itself. And I mean that you become so fast and energetic that time not only completely slows down, it becomes irrelevant. While Muscle Man hasn't shown utilizing this ability on screen (since he ate them at the end of the episode), he must've gotten out of it one way or another, so he would at least be aware of it and know how it works.

Console war weapons

Just like when Mordecai and Rigby got video game weapons that can shoot people and transmutate them by lowering their pixels (it's absolutely terrifying..) Mitch can do the same thing. He can also summon his favorite Video Game protagonists (See Video game Support section)

Power Ups

Remember Mario Kart? Well fuck that cuz Regular Show has their own Power Ups and Summons!

  • Baby Ducks - these badass ducks of chaos can be used to Power up your attacks… probably cuz they're fucking menaces lol

  • Hi-Five Ghost - not only an awesome best friend, but he can always protect you..like literally… 

  • The Hammer - No one beats the Hammer, that's why he'll defend you by beating the fuck out of your opponent

  • Coffee Bean - Coffee Coffee Coffee coffee!!! (He can give you a speed boost)

  • The Maximum Glove - this handy dandy video game scam can be used for defense and attack

  • Rattle - belonging to the guardians of eternal youth, you can get a hit of that immortality pack everyone has been using… 

  • El Diablo - everyone loves Fireworks! Especially the ones that can kill you…. And give you a speed boost! 

  • V. I. C. K. I - a cool ass weapon from the future with multiple uses, and multiple ways to fuck someone up.. 

Pranking Supplies

Muscle Man is the Galaxy's greatest prankster, which means he has the greatest pranking equipment. 

Abilities

Brody Foxx

Summoning

Brody has the cool ass ability of summoning anyone and anything, and all he has to do is call for them.(As seen above). Not to mention he can summon all the Mamas and Daddy’s (See Support section)

Immortality

While Body's earrings were originally the key to his immortality and his constant revives were debatable, the Devil now controls his immortality meaning that as long as he's the host of the show, he will never die. Not to mention the mamas themselves are immortal. How good is this immortality? Well he's had his head bitten off, got thrown to the sun, got sucked into a black hole and was even erased along with the entire universe. Hell he doesn't even die by blood loss or by the death note (as seen as above)

Let's just say it'll be very hard to put Brody down, cuz no matter what happens he'll always just return in the next joke..

Energy Blast

When Brody made a deal with the devil to exchange his soul for a better show, Brody was able to create a giant energy blast so big it disbanded a whole bunch of clouds.

Cloud Manipulation 

Brody has the ability to reshape clouds in whatever way he likes! Let's hope he doesn't let his intrusive thoughts win..

Ghost!

In this world whenever someone dies, they become a ghost! This has been proven a couple of times

Time Travel

Pretty self explanatory….

Duplication

That's right, main man Brody can duplicate himself and make even more rad dudes..

Reality Warping 

Of course Brody can reality warp lol, he along with other characters can transcend space and reality itself. (Watch the whole FUCKING THING.) He can also warp up Joke formats and everything he says from it comes true, similar to his Russian counterpart. His jokes can affect things in the real world, and can also change the animation style

Muscle Man

Dimensional Travel

After escaping death, Mitch got the ability to travel between different worlds in the underworld while attempting to babysit Thomas (the baby not the Russian one..)

Jinx

It really sucks when you're jinxed doesn't it? Thankfully, Muscle Man knows a way to break it. By writing your name on a fogged up mirror and saying it three times, you can unjinx yourself. However, this will result in a dark and monstrous version of yourself jumping out of it, corrupting anyone it wounds into similar beastly versions of themselves. 

Solids

Do me a Solid and check out the other blogs after reading this one! If you don't do the solid, then the entire world could fall apart so you better do it!

Mosh Pit

When a party is lame as hell, Muscle Man can make a Mosh Pit. It's caused by rowdiness and physical influence on people, where it changes their emotional state and makes them rowdy and rough. It works as a hive mind and can make a big ass army. Muscle Man can do this on as many people as he wants.

The Shredder

While he may not be entirely muscular anymore, he's still got great technique. Technique that if done right; could literally SHRED the competition.

Love State 1

Starla decided to put her and Mitch’s love to the test by avoiding each other for a whole weekend. This resulted in them missing each other so much that they reached an unstoppable state of love. In this state, they are surrounded by an energy barrier and start to gravitate towards each other at high speeds, resulting in a giant explosion when finally colliding with each other.

Love State 2

True love isn't always supposed to be physically appealing, it's always beautiful on the inside. In this state Starla and Muscle Man become Powerful and Unstoppable Together.

Toxic Odor

This man lives such a disgusting lifestyle his aroma is full of toxic odor, I guess taking a shower would be his biggest weakness..

Basketball Powers

Mordecai and Rigby suck so hard at balling they had to be gifted the powers of the God of Basketball. In order for Mitch to compete with them, he was also given said powers. With them you gain unmatched basketball skills, becoming the best of the best. This also allows for more crazy stuff, like flying through space and enhanced durability, seeing as how they were all fine when they crash landed back on earth.

 

It is unknown if Mitch kept these powers however, since he's never shown using them again. While one off items, abilities and phenomenon is common for Regular Show, these are usually stuff that can still be accessed or replicated easily. The basketball powers specifically don't fit that criteria, since they can only be accessed by an entirely different being giving them to him.

Hypnotic Abs

When he's flexing his muscles too hard, his nips become so visually hypnotic that any women near him will fall for him and him only.

Death Kwon Do

Death Kwon Do is a very sacred form of fighting and defense….it can also be used to beat the shit out of people. It should be noted that Mitch has only shown utilizing it when eating the Death Sandwich. It is  unknown if he actually knows how to use any other moves. However he has seen other people use them, so he might have a basic understanding of some of them. We will be listing all known moves for the sake of completion, but that doesn’t mean Muscle Man definitely knows all of them. 


  • Bicep Flex of Death: wanna flex on those who see you as weak??? The Bicep Flex of Death will flex your biceps and….well..that's it.

  • Leg Lifts of Death: it's a good beginner's move though it's a lame move. This move would not protect you in actual situations 

  • Pelvic Thrust of Death: this is basically the worst move you can do in a party…

  • The Death Punch of Death: arguably the most deadly move of Death Kwon Do, it can create massive attacks and blasts from just punches. It even has the potential to create craters that reach the earth's core 

  • The Death Kick of Death: another deadly move of Death Kwon Do, it also creates massive blasts and AOE from kicks and can be used in many ways.

  • The Death Kwon Clog: “uhhh sensei I think someone just Death Kwon Clogged the toilet” " NOOOOOOOOOO”

  • The Death Block: the Death Block is THE ultimate counter move, it counters and blocks almost any move or technique and will leave you unharmed.

  • The Death Jump: "hey, you jump good” "oh uh, thank you??” This basically makes you jump INSANELY HIGH, it's totally not just flying……

  • The Step of Death: this a very situational Death Kwon Do move, whenever you're in the Death Kwon Do dungeon you must say step of death every time you step these rods or else you instantly fall to your death.

  • The Death Flight: this Death Kwon Do move gives you the ability to fly….so basically an upgraded death jump

  • The Bicycle Kick Of Death: this move can be used to deflect any kind of attack and redirect it at the attacker, it's especially useful when you're trying to make someone eat a sandwich that makes you explode instantaneously..

Immortality 

 

Whenever people in RS die, they can become ghosts. That's already pretty cool but these guys can come back in the next episode after literally becoming ghosts lol. Of course we've seen characters in this world survive having holes in their body, get stabbed, AND they can take a second chance at life (after physically dying)

Support

Brody Foxx

Fat Mama

How can a Mama that's only schtick is being “fat" be so big on feats? Actually that makes sense….


Yo Mama so FAT, she:

Ugly Mama

While she may be extremely ugly, her feats and powers are anything but disgusting and absolutely horrendous fo discuss..


Yo Mama so UGLY, she:

Stupid Mama

Jenny is one of many attempts by Lilith to clone Brody. In order to recreate his unique energy signature. Though her DNA makeup continues to mutate which results in a female clone. She's replaced by a new clone each time she dies.

Like several other characters, Jenny is there to spy on Brody; however, she's unaware of this. Everything she sees and hears is transmitted back to Lilith's lab. The crew hired Jenny since she scored the lowest on their audition IQ test.


Yo Mama so S T U P I D, she:

Old Mama

Janice is a 4,000+ year-old, non human intelligent hybrid. She's made by a race of NHIs that exist outside of the multiverse. Where they observe and study under developed sentient lifeforms. Rarely interfering, but only in the rare situations of enhancing the DNA of other lifeforms. 


Yo Mama so OLD, she:

Short Mama

Avery is The Ruler of Elves; a race of tiny, supernatural humanoid creatures. She's always on the hunt for shiny objects with strange mystical powers. Avery, like many other characters, became part of the Yo Mama cast in an attempt to steal Brody's earrings.


Yo Mama so SHORT, she:

Poor Mama

This lady is extremely poor, in fact she's so poor that she actually joined the crew of Yo Mama just to get a quick buck


Yo Mama so POOR, she:

Smart Mama

You're probably Wondering, why would someone this smart be on this kind of series? Maybe being part of a godlike production studio is the smartest thing to do..


Yo Mama so SMART, she:

Skinny Mama

The only thing we know about this lady is that she's skinny, but maybe that's the only thing we should know about.


Yo Mama so SKINNY, she:

  • Weighed in the negatives and created a Black Hole (Universal) (debatable)

  • Can give you a Papercut

  • Can chop anything with her Fingers 

Evil Mama

Lilith is the self proclaimed Queen of The Void. She resides within the darkest parts of the Omniverse.  Lilith is also the embodiment of envy. Using her whispers to entice beings such as Lucifer to enter into The Void. 


Yo Mama so EVIL, she:

Strong Mama

Betty Mae is a marine veteran from Washington state. She’s also a world renown powerlifting lifting champion. The crew hired Betty after Brody lost a powerlifting competition to her at Muscle Beach. She’s also Brody’s personal trainer and has a strong friendship with Henry, Teddy and Bud due to them also being veterans.


Yo Mama so STRONG, she:

Rich Mama

Madam Ming comes from a rich and powerful Chinese family. Owning multiple international corporations across various industries. Partly in thanks to her family's relationship with Lilith. Madam Ming values geopolitical stability and solving the energy crisis. In an effort to get Brody's earrings, she bought Lunime Inc., the owners of Gacha Life. Where she then updated the Terms of Services requiring Brody to give her his earrings once he accepted the update. She gave one of the earrings to Lilith as she owes her a debt for her family's success. Madam Ming kept one of the earrings for herself to have it studied by Urja.


Yo Mama so RICH, she: 

Hot Mama

What, do you want a cookie? She's hot. That's her description.


Yo Mama so HOT, she:

Hairy Mama

Jane is a female Bigfoot unbeknownst to the team. Jane escaped captivity from an Australian Bigfoot hunter shortly before she was to be revealed to the world. She then wandered into Animeme Studios during Volume 2 auditions. Zack and Axel casted her as Hairy Mama. Thinking she showed up with her own costume and makeup.


Yo Mama so HAIRY, she:

Slimy Mama

Slimy Michelle was created by Lilith. Michelle is made up of leftover stem cells from Lilith's clone experiments. She's directly responsible for the death and rebirth of Axel Rod. Neither Brody nor most of the supporting characters are aware she's actually made of "slime".


Yo Mama so SLIMY, she:

Lazy Mama

She was one of the auditing actors for the role of Yo Mama host but she was too lazy to even put together a good audition. Thankfully she came back to the show displaying her entire purpose on screen, being lazy.


Yo Mama so LAZY, she:

Strict Mama

The wife of Frank the cop, she then joined the force along with him and was known to be a VERY feared and intimidating officer. And when she joined the show, you can imagine how much force she had on productions.


Yo Mama so STRICT, she:

Russian Mama

The mother of Brody's Russian counterpart, she was probably the 2nd most feared mother on set. And she certainly showed off why Russia was on top of Puny America.


Yo Mama so RUSSIAN, she:

Goth Mama

Say Hello to Angela, She studied magic at the School of Baton Rouge and dates the Devil.


Yo Mama so GOTH, she:

Bald Daddy

Yo Daddy so BALD, he:

Hairy Daddy

Yo Daddy so HAIRY, he:

Drunk Daddy

Yo Daddy so DRUNK, he:

Thicc Daddy

Yo Daddy so DUMMY THICC, he:

Frank the Cop

Frank "The Cop" Gustavo is of Italian/Spanish descent. Frank works as a cop; patrolling the Animeme Studios' surrounding neighborhood. However, he desires to be an actor. First auditioning for the host of Yo Mama, and later being hired to play a cop in the series. 


Get in the Caaeeerr!

  • He got Robocop on his force

  • He also has Strict Mama on his force (oh shit.)

God

Oh my HIM!!!


The Devil

The Devil himself, to raise special hell


Zack James

The Weed Smoking Creator of Yo Mama


Muscle Man

High Five Ghost

  • Muscle Man can get the help of his best friend Fives to come and protect him with a ghost shield.

Skips

  • Skips can be summoned to give Muscle Man a quick speed boost, you always need someone like skips to give you that boost.

Mordecai

  • One of the bros, Muscle Man can summon Mordecai to fight and fend off multiple enemies.

Rigby

  • The other bro, Rigby aka Trash Boat can summon a barrage of cool coins that can give Muscle Man more support and items to help him.

Video Game Support 

Of course Brody's summons also go to the the Videogame side, fittingly Muscle Mans Video Game equipment means he can also summon his favorite Video Game characters.

Brody Foxx

Pac-Man

  • Bros getting pretty Wakka Wakka

Kirby

  • Brody's favorite Smash character..he even has the hat.

Sonic

  • Gotta go Fast (For Yo Mama)

Mario

  • Yo Mama-Mia so Fat-


(Brody can Normally summon these characters)

Muscle Man

The Hammer

  • Nobody beats the Hammer

Dig Champs

  • The Prequel to DigDug

Hairowitz and Afrowski

  • Who's hair is more stupid?

Ice Cuzzo’s

  • They're great at climbing and come with muscle

Soldier Dudes

  • Halo??? Yeah Halo…

Rapide the Gemhog and Large the Dogbutt 

  • One is really really fast, the other can fish really really well……they seem familiar.

Resistances

Brody Foxx

Muscle Man

Actions 

Brody Foxx

Overall

Strength

Speed

Durability

Muscle Man

Overall

Strength

Speed

Durability

Scaling

Brody Foxx

Summons

Brody can scale to all of his summons, whether it be the Mama's, the Daddy's or the Devil/Zack James. (See Summons section and Before the Verdict)

Boris (Russian Brody)

Boris comes from the reality where the USSR is still standing. He was pulled into Brody's universe when Axel first gifted him the earrings. However, Brody and the crew are unaware he's a variant. Instead they hired him thinking he just so happened to be a lookalike. 


Muscle Man

Mordecai and Rigby

One of Muscle Man's best bros, these slackers may not do anything for their job, they come with much power and craziness. Mordecai and Rigby have always been scared and intimidated by Muscle Man's strength so it's reasonable that he should scale above them. Random Bullshit GO 


Benson

When you're someone carefree and destructive as Muscle Man or Mordecai and Rigby, you need a good Boss to keep them in check. Benson is an established drummer and stick hockey enthusiast and even he admits that Muscle Man is the strongest employee he's got. What kind of Boss is he? The World's BEST boss. 


Skips

The Immortal handyman of the group, Skips knows almost everything and he's especially impressive in the strength category. While Skips is definitely the most experienced and skilled out of everyone, Muscle Man is always said to be the strongest out of em all. So determining how powerful skips is? Yeah he's seen this before.. 


Pops and Anti Pops

Pops is the kindest gentleman you'll ever meet, Anti Pops is the complete opposite of that. Mega Kranus and Malum Kranus are the abstract concepts of Good and Evil, their power can not only affect the entire Universe, but the Cosmology itself… which Muscle Man can scale to! (See before the verdict and Cosmology section) Now Time for a Jolly Good Analysis!


The Timenado

Ah the Timenado, a tornado made up of time and can control time… I guess the name fits! A normal timenado is harmless but when weaponized it can be very dangerous… So how does Muscle Man and his bros scale to this? Well…(See before the verdict!!)


Weaknesses

Brody Foxx

Brody may be a Gym Bro and has definitely kicked ass, but he can still be a coward and run away from any danger. And he's been intimidated and talked down to by people stronger and more powerful than him


Not to mention that some mamas like Evil or Russian Mama might not actually do what Brody tells them to do, it might even sometimes backfire on him. And Ugly Mamas effects don't work if you're too dumb to realize they're ugly, or if you're into ugly shit…yeahh.. 

Muscle Man

Muscle Man is very strong and has shown to be very powerful, but he's also very prone to freaking out and being emotionally unstable. Which leaves him being extremely destructive and not being able to think straight. He's also not the smartest guy ever and he tends to jump forward without thinking.


His biggest weakness is leaving his Pepperoni's open… 

Before the Verdict

Scaling (context)

Brody and the Mamas

There are many and I mean MANY people in Brody's summoning power, the Mamas, the Daddy's and the Devil/Zack James. But how exactly does Brody scale to them? Isn't he mostly seen as below them? 

Well while he may not be stronger than all of them

He can still scale to them.


Who does he Upscale:

It's easy to say who he can upscale since he constantly deals with them and is usually seen as stronger than them.


  • Stupid Mama - she gets killed and beaten by almost everyone, and she's the first Mama seen as below almost everyone.

  • Short Mama - Brody has accidentally stepped on her many many times, it's obvious he would upscale this.

  • Old Mama - Brody has seen her die and has dealt with her old disadvantages hundreds of times. Sometimes he practically takes care of her, not to mention she's been zapped and beaten by God many times 

  • Skinny Mama - Not even mentioning she can get killed by almost anything, she even snapped her arm trying to slap Brody

  • Lazy Mama - while she's never really physical (of course she's not) we can assume Brody is stronger due to her lazy nature lol

  • Slimy Mama - He's had to save her a couple of times, and we can assume he could scale above her since… well.. she's made of slime lol

  • Poor Mama - there was only one time she had an advantage over Brody and it was when she freezed him, other than that it's easy to see why Brody is above her 


Who's he neutral with:

Not all people can be upscaled or downscaled, these are the ones who are fairly considered equal to Brody


  • The Daddy's - usually everyone have to deal with the Daddy's antics, and Brody usually just sees them as another average Guy walking around

  • Ugly Mama - yes he's had to deal with Her Ugliness many many times, yes it was haunting. But Physically he constantly survives it and sometimes can casually hang out with her.

  • Frank the Cop - Both are usually seen as similar and have to constantly deal with the Mama's, Brody and even arrested Frank before

  • Zack James - yes he's the creator of the show and can affect the show itself, but he and Brody are usually equals who smoke weed and hang out together. Brody has never been threatened or intimidated by Zack before, in fact Brody isn't scared to fight him in a Rap Battle


Who does he Downscale:

Some of the Mamas are either too powerful for Brody to handle or just have power much above him, but he can still scale to it. 


  • Fat Mama - debatably one of the stronger mamas, her level of destruction is above anything Brody can handle. Thankfully for Brody he has survived most of her destruction and capabilities, and he's even picked her up before

  • Hairy Mama - Brody has never been seen as above or the same level as her, considering she's stronger than most of the things he's been terrified of. He'd also been killed by her before

  • Rich Mama - Madam Ming and her Butler have gotten rid of Brody and beaten him many times, but thankfully he's survived it all. 

  • Hot Mama - he's been burned by her multiple times lol, and she rejects him multiple times, and she can hurt both God and the Devil. Even if you think he doesn't physically downscale, he downscales mentally… 

  • Smart Mama - she's not only intellectual beating Brody, she's accomplished feats that would be hard for Brody to scale to, he just does cuz he scales to peeps who did survive her powerful stuff

  • Strict Mama - she's usually seen beating up almost everyone and punishing everyone, including Brody.

  • Russian Mama - another mama who has intimidated and beaten on many people, even Brody is afraid of her. He just survives whenever she bombs or tanks him.

  • Goth Mama - while I may seem weird, she stems her powers from hell and the Devil himself, but because Brody can scale to the devil.. he can scale to her.

  • Evil Mama - she's so terrifying and evil she can even intimidate the Devil, and she owns his soul. Brody has survived all her evil and malicious attempts at absolutely scaring the shit out of him. 

  • Strong Mama - probably the strongest and most powerful Mama, Brody has survived being punched, swung and beaten by her. He even gets trained by her in bodybuilding.

  • The Devil - one of the most powerful beings in the universe, the Devil controls and owns Brody's soul, and Brody can scale to people who can scale to him, like Evil Mama. 


Of Course Brody can summon all of these people and he can use most of them in the fight. So perhaps this entire section was useless…huh…

Pops and Anti Pops

These 2 were made for one reason and one reason only, to fight and determine the fate of the entire universe…and their power can affect the entire Cosmology (see Cosmology Section) 

But how does Muscle Man and the rest of the park crew scale to this? Well… .


Base Pops scaling: 

Well this is obvious, Muscle Man and the park crew have consistently been on the same level of Base Pops for years even when he had all that power inside him. He just didn't have the power to harness it and become stronger. Hell Muscle Man's pranks almost KILLED Pops, ignoring the fact this was before he was trained… it'd still apply to his Durability which has basically remained the same all these years. 


Base Pops (LEVELED UP) scaling:

After much training and practice, Pops became MUCH more powerful than he was before. How do the bros scale? Well they were all able to survive the final level up chop from pops that created a giant crater and they were forced into his entire training montage 


Base Anti Pops scaling:

Obviously Anti Pops in base form is extremely powerful, he almost killed the gang many times and almost killed pops even after he leveled up, that just means you can get some good scaling off it.. after all Muscle Man and the crew were fighting Off Anti Pops and Earl was fending him off while the park crew made the escape to protect pops. Of course they won't be able to completely be on his level but you can still get some good Downscaling from it. 


Titan Forms scaling: 

When Mega Kranus and Malum Kranus become full-on Titans, that's when they REALLY become powerful…but how can anyone scale to them?

Well Mordecai and Rigby survived Anti Pops using his power to destroy Loli Land, they also survived the Retcon Punch, and they were able to continuously dodge and react to Anti Pops beams. Hell, even Muscle Man almost run away from it. Even Pops in his base stats was able to attack and perceive Anti Pops and was able to completely negate the Titan Form. While surprising, Mitch and the crew can definitely scale to these forms. 


You're probably asking, what's so impressive and powerful about these forms? Well…. that's coming up… 

Timenado

Natural phenomenons aren't always new, in fact they happen almost all the time in this world. But nothing like this… the Timenado has the power to affect all of Time and Space and threatens to erase time itself therefore endangering the Universe… funny how many Cosmology threats there are in this show. But how can anyone possibly scale to this force of time? C'mon y'all already know the answer to that :3



So you're probably asking “ok bro you've been talking about shit that affects the Cosmology and how it can be destroyed, HOW BIG IS THE COSMOLOGY???” Well… (Check the Cosmology Section, Oh here we are!)

Cosmologies 

The Yo Mama Omniverse?

All Universes have meaning, a means to exist…. A certain power that can decide its fate and what truly controls the fabric of reality. And what's that ultimate power? Yo Mama jokes.

But seriously, this Cosmology is more than just a single universe, it’s a branch of Universes and Singularities…let's deep dive into the Cosmology of YO MAMA. 


The Yo Mama verse is pretty straight forward with its size... not only does it consist of alternate dimensions, but an entire multiverse. An infinitely sized multiverse, that diverges into infinite other multiverses as a sort of Omniverse. 


He makes it VERY clear that it's supposed to be something akin to the Marvel Cosmology. This would be grounds for a 'layered' infinite multiverse, which is a term that refers to Infinite amounts of an Infinite Multiverse.... so Infinite Infinities... yeah that's confusing but it can technically be argued to be infinitely more impressive than a normal infinite multiverse. 


On Top of that... DESTROYING the multiverses would destroy a singularity which is stated to make INFINITE more multiverses on destruction... so basically an infinite multiverse of multiverses that are INFINITELY expanding... ISN'T THAT FUN. It's specified that any one person can be a 'singularity' meaning that there's EVEN MORE INFINITIES... yeah you get it... mf has infinite INFINITE.... INFINITE.... INFINITE INFINITE.... REALITIES.... 


His earrings are literally holding one of those infinite multiverses’ entire energy outputs. There's a lot more stuff you could cover, but it's more important to say that no matter what it's going to be an infinitely sized omniverse. 


If y'all still don't understand, basically Yo Mama is a Layered Multi+ Cosmology

And Brody’s earrings contain the energy of an infinite Multiverse

Which would get Brody really high into Multiversal Level+


If he actually scaled to this.. unfortunately Zack James revealed all this information but we have no way of actually scaling Brody to it. It was only revealed that Brody might eventually get to this level?? But the Joe Mama show isn't even out yet and we gotta use what we have, trust me I've checked a ton of times and there's no real way of scaling Brody to the Cosmology.


It's all just based on assumptions and hypothetical statements that haven't been officially confirmed yet. Yes the Earrings contain the energy of an infinite Multiverse but they have never been used offensively or in a fight yet. Brody lost these earrings but his summoning can probably bring them back. Still, he has never known the true purpose of the earrings. To him they're only just normal stylish earrings. And while some of the Mamas want to do something with these earrings, they haven't done anything yet..so not even the mamas scale.


If Brody reaches this level when Joe Mama releases then cool, he's Multi+. But we can't give it to him since there's no actual backing and official credit to it..at least Right Now.


But we can actually scale Brody to his Universe since a lot of mfers can destroy it. The Universe Should be infinite since it contains incalculable objects like Fat Mama who's so big that characters infinite in speed cannot traverse her.

Not to mention it contains the Minecraft world which was described to be infinite 

Which would make Brody High Universal Level

The Regular Multiverse

Now here's the big one, the Regular Show Cosmology might be one of the most convoluted and weird cosmologies to ever exist…. It'll be difficult to truly show off this crazy universe but it won't be difficult to see how these characters can scale to it. Let's deep dive into the Cosmology of REGULAR SHOW.


So to start this off, we gotta talk about how the show exactly works.

How the Cosmology works

Now first things first, the Universe itself is infinite. As it contains subspaces and dimensions that are infinite in size (we'll get to all of those later..) 


You're probably asking, who's the guy in the picture above?

First of all, that's a woman.. Secondly, her name is the Seer. Think of her as the Watcher of Regular Show, watching everything happen and knowing how the Universe works. She's enjoyed watching the gang's adventures in the park and she enjoyed watching their lives, but it'll soon be their time as their Universe will soon reset. Ok but what does this mean? Well the Seer watches the characters but she also references their Universe as if it were the Show itself. Ok that could just be a random coincidence and she's just watching their universe….well that's not it. Pops was able to interact with the Intro, Anti Pop's reality warping was affecting the storyboard itself, and the Universe Reset punch not only reset the universe, but the whole series. It seems like this kind of power can consistently affect the Cosmology, which again is the show itself lol. 


“But wasn't the Retcon Punch only sending them back in time? It didn't actually reset the series." Yes that would be the case, if it took them back to "First Day” which was canonically the beginning of their time at the park which helped lead into these events. But it went to the first actual episode of the show, it even played the first intro card of the series…..all of this further supports the fact that “Regular Show" is the Universe/Cosmology. 


Ok so the Cosmology is the Regular Show itself, what exactly does that mean in terms of scaling and size? I'm VERY glad you asked that.

Now we've seen many sub dimensions and random ass Universes in Regular Show, and I mean a LOT. Since the Show itself and everything in it is part of our Irregular Universe, that would mean all those dimensions and universes are part of our Irregular Universe, but first we gotta unload some stuff to add extra context. You know what else is part of the irregular Universe??? MY MOM 

But seriously, the holiday specials. 

The Holiday Specials

Wait what, how would the holiday specials be included? Why would they be included? It always ends with all of them dying and most of the stuff that happens in it are only stories. What would be the point if they're all just stories told by the characters?

Y'know what maybe y'all are right, they're only stories after all….Well….

Would ya look at that. Now You could already make the argument that Halloween Episodes were canon, Benson mentions the past Halloweens in the Christmas Special and the Seer literally talks about all the Halloweens lol. But the fact the Seer literally shows clips from the actual stories means that they're also part of the Cosmology. It may not be real to the actual characters, but it's part of the show, it's part of the Regular Show universe, and anything that happens applies to the Cosmology. 

And don't forget the fact Pops is watching all of this happen and Muscle Man remembers Halloween Story Events, like shit whenever everyone's memories were being extracted you were able to see Halloween stories in the background…..this all means it's part of the official Universe and can be used for scaling and size args. 


Ok so we established the fact that Halloween episodes can be used for the Cosmology, what does it add to the verse? This is actually a good time to finally bring up 

Dimensions and Sub-Universes

Now to truly see how big the Cosmology/Universe of Regular Show is, we gotta check out all the Sub-Universes and Dimensions inside it, and the extra context with the holiday episodes gives us even more extra content! 

The Void

Of course this has to be mentioned first, arguably the most consistent thing to show. The Void is well…a void that exists between space and time

It's been referenced and used many times. 

World without rules

This is a world where no rules exist and I mean none. The Concept of Time, the Concept of Death, the concept of fucking concepts. No rules exist here, well besides no video games now. 

Game Dimension

A Game Dimension that Garret Bobby Ferguson appeared from, and used it to transport and transform the entire park into a race track.

Milk Dimension

For guys who DIDN'T complete the milk chug challenge, they end up here. The Concept of Time is weird here, considering some guys have actually been there for probably years.

The Internet

A 3 dimensional space with an infinite amount of physical data to hold an infinite amount of Pizza. It also holds every Internet video EVER, and each video is basically its own world. (Yes there's a Multi Cosmology INSIDE the Cosmology..)

Dimension of Darkness

This is almost like a Nega-Space, a completely new reality that is free from the constraints of Time and Space

Planes of Existence

These exists many different planes of Existence in this universe, some are even seen as entirely different “Worlds"

Pog World


No no not the meme… Pog as in the game.

Created from Nostalgia and the 90s itself, this world was made for one thing and one thing only…Pog. 

Time Dimension

A Dimension that is completely made up of Time itself, as it was created by the Concept of Time. The only way of getting here is….by microwaving some clocks. It weirdly seems like all Clocks in this world actually have the power to affect time itself.

Door Dimension

This is a dimension that has doors, not just ordinary doors….they can lead to absolutely any point in time.

Planet Nielson 

Planet Nielson is the home of streaming itself! They show every single channel (or Universe) in the galaxy and make it so people can watch it. But when streaming took over, it was stated that they were showing 6.8 million forms of online content. (Yes…6.8 million universes.)

Higher Reality

Whenever the gang went into a black hole, it activated spaghettification. Which also sent them to a whole new higher reality in which they were eaten by Neil Degrasse Tyson. It actually seems like all black holes in this world send you to a different reality.

Theoretical Mall

Now THIS is the big one, the one I was most excited to cover…Theoretically. Now this mall has almost everything you need whenever it comes to last minute Christmas shopping, but you do gotta go through different floors ....or Dimensions. Now we won't go into whether or not the Dimensional Tiering can be applied, we'll go through that in (Dimensional Tiering section) but what we CAN go through is what it adds to the Cosmology.


You see every Floor is different ...but on the 5th floor, it introduces the idea of all existing possibilities and all existing outcomes leading to different paths, even ones you don't do. It means any possible path, any possible decision, and any possible possibility happens, and it can happen to an infinite amount…. Because there's always infinite paths in the universe. While it's already impressive that Pops can destroy a mall that contains infinite possibilities, but at the end of the Episode it shows that the rest of the Universe was affected by this. Since everything that happens in the show is applied to the Cosmology, that means this introduces infinite possibilities and infinite paths to the Universe. Infinite Paths in an INFINITE SIZED Universe. 

What else supports this? 

So if you don't know, “infinite possibilities" that can physically apply to an already infinite universe means Infinite timelines and infinite universes (Tho it's all Expanding, if all those timeline already existed then it would be a Multi+ cosmology, this would only be Multi) This can weirdly be supported in Regular Show context.

Alternate Futures

In the world of Regular Show, there have been tons of alternate futures. The future where Mordecai and Rigby become famous rock stars, the future where Pops becomes an evil right hand man, the future where Gene almost destroys the entire park in a prank war, the future where everyone is a space soldier, the future where Pops just runs until he turns old? the future where the 4 park guys become attractions, and of course the main future where everyone lives good lives and has families. 


It's clear that any possible decision in this world can lead to many different futures, and it's clear that these futures can still exist even when things are changed. Even characters that existed from a different timeline can exist in the afterlife. 

“Other” Timelines

Whenever Future Rigby talked about the timenado to the present bros, he talked about The Timenado sucking up “Earth's timeline”.

It does feel weird that he'd specify Earth’s timeline when he mentions all of time being erased but yeah other timelines do exist, and the timenado can split them. 

Final Statement

Y'all are probably getting tired of this long ahh section but don't worry it's over now lol, so let's just recap. Regular Show itself is a Cosmology, whatever happens to the Cosmology can affect the show as whenever the Reset came into fruition the Show would be reset, and the reason the show was ending was cuz the reset was inevitable. This also means everything that happens in the show can be applied to the Cosmology, like the holiday specials and the stories apply to it. Regular Show would already be a Low Multi Cosmology because of the Sub Universes, Dimension and Time being a dimension itself. But because of infinite outcomes physically manifesting in an infinite universe and those outcomes being affected from the reset, it would mean there’s an infinitely branching set of timelines which can be supported in Regular Show context. 


That means any damage or effect done to the Universe (like Anti Pops and Pops, Timenado and Lord of Destruction) can be scaled to the Regular Show Cosmology. Would make People who scale to that Multiversal Level. How high into Multiversal level you might ask? Well given the Door Dimension illustrates that each year is it’s own timeline persay (which is backed up by the Regular Show movie) it could get as high as the amount of years to reach the heat death of the universe which would be 1.7E+106 Years/Timelines.

Dimensional Tiering 

9D Brody

Oh shit Brody is 9D!!!!! But seriously this is most likely a joke from Zack lol, he never mentioned Dimensional Tiering or anything involving DT in his lore explanations or verse commentation, this is like one of the only times he mentions DT or anything related to this lol


Plus there's no backup or explanation to why Brody would be 9D since Zack only explained how the verse works and how Brody could potentially scale to it in the future. So 9D Brody (while it would be fucking hilarious) is not applicable 

5D-6D Regular Show 

Regular Show’s cosmology is… well… INTERESTING to say the least, so I’m here to cover it. The main gist to start off with is that Regular Show has a ‘5D mall’ that is within the cosmology. The mall is dimensionally numbered (obviously), the mall showcased that it has spatial dimensions due to how lower realities/individuals are FLAT to them, it’s normally inaccessible to human life as it needs a ‘theoretical’ pathway to enter made by the higher dimensional beings… and regular show is said to have separate planes of existence in the comic. Now this would be enough to call it canon, but first we have to address the supplementary material and possible counters to the argument.


1: The 5D Mall comes from a Christmas episode and the Holiday episodes are objectively not canon. This is an interesting argument, but in the grand scheme of things… it’s not really true. While the Halloween episodes may have stuff like the characters dying, the show is very episodic in nature with events basically undoing themselves in any sort of way they can… ontop of this it’s shown to us that the Halloween episodes ARE canon as when we cut to a view of events and stories the crew had lived out they appear pretty blatantly. In the same vein it’s safe to say that the Christmas episodes are ALSO canon as Muscle Man remembers a Halloween death & Benson briefly references how they tell stories on Halloween. Given those were canon and true it’s safe to say that even these would be, even if it WAS told by Rigby… the story is SO detailed when it comes to dimensional tiering that there is no CONCEIVABLE way that you could think he just SO happened to make that shit up (and yeah… all the other stories were true so it’s fair game).


2: The Regular Show Cast has no real way to scale to the Higher Dimensions, only Temporal Dimensions (aka all Timelines). I could see this argument… but there’s a LOT to bring up when it comes to the Higher Dimensional stuff in Regular Show. When it comes to Higher Dimensions it’s pretty clear that the world should FUNCTION on a relatively similar system… aka if a realm is higher in Regular Show it should share the same general properties like being a higher spatial dimension, having a higher number, seeing individuals as flat… it’s pretty clear that Pops and Anti-Pops via sheer POWER were affecting the Storyboard during their fight by “unraveling reality”... in terms of the sticky note cards you could argue perspective-wise it’s weird due to them appearing WITHIN the 3D realm… but it’s pretty clear that it is a storyboard element, when Reality was reset it BROUGHT BACK the title screen which is a storyboard element… and it was effecting unofficial non canon Quintel storyboard/pilot stuff. This actually tells us… a LOT of stuff… first off it shows that it was affecting these realities as they were literally falling apart. Secondly it gives a pretty good indicator that these storyboards and pilots are a part of the cosmology; which is very likely considering the creator of the show made both Close Enough and Regular Show and has… DOZENS of easter eggs that implies they’re connected in some way. This is outright confirmed in a episode where a girl named Candice enters the CN Studios and finds JG Quintel working on Regular Show… we even see the EXACT same sticky notes that were making up Rigby during the Anti Pops fight… and we see BOTH shows being worked on (now while she does wake up implying it was a dream, first off it was WAY too ultra specific to be fake, and secondly they pull a GOTCHA moment where it’s revealed the stories that made up her dream were real). Now that I’ve connected the cosmologies as such you’re probably wondering how they ACTUALLY scale… which I’ll explain right now. Basically it’s pretty clear that time RUNS through these dimensions, in the 5th Dimension you can see ALL of your temporal possibilities which means that time is still a realm above it… meaning the Timenado which was going to destroy the fabric of time… was going to destroy the 5th Dimension as well. You could make the case for the Storyboard though it’s a little more vague in the fact that we don’t know if time runs through it… if we give Pops the benefit of the doubt and say that the Storyboard we DO see is linked to the Quintel storyboard it’d imply their clash was affecting a 6D Space… though 5D at minimum. M&R tank the explosion that created the Timenado, Rigby tanks being zapped by the Time Crystal, people can absorb the energy of the Time Crystal in the games… the cast should pretty solidly scale given the DT is pretty solid.

Bonus Artwork 

(Drawn by StevRayBro, an official artist/Animator for Yo Mama)


(Funny Thumbnail made by Stars)


(Another funny Thumbnail made by Crimgon)


(Thumbnail made by Creeperpasta!)


(Art made by yours truly!)

Verdict

You know who else is gonna go through an insanely crazy hard Verdict?? MY MOM

Yo Mama so stupid she put this much effort in for Brody vs Muscle Man…but it was worth it.

Experience/Skill

Now this category isn't too hard but also not too easy, Brody has been the host of Joe Mama for 9 years and has been dealing with the Mama's and the bloodshed that comes with the Job. Mitch has been working long and hard at the park for over 10 years and has dealt with World ending monsters and hard physical labor.


Brody has been bodybuilding for many years, and has entered many Bodybuilding contests. But overall he's lost many competitions and is still physically weaker than most people in his world. Muscle Man has been bodybuilding since he was a kid and has won MULTIPLE Biceptennials. Not to mention he's still regained a lot of that muscle and technique that came from those years of practice.


While Brody has dealt with a ton of crazy shit, it's easy to say that Muscle Man has dealt with way more of those threats than Brody ever has.. especially considering the fact Brody constantly runs from the threats the Mama's usually deal with. Mitch on the other hand isn't afraid of fighting these threats head on, even when they're threatening the entire universe. Brody has Military experience and fought against Titans, but Mitch fought in a large scale prank war, was an intergalactic soldier and even became a space fighter. Hell Muscle Man even knows Death Kwon Do and has had lots of space training, he knows a ton of techniques.


While Brody has been through a ton of stuff himself like being raised by a CIA agent (and should be generally smarter than Mitch), Muscle Man has more experience in almost every way, fought against bigger threats, and knows way more skills and techniques than Brody. This Category goes to MUSCLE MAN 

Arsenal/Equipment 

Time for Guns blazin 🔥 literally…both surprisingly have a lot of guns, tho the Future Gun beats all the guns Brody has since it just dematerializes you instantly LOL


Now Brody has more average weapons like Swords and Bazookas and even Robots, Dragon Balls would be helpful but it does leave Brody really open. Death Note is also helpful but he's gotta learn Muscle Man’s real name and he probably wouldn't have the time to find out. The Earrings are insanely powerful, but they've never actually been used offensively or hax wise and Brody doesn't even know their true intentions. Dollar Bills are definitely helpful against Mitch with its mind control abilities, and Brody can already summon Evil Mama. 


Muscle Man also has a lot of casual weapons and has access to many many random MacGuffins. Fortune Cookies would be very helpful, but it's very scenario dependent..Double Glazed Apple Fritters are absolutely helpful, only problem is we don't really know If Mitch knows how they fully work but either way really helpful. 


Even with both Flaws Muscle Man just has too much to throw on Brody. He has access to all his Pranking Supplies, has access to a ton of Power ups and Video Game weapons that can dura neg anything Brody throws. Not to mention his Video Game summons and Power up summons help a ton. Even chicken wings give Muscle Man an immediate health boost. While Brody may have a good slice of arsenal, Muscle Man just takes the cake…this Category goes to MUSCLE MAN 

Abilities/Powers

Now this one is VERY interesting to talk about with everything they have. Both have a lot to offer, like Immortality that makes it very hard for anyone to fully put them down for good. Brody's reality warping and automatic summoning gives him the numbers game and makes it so he can affect anything he wants Including the animation style. Not to Mention Brody's duplication adds into the fact that you gotta deal with MORE Brody action.


Muscle Man definitely has way more abilities than Brody. Mosh Pit can instantly affect your mindset and attitude, Dimensional Travel makes his mobility way better and his odor is very helpful against opponents. Not to mention flexing his muscles can take away most of Brody's support, and Solids would add a ton of stakes to the fight


Now Brody definitely has great Haxxes but stuff like cloud manip and energy blast won't be entirely helpful in certain scenarios. And a lot of Muscle Man's Haxes can be really dependent on scenario as well; basketball Powers are debatably non-standard, similar to Jinxes and the love states it's hard to say he can instantly access some of this. And Flexing might take some time..


So who wins this category? Well again Muscle Man has more haxxes and has stuff that can work on Brody, and can basically get rid of almost all of Brody's summons. Tho Brody's extra summons, reality warping plus duplication make it very hard to be put down and his abilities can give him a numbers advantage. Plus Summons like The Devil or Evil Mama could potentially absorb souls and end the fight. While Muscle Man has very good abilities that can take on Brody, Brody just has too much and is way too hard to put down. This Category goes to BRODY FOXX

Scaling/Stats 

Time for the final most important category. Now Brody should get Uni at the very least…

He scales to peeps that can create or affect the Universe itself. Then the Universe being infinite would mean that scaling would be Uni+ in comparison. And of course Brody would be infinite Speed with that same Universe speed scaling…easy peasy!


Muscle Man himself would normally be around the  Multi range since he also scales to peeps who can destroy or affect the Cosmology itself, along with infinite speed with the same scaling. There's many higher arguments you could considerably make with the verse but this is what Muscle Man should at least scale to in the long haul.


Brody could debatably get immeasurable but it requires a lot of arguments to it, Especially since we don't know if he completely just speeds around Fat Mama or he just waits for her to turn around (which would make the most sense because who the hell is waiting that long to miss out on a birthday). Muscle Man scales to quite a bit of Immeasurable feats from Regular Show. With only using Finite stuff, Brody reasonably gets MFTL meanwhile Muscle Man should get pretty high into MFTL+ with decent scaling.


Now Brody could potentially get higher verse scaling since it'd approximately be High into Multi+....but as addressed before, there's no real backing to him or any other characters in verse scaling. At least right now….Even if you say God can scale to the Cosmology, he only affects the Universe he's in, not everything outside of it. Not even Zach James has that power, because he can only affect things in his respectable world.


Now going into the infamous subject of Dimensional Tiering.

While if you accept Brody being 9D, he'd definitely outscale anything Mitch does…buuuttt it's unrealistic to scale him to this for many explainable reasons. Muscle Man on the other hand has ways to Scale to 5D..hell maybe even 6D if you assume Pops can scale to everything that was mentioned before, it depends on what you buy but Muscle Man and the cast should reasonably at least scale to 5D. 

It's no contest to see who wins this category.

Muscle Man Outstats using all ends, even finite scaling, and his DT would get higher than Brody's verse scaling. This Category goes to MUSCLE MAN

Summary

Brody Foxx

“Suicide is never the answer, your goal everyday should be to stay as Rad as hell. And you can't be rad by being dead, and zombies aren't rad.. they're pretty frickin scary!!”

Advantages:

  • Way stronger if you buy 9D

  • Reality Warping and Summoning can overwhelm Mitch 

  • More artillery knowledge and has more long ranged weapons

  • The Mama's have lots of Haxes that can affect Muscle Man

  • Is generally smarter than Muscle Man

  • Should take Numbers and AOE

  • The Devil can potentially absorb Muscle Man's soul 

  • Has a banger anime theme 

Disadvantages: 

  • A lot weaker without DT

  • Has less Haxes and weapons in comparison 

  • Not as experienced or skilled

  • His best support gets taken away by flexing 

  • Can be incapped by Console War Weapons 

  • Unfortunately hasn't had any new content in a long time…


Muscle Man

“We'll probably just be jerks to each other again tomorrow, but I really see you guys as good friends…pranks and insults are just how my old man taught me to show it.”

Advantages: 

  • Should take general stats no matter what ends are used 

  • Generally has more haxxes and arsenal

  • Way more experienced, skilled and smarter when it comes to his plans

  • Can take away most of Brody's support and extra Haxxes with flexing 

  • Console War Weapons should easily Incap anything Brody throws 

  • Has healing and power boosting which will keep him in the fight longer 

  • Much better Mobility with Dimensional Travel and Basketball powers

  • Also has a banger anime theme

Disadvantages: 

  • A lot weaker if you buy 9D Brody

  • Gets overwhelmed by Brody's summoning and reality warping 

  • Is affected by most of the Mama's Haxes 

  • Loses the Numbers game when Brody can summon anything and anyone he thinks of

  • The Devil could absorb his soul 

  • Oh no bro.

Conclusion 

In conclusion (literally), this fight is pretty close in many many factors. They can't physically take each other down and they're very hard to kill for good. Both have many Haxes that'll work on the other but both have Haxes that wouldn't work. Stats were definitely the biggest factor here, and thankfully Muscle Man is strong enough to constantly take down Brody and is fast enough to pull off all of his abilities first. While Brody stat stomps with his highest ends, unfortunately they're just not viable..at least right now. Of course with Joe Mama coming out next year and the Regular Show spin-off, things could change..but for now this is what we got! Some of y'all may be disappointed, but y'all gotta remember one thing…..the master prankster gave zero Foxx and won this battle with ease, y'know who else won this battle with ease????? My Uncle John..he's a mechanic.


Muscle Man has escaped this deadly fate and is tonight's winner


Brody Foxx on the other hand, has been sentenced to Death By Blog 

THE WINNER IS MUSCLE MAN.

What's next?

Credits: 

I have a TON of thanks to give for this blog. Credits to Squidward vs Benson by DBE blogs, credit to Stars and Morta for calcs and lots of help with Cosmologies (and moral support.. seriously, these guys are the goats..) Credit to Justadude, Caden, Trashy, whyamihere.. just a lot of really awesome guys that deserve a shout-out. This is blog I have been planning for such a long time and I'm happy it came out well (at least I hope so..I may not be the best VS debater lmao) but thank you all of you! And I hope you'll also support the VS show I'll put a lot of hard work into.

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