Death By Blog: Crocker vs Gargamel

“RIIIIICCHHHAAAARRRDDSSSSS!!!” 

- Doctor Doom 

Welcome to DBB

If there's one thing that most of mankind wants more than anything, then it's power. With Money you have power, with the greatest weapons of war you have power, with a couple thousand subscribers on YouTube you have…some power. But what about power beyond our comprehension? Something that the human eye cannot even grasp on.. something.. magical. There's only 2 knowledgeable (and kinda crazy) men that know of this power and want it for themselves.

Denzel Crocker: Math Teacher and Eternal Rival of Timmy Turner, and self proclaimed Fairy Hunter

The Great Gargamel: the Greatest Wizard you have never heard of, and self proclaimed Smurf Hunter 

You know me, FMT

And it's time to see which Magical Marauder has the best Arsenal, Abilities and Actions to find out who will be sentenced to Death By Blog

Before We Begin

For Crocker we will basically be using almost everything, the TV show, the movies, the sequel series, video games, comics…and we will of course use all the specials from the series. We'll even use Season 0 for funnies..

For Gargamel basically the same thing, all his animated series, the movies (live action and animated), games, comic books, shorts and specials and the Smurfs books. We'll even use the Smurf Guidebook (the Smurfin’ Guide to the Smurfs) 60 years full of Smurfs content…..Smurftastic!

Connections 

• Both are middle aged men who are obsessed with small magical creatures. Their goals for them range from proving they exist, to using them for power, to trying to exterminate their race.

• Both had promising futures and had a very successful youth, until time travel shenanigans caused them to be physically deformed and obsessed with creatures that “ruined their lives" 

• Both have spent a ton of years hunting and using magic/gadgets to make plans and schemes in order to capture said creatures 

• Are looked down upon by peers, their family (especially mothers), rivals, and basically everyone in their life see them as obsessed jokes.

• Even though they're mostly seen as jokes who will always fail, they're always seen as threats to the races and probably the heroes should fear…because they will destroy anything that gets in their way

• Random Connections: have a soft spot for the babies of the series because they spent fatherly times with them. Have infiltrated a place called Fairy World to steal their resources. Have pet cats who are tired of their bullshit. Are actual fathers of non human beings. 

Background 

Crocker

“Fairy..Godparents Exist….Fairies DO exist! FAIRIESSSS!!!”

Back during the 70s, Denzel Crocker didn't have the greatest childhood. His mom was always gone and missed his childhood, he had an evil abusive babysitter, and he didn't have that many friends. Fortunately, the doom and gloom in his room Is broken instantly by his magic feather friends who grant his every wish. 'Cause in reality, they were Fairy Godparents. They allowed him to become popular, so popular in fact that he had a whole day dedicated to his greatness. Then the day came, it was his time to shine, it would've been the greatest day of his life. Then a Buck Toothed kid tackled him after he tried giving a speech, accidentally revealed the fact he had Fairy Godparents, and had Crocker's Fairy's taken away from him. But no, Crocker would not let go of the fairies that made his life better. So he found a DNA tracker the buck tooth kid dropped, added in Fairy DNA, and wrote down the words “Fairy Godparents Exist." Then his memories were erased, again, and again, and again.. causing him to be completely deformed. After his fairies were completely taken away, the people who once loved him ended up hating him, and became his personal angry mob. Then, Crocker finds his DNA tracker, finds the words written on them, and comes to a conclusion…Fairy Godparents Exist..and he would prove they exist. 

For the rest of his life, Crocker has been hunting down fairies, trying to prove they're real. He lost the respect of a ton of people, he lost his success and fame thanks to his obsession, he lost the once sweet and kind boy that he used to be….he became Cruel, conniving, and insane. He became a school teacher in order to feed this obsession and hunt for Fairies. But then a student in his class named Timmy Turner brought something weird in his classroom, a dinosaur? Crocker ended up coming to the obvious conclusions…this was the work of..FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! This was the day Crocker truly evolved into a true villain. He spent years chasing Timmy Turner and trying to catch his Fairies, this obsession and everything Timmy does to him made him more and more insane. He enslaved the entire planet, stole the magic from many magical beings, and tried to genocide the Fairies many times. No Fairy Children or Fairy Pets were even saved by his hatred for Fairies. He went from wanting to prove Fairies exist, to using them for power, to wanting to destroy them all…unfortunately he never succeeded in his goal. In the end, he ended up getting fired, he got work as a janitor in a scientific institute after his research was rejected, and he still tries as hard as possible to prove that Fairies exist. Even though nobody will ever believe him, he'll always keep trying to prove his obsession was all worth it, he'll never give in to his lifelong goal..that's why all Fairies should fear the name of Denzel Crocker. 

Gargamel

“Come back you wretched Smurfs! I'll find you! No matter where you hide!!” 

In this old fantastical world, magic ran throughout the land and through the stars. There were many magical creatures and many power sorcerers who used that magic for power. That's why there is a school for those kinds of people to become great, and one of these students was Gargamel. He was doing well for himself, he was passing his classes, his mother believed he would be a great sorcerer, and he was a very respected student. Then one day he found Smurfs walking out in the open, after researching them and learning of their magical properties, he wanted to experiment and use them. But then the other Smurfs caused him to trip with a vine, and then dropped a large rock on him, which caused him to be disfigured and hunch backed (Turned out Gargamel went back in time and accidentally dropped a Boulder on his past self, which means he caused his own suffering). From that very day forward, Gargamel promised to get revenge on those wretched SMURFS. After he started to look into Smurfs, he tried hunting them down. Unfortunately this path caused all the wizards who once respected him to spite him and mock his ways of wizardry. Everyone in the land hated him, even his own mother thought of him as a failure of a Sorcerer who would never succeed. He gained such a reputation that even forces of nature laugh at the name Gargamel.

Gargamel blamed all of this on those wretched Smurfs, and vowed everyday to get his revenge. For many years he's come up with hundreds of plans to attack the Smurfs, like making a Smurfette from clay to attack the village who ended becoming a true Smurf, or following the Smurfs into the future century, or even following the Smurfs into a lost village full of female Smurfs. He will get to hell and back to capture these Smurfs, and he'll even ask for the advice of all those who look down on him for advice on how to catch those Smurfs. Over the years Gargamel's goals for the Smurfs changed as they made his life more and more of a living hell. From proving they exist, to eating them, to using them for power, to straight up wanting to destroy their entire race. No Smurf, Animal, or even Smurf Baby is safe from his cruel and insane ways. He will destroy Anything that gets in his way, and anyone who makes him look like a fool. No matter how many times the Smurfs have tested his kindness and his heart, he will always be a cruel man with a dark heart who will spare nothing. Gargamel will destroy anything in his path, and he'll destroy those Smurfs. No matter how many times Gargamel has been defeated, no matter how many times people will call him insane, he will hunt down those Smurfs..and he'll get them if it's the last thing he does..

Skill and Experience 

Crocker

Denzel Crocker is a 40 year old (along the lines of that.) math teacher in the events of Fairly Odd Parents, and should be in his 60s during the events of a New Wish. Ever since Crocker was a child he was obsessed with Fairies and dedicated his life to hunting them down. He's been known to be somewhat smart considering he's.. y'know..a math teacher. He's also a computer wiz, known for having Complex Anti Viruses and tracking down information from other devices. But he's also good at coming up with extremely complicated plans and tricks in order to trap and defeat his arch enemy Turner. He's been in physical training from VICKY, his mother is a government agent, and he has a knack for inventing hundreds of gadgets and machines. 

Crocker has successfully overthrown the Fairies and his other enemies a good amount of times before he got embarrassingly defeated. He teamed up with other powerful villains such as Dark Laser the intergalactic conqueror, and Foop..the most evil and treacherous Anti Fairy. Even though Crocker is absolutely insane and will probably defeat himself more than anyone, don't underestimate him..no matter how many times he goes down..no matter how many times his plans are foiled.. he'll always come back with a brand new plan.

Gargamel

The Great Gargamel is indeed a great wizard, nobody can be catching Smurfs for years and years without learning a thing or two. From what we know, Gargamel is in his 50s and he's been hunting for these so-called magical creatures since his youth. In fact he's been hunting for these Smurfs for over 30 years. Gargamel is a genius when it comes to making Potions and Enchantments, and he's conjured up a ton of magical spells to trap the Smurfs. He's also very crafty and tricky, he's tricked many Smurfs into falling for his shenanigans, and he's come up with hundreds of crazy intense plans to capture the Smurfs. Gargamel has even tricked fellow Sorcerers and how powered wizards, he even tricked Mother Nature and Father Time themselves. 

Gargamel was momentarily trained in combat by the Smurfs to fight exclaimed Knights, he's been a wizard for Kings and Castles, and he's been trained in Wizards school to learn spells and gain Knowledge, he even somehow Graduated. Nonetheless Gargamel is very educated in his craft, he's even combatted Papa Smurfs own knowledge about Magic, who's been an exclaimed Sorcerer for 500 years. Hell Gargamel was even able to match the 1000 year old Smurf, Grandpa Smurf. But no matter how many times Gargamel gets defeated, no matter how many times he gets thwarted by those wretched Smurfs, Gargamel will always hatch up a plan to finally kill those Smurfs…

Arsenal 

Crocker

Fairy Finder

This handy dandy gadget can find any fairy that Crocker seeks. Which means he always knows where a fairy is, actually putting it to good use is the real trick. 

Crocker Van

Probably the one thing he uses more than anything. This van is the vehicle Crocker always uses when he goes Fairy Hunting. It has a GPS fairy detector, a stealth mode, an abundance of weapons and it's actually pretty nice for something Crocker owns..

Disguises

Crocker has had many disguises throughout the years, he has a whole collection full of them..they somehow always work. 

Hover Croc

Want to hover in the air because you're too lazy and unfit to walk all the time?? Try the Hover Croc! It will fit your lazy unhealthy needs!

Heat Seeking Goggles

These heat Seeking fairy goggles are able to track down anyone's heat signature, including people who are invisible. 

Fairy DNA tracker

When Timmy accidentally left this device in the past, Crocker found it which is what made him obsessed with fairies in the first place. This device is able to track where fairies are by tracking their DNA.

Anti Mind Reading Helmet 

This neat helmet is able to resist any kind of mind reading, even fairies don't resist this. Unfortunately it's so large that it's impossible to use on a daily basis…..

Genie Lamp

This lamp will give Crocker any wish he wants, and he can summon anything he wants to create his master plans. Although it has constantly backfired on him or ended up harming him.

Fairy World Portal

Crocker has a portal that can lead him to fairy world..why has he never used this?????? 

Crocker Rocket

This high speed shuttle can travel anywhere in the known universe, just make sure to actually get on it before you launch it…

Magic Blaster

With this gun, Crocker was able to trap the fairies and use them to grant any wish he pleases. Rule Free too!! (Though it's useless without fairies) 

DNA Machine

This machine can drain any being of their magic or take people's DNA so he can take their characteristics and become powerful! (Or become a freak of nature with Wings, a Dog head, Chipmunk cheeks and an Armadillo shell.) The draining only works on magical creatures, normal animals were just fine. 

Dragon-Spy

Wanna spy on someone but want to be secretive?? Use this Dragon-spy! It looks like a dragonfly, but it spies on your every move. 

Magic Extractor 

This device can apparently extract the magic out of fairies, does it work?? Well we don't actually know…

Fairy Vacuum 

When there's magic things in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? Hopefully someone other than Crocker…cool weapon tho

Hypnotism Equipment 

Crocker has a ton of equipment he can use to hypnotize the minds of others, like a hypnosis orb and a hypnosis stick..it can even work on Fairy dogs! 

Butterfly Nets

While they may seem like ordinary Butterfly nets..they are. They literally are..but apparently since they're so used to catching things with wings, Fairies have no way to get past them. Crocker even had a giant Butterfly net that blocked out Fairy Magic.

Magic Wand

After crushing up 1,000,000 Sparktarts, it effectively became a real magic wand with magic powers. If only he actually USED IT.

DNA replicator 

This neat device can replicate someone's DNA in order for Crocker to transform into said person.

Abraca-blender

This contraption will drain the magic from any powerful creature and turn it into a delicious smoothie. Which Crocker can then drink to gain their powers..with a protein boost!

Magic Seeking Magno-scope

This telescope contraption can track magic throughout the outer bounds of space in order to find any world with a magic presence or signature attached to it.

Teleporter

After Jimmy Neutron redesigned the magic teleporter to fit the casual needs, it allowed Crocker the power to finally go to Fairy World. This thing can access any location, world, or dimension you wanna go to.

Fairy Armory 

Once Crocker was finally in Fairy world, he was able to access the powerful weapons in the Fairy Armory, and after taking out the source of Fairy Magic; he became the most powerful thing in all of Fairy World! He has all sorts of weapons, like his giant wand which can transmute and create pitchforks for Transmutation. And his suit comes with Rocket Packs, Transmutation bombs and normal magic bombs!

Fairy De-Atomizer 3000

This powerful gun can turn any Fairy it encounters into pure Fairy Dust. This armory comes with Enhanced goggles and a cool fairy net!

Magic Muffin

Probably the most powerful thing Crocker has ever used. This Muffin can grant anyone one rule free wish as long as you bite it, that's right…rule free wishes that are more powerful than fairies. With this Muffin Crocker was finally able to catch Fairy God Parents and become the powerful ruler he always wanted to become. More details in (Forms Section)

Misc.

Crocker has had many random weapons in his pocket in order to take out fairies or enemies…or maybe some are just useless..Such as..

• Crocker Cave: it may be just a phone booth inside the janitors closet but It at least allows…some thinking. 

• Electric Fairy Detector Chair: this electric chair was made to detect fairies. As in only Fairies can survive this..he has 10 years if they turned out to not be fairies. 

• Giant Magnet: it's not the size that matters, it's what you can do with it. 

• Random weapons: why does he need an Ax, a knife, a pitchfork and a bear trap?? 

• Fairy Hunting Stuff: wanna hunt for fairies? These will definitely come in handy..but it's definitely bad for your back. Thankfully this contains useful items such as Crocker's Anti Magic clothes and a Butterfly Net..(unfortunately this only means Crocker is resistant to certain magic effects, but not magic attacks. Otherwise he wouldn't be constantly defeated by magic and getting his ass beat by magic dudes..)

• Magic Detector: with this device, Crocker can detect any nearby magic. 

• Freeze Gun: with this gun, Crocker can FREEZE RAY anyone who bothers him.

• Crocker Pot: this neat device can trap Fairies inside a pot. Neato! 

• Laser Gun: This laser gun can shoot..lasers! 

• Fairy Flier: a flying contraction that allows him to be..a peeping Tom?

• Fs: F! F! F! F! F FOR EVERYONE!!

Gargamel

Potions 

Gargamel has many potions in order to accompany his dastardly goals. These potions have many effects, such as…

• Invisibility potion: this potion will make anything it touches invisible.

• GIANT potion: whoever drinks this potion transforms into a GIANT.

• Shrinking Potion: this potion will reduce someone to the size of a thumb

• Smurf Potion: with this potion, Gargamel can become your average Smurf!

• Bird Potion: this potion was able to transform Gargamel into an evil bird. 

• Transmutation Potions: Gargamel has potions that can Transmute you into animals, however they only turned a Troll into beastly versions of animals.

• Smurf-Plague: this concoction was made by Gargamel to kill all the Smurfs with a deadly sickness, unfortunately it only caused them to become crazy and act like Chickens.

• Petrification Potion: this potion can be sprayed onto anything and make it become instantly petrified. 

Disguises

I always knew Gargamel was a cross dresser…Gargamel has always had many tricks up his sleeves, which is why he has disguises. He even has a whole chest full of these things!

Wooden Wand

This is Gargamel's prototype wand, while it's not as powerful or haxxy as his other one, it's still useful when you wanna create an explosive entrance. 

Turlusiphone

This musical device is really a charm, it can not only create a beautiful melody; it can put a whole surrounding group of people (or Smurfs) to sleep! It is stated that “The Turlusiphone is also a magical instrument. Hearing it causes an imaginable torpor and makes the listener lose all consciousness. Its victims will forever remain inanimate. In fact, there is no known remedy for the Turlusiphone’s effects.”

Genie Bottle

Whenever Gargamel said the magic words “Pumpernickel Pickle", he was able to summon Genie Meanie. A Genie who's…pretty mean..and with this bottle, Gargamel can make 3 wishes!

Flying Suit

Of course a great wizard need a great mode of transportation, and what better way to fly than soar through the clouds…just watch where your aiming.

Magic Cauldron 

This is the Cauldron that Gargamel uses to make his genius potions and harness his greatest spells. And if needed, he can make it an off brand Alexa in order to answer any of his questions.

Magic Whistle

This magical whistle has the ability to instantly teleport anyone who blows it into Smurf village! Giving Gargamel the perfect opportunity to terrorize and capture the Smurfs.

Magic Ring

This ring can harness and hold magical power, although not as usable since it requires a wand to use the magic it stores, it's still useful nonetheless. 

Cake

It's just cake.. y'know..normal cake…that will instantly petrify you once you start eating it!!

Apple Elixir 

This magic doodad has the ability to instantly age you at least 200 years. Wait, Gargamel can live for 200 years?...

Dragon Wand

Gargamel's most powerful wand, it can harness and store any magical source and will use it for power. Even the smallest amount of magic can last a long time and warrants a lot of power. Even when it wasn't used for months, Gargamel still had plenty of power. But he becomes very powerful once it's peaked. 

Magic Mirror

This mirror isn't just for making sure you look good, it can instantly trap and seal you inside the mirror where you're now placed in a parallel mirror world; where you are now forever Gargamel’s prisoner. Although it can be destroyed from the inside.

Freeze Balls

Say cheese for the freeze ball! This magical weapon will instantly freeze you on contact, even simply blowing its dust will have the same effect.

The Wanda

A bigger and more powerful version of the Dragon Wand, it can store a lot more magic and even project bigger and more power blasts, so much so it completely Launches Gargamel into the air.

Hogatha’s Locket

This locket belongs to a very powerful witch named Hogatha, it has very powerful abilities and can grant the wish of anyone who wears it; not to mention it has the same abilities Hogatha herself has. Which consists of….

• Creation: Smurfette was able to wish for Greedy’s room to be filled with Flowers 

• Transmutation: Smurfette’s wish turned Greedy into a Violin 

• Size Manipulation/Empathetic Manipulation: Smurfette's wish caused Jokey to grow larger and become more “serious." It also made Grouchy upbeat and positive. 

• Existence Erasure: Hogatha threatened to vanish Gargamel into thin air.

• Teleportation: Gargamel was able to instantly teleport the Smurfs to him. 

Crown of Dreams 

The fabled crown of Dreams, it has the power to make dreams and nightmares into reality. With this crown, Gargamel was able to imagine anything he dreamed of or is afraid of into reality. He can also make anyone's nightmares come to life with just a thought. 

The Kaplowey Scroll 

This scroll contains the most powerful word in the world. As stated by the scrolls language "Powerful as he who speaks the magic word, and read it to whichever the magic word is directed against, for it will vanish and be banished from this world." In basic words, if you say the word “Kaplowey" then whatever you said the word to Will be erased from Existence. It can erase animals, objects, clouds, and even people. However, erasing the scroll will undo all of the effects. 

Book of Spells

This magical book of Spells is possibly Gargamel's most useful tool. Not only is it a very lively spell book, it's actually alive! And kinda rude..but whatever Gargamel asks, the book will give him information on how to do said spell. 

Father Time's hourglass 

Father time is a very powerful character in this universe, and he created an hourglass in order to mess with time. You see Gargamel asks for wherever in time he wants to go and he'll enter the hourglass to be in that chosen time. And he can actually affect things in the hourglass that can affect the Future..

The Green Stone

The Green Stone is a very powerful artifact indeed, one that can threaten the world itself. This stone has a funny ability of manipulating matter itself! As Gargamel stated, it's able to seperate the material from an object and then reassemble it in a new form, like when Gargamel turned a Flower into a slimy puddle. The stone can create portals, create mystical minions and structures across the land (it created a large variety of creatures and monsters), teleportation, Energy Projection (Holy Bullet Hell Batman), summoning, reality warping (the power was changing the landscape and effects throughout multiple locations) Duplication, Size Manipulation (we see this dude grow from an Owl Size to a Kaiju sized mfer lmao) And most powerful of all, it can separate a magic being from their magic; returning it to its original form. 

Misc.

Gargamel has used many random items to try and take out the Smurfs, whether they're actually successful is the real debate. These weapons consist of…

• Large Net: it may not be entirely useful but..idk I guess it could catch things that are way smaller than you.

• Small Cage: this thing is definitely useful to trap smurfs of all sizes (they're all like 4-6 ft tall…)

• Snake Venom: this venom is so poisonous and toxic, it can dissolve a Smurf.

• Traps: Gargamel has many traps he can use to..well..trap the Smurfs.

• Random Spellbooks: Gargamel is always ready with Spellbooks. These usually come with Black Magic, Love Potions, Charms for Dummies etc…

• Wooden Boat: sometimes you need a boat to catch and chase an underwater Smurf before they Smurf out of the water.

• Inextinguishable Magic Powder: so…dynamite. Really Gargamel??

• Transformation Spell: a Smurf stole a spell from Gargamel's Spellbook, unfortunately it turned him into a scaly freak. 

• Smoke Bombs: time to smoke some Smurfs..

• Invisible paint: __________

• Sorcerers Broom: with this magical item, Gargamel can soar into the night sky.

• Flying Machine: I knew no good would come from city folk and their flying machines!!

• Battle Weapons: in order to be ready for a battle, the Smurfs trained Gargamel and gave him battle ready weapons such as Swords and Arrows.

• Magic Powder: this powder can give whoever breathes it in the amazing scent of a bloodhound

• Tablet: oh of course, new age magic..

• Magic Crystal Ball: ah, the old magic ball that lets you see whatever you would like to see..

• Giggle Glitter: this laughter will make you laugh for eternity, probably a fate worse than death tbh..

• Mind Control Ring: this ring will make whoever wears it under the control of Gargamel. 

• Bubble Wand: this wand can instantly trap you inside an unbreakable bubble, even insanely strong characters can't break through it. The only way to escape the bubble is for the wand to undo it.

• Magic Removal Spell: with this spell, Gargamel made it so Papa Smurf would lose his touch with magic. So he couldn't use spells or enchantments, magical items like potions, and it'd only backfire on him only; it would work fine if anyone else used it. It should also be noted that only the one who casted the spell could undo it. 

Abilities 

Crocker

Toon Physiology 

Of course one of Crocker's main traits is his common body dysfunctions where he bends or twists body parts that would kill a normal person. He can randomly float from the ground and change his shape into a square from being in a locker for 6 months. Him constantly saying FAIRY GOD PARENTS basically defies physics…

Regeneration 

Like most toon characters, Crocker can regenerate from lots of physical damage. He can come back good as new after being burnt to ashes. And survived being chopped to pieces by Poof. He even survived being physically torn apart by a bear.

Fairy Magic

Now we know Crocker has accessed Fairy Magic an abundance of times. But he's especially used it for battle and power. So while we can't just use every ability Fairies have used since Crocker has mostly never used them, and Fairy abilities come from their offensive abilities, we can list the resistances Fairy Magic gives you while using it.

• BFR - Fairies are able to constantly poof out of places and escape so long as nothing is blocking their magic.

• Magic Effects - with enough strength and power, Cosmo was able to shrug off Crocker's magic power and was “immune to the effect." However there's an extent seeing as Cosmo had to be physically amped and he completely overthrew Crocker. (Plus he instantly got sealed by magic lol)

• Age Manipulation - Fairies are effectively immortal and can live for thousands and thousands of years. Cosmo and Wanda have been doing their own business for Thousands of Years, and even went on a One thousand year vacation. 

Gargamel

Incantations 

Gargamel can use many incantations to summon the power of many by his side. He can summon beasts, Demons, he even called upon Lucifer himself to create a massive tornado storm. He can cast spells on anything in order to make them explode, called upon an Army of fly's to rescue him, and even called upon the storm to attack and destroy Smurf village. Most impressive however, he once conjured a natural disaster so disastrous, it created earthquakes, storms, and changed the sky itself.

Retro-mimicry 

Gargamel learned this powerful spell from Papa Smurf. As Papa states himself "By looking one another in the eyes as the magic spell is uttered, you change your corporeal appearance!” Which was true, Gargamel gained the Physiology of a Smurf. And Fortunately, he knows how to undo the Spell.

Magic Gas

This Magical Gas is capable of trapping and affecting any Smurf that is caught up in it, it was able to reach the whole forest. 

Sorcery 

Being a known sorcerer, Gargamel has many powerful magical powers. Many sorcerers throughout the land have the power to transmute creatures into whatever they want, even Gargamel threatened to turn Azrael into a dog. He also threatened to turn a bunch of Lumberjacks into Frogs. He can summon fire, stated that shaking the earth was a "cheap trick” and that any wizard can do it, and even summon a large wall of fire. 

Animation 

A well known ability of many sorcerers, Gargamel included. As many know, Gargamel brought Smurfette to life and has created many other things in his lifetime. Most notably however is this form of Animation. Where he creates the setting of his desire and makes it happen with Clay; like when he wanted to send spiders to Smurf village, or when the Smurfs made giant spiders attack his home. His most impressive showing was when Gargamel made a whole ass giant. 

Dark Magic 

Now it should be mentioned that Gargamel used Dark Magic in order to create Smurfette and give her a very unique Biology. In fact he uses Dark Magic almost all the time, but what does it do? Well instead of sending energy out like a normal Smurf, her Dark Magic nature absorbs energy. It absorbed the energy of Brainy’s technology, it absorbed the Hax effects of Gargamel’s freeze balls, and it completely absorbed Gargamel's magic while Nullifying it. It was even able to revert all of the Smurf Essence and use it as power..

Smurf Essence 

Now Gargamel has used the power of Smurfy essence many times, whether it be for power or for his artifacts. And since Smurfs have casual abilities they can use on the daily, and since Gargamel has used this source of power for many years, It's safe to say we can list all the resistances and abilities this power gives him.

• Non-Physical Interaction - Smurfs are able to casually interact with their shadows  and Ghosts

• Immersion - this is a weirdly consistent ability they have, like when Gluttony Smurf ate a piece of cake from a painting 

Ah yes and remember the Dragon Wand and how it harnessed Smurf essence. Let's talk about the abilities it gave him….

• Age Manipulation - I wonder why he didn't do this on himself..like damn.

• Energy Projection - Gargamel can fire a whole blast of magical lightning at you. And can even use it to physically grab you.

• Transmutation - Gargamel used his magic to turn his kit into Metal and turn a man into a toad and a duck. 

• Weather Manipulation - was able to create a very large storm and even created a huge wind effect

• Body Control/Levitation - was able to levitate people's bodies, but also separated women's body parts and forced people to bow down to him.

• Size Manipulation - was able to enlarge and shrink Azrael 

• Technology Manipulation - was able to turn on a large Ferris wheel, the same magic made it go much faster.

• Summoning - can summon anything to his side, like a Birthday cake!!

• Creation - was able to give life to a stone gargoyle 

• Duplication - with the same magic, Smurfette was able to duplicate magical gems.

• Portal Creation - with enough power, Gargamel created a portal to Smurf village.

Forms

Crocker

Emperor Crocker

When Crocker finally had access to the powers of Fairies, he became everything he wanted to be…especially an all powerful god. (Although this form is useless without Fairies) This Form grants him…

• Ice Manipulation: was able to freeze 2 students at the same time

• Transmutation: was able to Transmute multiple students

• Reality Warping/Mind Control: was able to transform the entire planet and warp it to his liking while also mind controlling everyone to serve him.

• Teleportation: Crocker was able to teleport and disappear just like a fairy could.

• Absorption: he was able to casually absorb Cosmo so he could use his power

• Portal Creation/BFR: was able to create massive portals to suck people or himself into different worlds or locations.

• Creation: was able to give life to the Sphinx and make it attack Timmy.

• Shrinking: was able to Shrink himself and Timmy at a subatomic level.

• Forcefield Creation/Sealing: yeah..

Doctor Crocktopus

When the entire world became a comic book, Crocker became a villain with multiple robotic arms. And with magical powers, he can now give kids multiple Fs at the same TIME. He can also trap you inside an anti magic bubble where you cannot use any magic, but it can be destroyed from the outside. Only drawback is that this form can only be accessed if he wished to become this.

Cheese Form

When Crocker fused with cheese, he became 50% cheese. So he had the power to shoot cheese out of his wrists exactly like Spiderman, mold himself into any form like a buff cheese puff or a Cheesy super villain. He can even turn into solid cheese to slide into whatever he pleases, or create constructs out of cheese. He even became a Cheese Kaiju..(but he can only access this if he wishes for it)

Fairy Form

When Timmy wished for Crocker to become a Fairy, Crocker was able to gain the powers of a fairy. He could fly through the sky, Grant wishes and do whatever he wants. Though Timmy instantly recalled the wish and Crocker became normal again. (Another form that requires wishing..man.)

Magic Form 

After absorbing the powers of multiple magical creatures including an Anti Fairy, he gained the powers of said creatures. None of them are useful…but the Anti Fairy powers are awesome ! 

Gargamel

Smurf Form

Smurftastic! When Gargamel smurfed himself into a Smurf, he gained all the physical attributes of a Smurf. Unfortunately all that was left out was a button tail…

Ultimate Wizard Form 

When Gargamel finally had all the power he needed to become the most powerful wizard in the world, he truly showed how much power the Smurfs had. He has summoning and transformation powers, and he has Green energy Projection abilities (an Upgrade) and he basically has all the abilities Smurf essence had already, but now he doesn't even need a wand for all that power.

Dream Form

When Gargamel manipulated the Dream World and became a Dream God, he was able to manipulate dreams and warp the dream world itself. He can emit very powerful Energy beams, change his size, and summon a bunch of structures in order to gain the high ground on those who dare dream. 

Support 

Crocker

Girlfriend 

After Crocker found her up In a tree, he finally had someone who actually treated him right. Which is why he named her.. girlfriend? 

Rabid Dogs 

Where did he even get these? 

Grizzly Bear

No seriously how is he getting these. 

CrockBot 9000

If you want something bad enough, you make it happen yourself. Or better yet, steal it from a government lab! This robot is not only Gargamel's son, it can shoot very deadly powerful lasers.

Robot Spider 

A giant robot spider..it's as dumb as everything else about him!! 

Cosmo and Wanda clones

Since Crocker had the DNA of Cosmo and Wanda, he was able to clone them in his microwave.. although they got mixed with Cat DNA. 

Crockeroos

These animals are known to be the practical jokers of the animal kingdom, and will always cause mischief and pranks to everyone around them. They then followed Crocker and served him, thinking he was the king of Crockeroos.

Gargamel

Azrael

Gargamel’s trusted pet and sidekick. Azrael is a slippery and conniving feline, while he may be incredibly judgemental and is kind of an asshole; he's very useful for hunting things Gargamel can't reach. Azrael is also a descendant of Royal Blood, meaning he has the power to turn even trees into nothing but Dust. 

Monty

These vultures all have different names..well Monty is Gargamel's trusty pet vulture. And When you wanna pick on small blue men, you definitely need something to take on the sky.

Doofus

Meet the son of Gargamel! After trying to make an evil giant out of clay, he used the wrong ingredient. So while he's very big, powerful and strong; he turned out to be a very gentle giant!

Tortorus

By saying the magical words, Gargamel can summon his trusty ape monster servants.

Beezlebub

With a powerful incantation, Gargamel can summon the powerful sin himself Beezlebub in order to accomplish his disastrous goals. 

Jack-o'-lantern 

When it's Halloween night and you want to curse the wretched, you must call upon the great Jack and his magic lantern. However, if you waste his time and make him pissed, he will transform you into a Halloween Pumpkin.

Creatures of the Night

With a simple incantation, Gargamel was able to summon these Monstrous little gremlins. They'll destroy anything in sight, and no Smurf can escape these creatures of the night.

Resistances

Crocker

• Pain Manipulation - crocker is able to constantly be tormented or bruised but will always come out undamaged…well not mentally no.

• Space/Cosmic radiation- was able to survive without Oxygen on Mars 

• Molecular Manipulation - was able to survive his molecules being turned into goo 

• Existence Erasure - survived being physically erased by a laser gun 

• Memory Erasure - was able to resist being hit by multiple memory erasing shots (though it only lasted so long.)

• (Possibly Soul) Sealing - was able to momentarily escape from a vacuum made to specifically seal Ghosts

Gargamel

• Pain Manipulation - no matter how many times Gargamel gets pummeled, beat up, or sometimes absolutely annihilated; Gargamel will always come back unharmed and ready for more

• Paralysis - Gargamel was able to break out of a mixture that caused him to be completely stuck in place.

• Cold Manipulation - Gargamel was able to survive and break out of Solid ice

• Existence Erasure - despite the mirror world being completely destroyed while Gargamel was inside, Gargamel came back completely fine. (Here's another instance)

• Emotion Manipulation - Gargamel was able to completely resist the effects of Cupid's love arrows

• Mind Control - was able to continuously break out of Azrael's mind control

Actions

Crocker

Overall

• Ruled the earth and basically became a god at one point 

• Was actually insanely popular and had all the women when he stopped believing in Fairies

• Successfully took over Fairy World a couple of times

• Escaped a mental asylum to finally reveal his master plans

• Actually because a rich and successful producer (but didn't care cuz he wanted to expose Timmy's dad as a Fairy lmao)

Strength 

• Completely stomped over Cosmo 

• Crockers belief runs all of Fairy Worlds Power and magic which threatened to remove all Fairy Magic 

• Was able to battle all of the Superpowered kids as Crocktopus

• Completely combatted Timmy in power while in his Fairy Powered Form

• Was able to Combat Poof in his magic form

Speed

• Able to constantly react to fairies such as Cosmo 

• Constantly able to catch Timmy off guard 

• His van was able to quickly travel to a Fairy School

• His hair apparently makes him faster?? 

• Was able to evade attacks from a mech Jimmy Neutron made.

Durability 

• Survived being shocked by an electric chair that would've killed a normal human, however only a fairy would survive it.

• Survived being fucking torn apart by Jorgen 

• Survive Timmy jumping in the pool which went to orbit

• Survived being punched by Cosmo…oh man.

• Survived getting beat up by Wanda

• Survived being launched by Poof 

Gargamel

Overall

• Somehow Graduated from an esteemed wizarding school (not that one)

• Has taken the Smurf essence and captured the Smurfs many times

• Was able to trick and deceive actual forces of nature like Mother Nature and Father time

• Became a worldwide celebrity by using his magic

• Actually enjoys the fact people hate him, gotta give him the fact he's humble 

Strength

• Was able to smash through a small hill 

• Created a Large Storm with his wand

• Here's another one (Small Town-Small City) 

• His magic restored energy to all of Paris 

• His magic can move and redirect clouds to different locations 

• His incantations were able to create large Tornado storms that destroyed a large amount of structures 

Speed

• Is able to constantly chase down smurfs

• Outran a giant Azrael who was chasing him down

• Running away is like his main thing…

• Was able to react to light beams

• Has a boot that can travel all over the world in seconds

Durability 

• Survived being run over by a bus

• Survived being toppled by a car

• Him and everyone else survived this large blast

• Was able to survive th- oh..ouch…

• Also survived being blasted by a bunch of fireworks 

• Survived the destruction of the Lost City of Yore

• Survived the destruction of the Mirror World (See before the verdict)

Scaling 

Crocker

Timmy & Hazel 

• Timmy was able to move the earth with his super strength 

• Timmy states the universe as Infinite.(See before verdict)

• In Cyber Speed, Timmy can access light Speed searching 

• Timmy made a noise so horrific that it cracked the moon

• Should scale to this speed feat

• Timmy survived a time bomb that restarted the universe (High Universal)

• Timmy drove a car that went so fast, it broke through the comic barrier (Immeasurable - Reaction Speed)

• Hazel sliced an asteroid and sent Wanda to the sun

• Hazel time looped so many times it not only reached a number beyond any known digits, it ruptured the space-time continuum. 

Cosmo and Wanda 

• Cosmo was gonna blow up the entire planet 

• Wanda was the one who wiped the Dinosaurs off the face of the planet

• Cosmo was able to travel from Earth to Yugopotamia in a short amount of time.

• Should be noted that both their magic is what powered the villain named not Shirley in the first place 

• They were also used to power Fairy Powered Crocker into his world domination 

• Help Jorgen close Da Rule before it destroys the universe (High Universal)

• Cosmo and Wanda altered the laws of science, which altered the laws of the Universe; causing Magic itself to be altered 

• Wanda reacts to an Asteroid that was traveling from the opposite side of the end of the Universe 

• Cosmo and Wanda erased the concept of Music

• Then destroying and messing with concepts is pretty consistent..

• Cosmo punched Crocker so hard that he not only bent reality, he created a new Multiverse. (WHAT.) (Multiversal)

• Remember that immeasurable reaction speed car thing from before? Yeah Cosmo and Wanda quite literally catch up to the car lmao (Immeasurable)

Other Fairies

• The entirety of Fairy World searched the entire universe in order to find Cosmo. (MFTL+ - infinite speed)

• Poof/Peri became a time bomb 

• Foop/Irep is consistently an equal to him

• Anti Cosmo and H P also directly survived the time bomb (High Universal)

• Jorgen could apparently stop Da Rules from being destroyed, which would've destroyed the entire universe (High Universal) 

• He also made a Big Bang Bomb which was going to tear the fabric of time (High Universal) oh he also completely contained it..

• Billions of Stars in the universe are actually Fairies 

• Same ancient fairies zoomed off into the night sky, most notably the big Dipper (MFTL+) 

• They also illuminated the entire universes sky (11.9 percent Universal-477560.1667 times Universal)

• Irep manipulated music in the Music Fairies world, who controls the concept of music.

Misc.

• Yugopotamians casually have ships that can destroy multiple planets at once. 

• Francis survives falling from orbit 

• Dark laser’s Death Ball can destroy the planet. 

• Crimson Chin should be comparable if not superior to Mighty mom and Dyno dad

• Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad flew around the planet multiple times in a couple of seconds 

• And Dyno dad traveled to the sun

• Norm manipulated the sun and earth

• Dev creates the Big Bang

• The villain not named Shirley was gonna destroy both Timmy and Jimmy's universes (Low Multiversal)

• Both universes were actually physically falling apart 

Gargamel

Papa Smurf

• Papa Smurf was able to hit himself with a snowball in a comic panel (Immeasurable) WHAT!?!

• His bird was able to react to lightning 

• Papa Smurf constantly survives explosions from his lab lmao 

• Knows hundreds of spells and Enchantment 

• His magic can even affect spirits 

Misc. Smurfs

• Are implied to have the ability of touching a Comets tail

• A Smurfs singing caused a large amount of rain

• Handy Smurf made a machine that could control the weather 

• Made a firework that created a large storm

• Painter Smurf was able to paint the entire comic book issue which is described as infinite. (Infinite speed)

• Smurf magic was able to turn the entire moon Blue (Small Planet)

• Smurf Magic traveled backwards and forwards in time (immeasurable) (see before the verdict) 

• Smurfs are able to catch stars and turn them into constellations (MFTL+) (This calc is just for Comparison)

• They actually made a bunch of constellations (Multi-Solar System) 

Misc.

• Father time made a Smurf ship fly to the moon in a second

• He's also capable of physically tearing a hole in the fabric of time 

• Balthazar threatened he would keep tearing the fabric of time until all that is left is ribbons (Yes it could've been a hyperbole but Father Time is genuinely afraid)

• Warmonger survives a large mud explosion 

• The Sand Witch creates a large storm 

• Man in the moon can become the moon 

• Blue eyes destroys an artifact that was the source of a large storm, which was flooding the entire planet. 

• She can also casually run up rainbows and teach the clouds

• A spell by mother nature was able to darken and shadow the moon

• She can also make the sun rise

• Spectra the color fairy's color wheel was able to remove all the color in the world and the sky. 

• Then she physically added color back to the entire world.. (MFTL+)

• Stolas is able to manipulate and control and Astral Realm

Weaknesses 

Crocker

While Crocker has been doing his thing for many years, he is very incompetent and naive. Crocker has fallen for his own traps, forgotten steps in his plan, and has fallen for many many many tricks by more superior magic users..or children. And worst of all, he is incredibly stupid. Yeah it's very consistent that sometimes he won't go for the best win condition, he has his own way of getting rid of people. Such as when he had a Genie lamp that gave him all the magical power he needs, but instead of following the Genie's suggestion to “Send Turner to Mars" because it's easy, he'd rather go for his over the top plans and schemes that'll instantly backfire on him. Or when he had Cosmo's wand and had all the fairy power in his hands, but he came to the conclusion it was broken because they “didn't grant his wishes", so he decided to destroy the Wand. Yeah the guy is insanely stupid, but that's what insanity does to a guy. It should also be mentioned that his memory of events have been erased a lot of times, which means he might not even remember some of the things he has…that's what happens when a show goes for so long they make their main villain an idiotic child

Gargamel

Gargamel truly is a great wizard, but he is not as great as he seems. His plans have always been known to fail, even when he goes for the straightforward approaches he's just been constantly Outsmarted by those small blue menaces. And he's even been outsmarted by other self esteemed wizards and sorcerers. And sadly he sometimes does live to the name people give him, his own mother has had to come by just to prove she's way more competent than he is. But perhaps his biggest weakness is his Ego and his arrogance…He won't listen to plans that could actually make him succeed, he would rather do it on his own or come up with his own convoluted schemes. He generally sees everyone as below him or inferior to all of his abilities, especially beings like Smurfs..which is why he's so vulnerable to The Smurfs tricks and can constantly be humbled by more powerful sorcerers. It's also been shown that he does not remember some of his book spells, he had to use Papa Smurf In order to pass a Wizards exam…

Before the verdict 

Is the FOP Universe Infinite?

So first things first, the FOP Cosmology is interesting, the world itself has many inconsistencies in how it works. But what we do know is that there are many high tier cosmic implications for it. Now “Fairy World" itself is not actually a world, it's just a VERY far large city in the middle of space with its own rules and laws, same goes for lots of other "worlds” in this Cosmology. This is proven by the fact people can physically travel there without a portal or anything. But what we do know is that the Universe itself is infinite. 

So in an episode where Timmy wishes he was the smartest person on the planet, he has a quick funny little statement about the Universe being..well.. infinite! So you're probably wondering, should we really take Timmy's word for this statement? Well remember, Timmy wished to be the smartest person in the world. There's no reason he would be lying about the size of his Universe, considering he's constantly outsmarting actual genius minds throughout the episode. There would be no reason to doubt his word, therefore yeah the Universe being infinite would make sense considering it's knowledge that even fairies agree on. Making any kind of destruction to the verse High Universal 

So the Star Thing..

In the 3-Movie event Wishology, there is an all powerful dark force of power threatening to eat and destroy everything. However, Jorgen explains the backstory to what happened and there's a funny little statement in the ancient history. You see billions of ancestral Fairies had the power to hold back this dark force and successfully get rid of it, but in order to make sure it never returns; billions of Fairies had to spread their light in the night sky…making so all the Stars in the sky are actually Fairies. So if all the Stars in the sky are actually Fairies, does that make any kind of Star related AP or damage that much impressive? Well you see..no. It completely destroys any argument you can make for Star destruction considering these Fairies stayed in the sky after the Darkness was gone and there was no light in the universe when they disappeared. 

But that doesn't mean any cosmic feat isn't impressive, as said before the Universe is effectively infinite.. meaning any destruction to it would be destroying an infinite space. And Funnily enough, these Fairies still had the power to Illuminate the entire Universe..which is absolutely impressive. But you already knew that!

THAT Feat.

So we've come to this point huh..the point where we regret everything. Now in the very first Fairly Oddparents Movie; “Abra-Catastrophe”, Crocker becomes an all powerful Fairy God. So in order to successfully fight him, Cosmo gets absolutely STACKED and beats the shit out of Crocker. But in that beating, we see a small snippet of Crocker and his enemies drinking a nice cup of tea. Nothing out of the ordinary right? Well that's not quite the case. You see, a director for the show states that the reason for the scene was not for a “Tea break in the middle of the Fight." It was a pitch for Cosmo to punch Crocker so hard that for a split second, all of reality became unmoored and this was the result..even creating a new Multiverse. This was pitched to Butch Hartman as a funny joke and Butch decided to add it in. So…yeah this is official and was completely the whole plan for this scene to even exist. So what's my big Debunk for this absolutely outlandish feat?

There is none.

There is no actual way to debunk this feat, it's an official statement from someone who worked on the episode with the actual creator, it gives context to an existing scene, it's not an outlier considering the other feats I've listed. My real statement is that it just depends on if you want to use it. Not everyone wants to use random creator statements and that's fine. If you want to buy it then go ahead lol, if you don't want to use it then sure. Or you can say that since it's a gag feat then it shouldn't be used. (Even though this whole show is full of gag feats..it's a cartoon.) This feat just depends on if you want to use it or not..

Shirley’s Low Multi Feat

Now this feat is very interesting..in the very awesome crossover “Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour" trilogy, there exists a very powerful villain named..Shirley. After Jimmy and Timmy came to the conclusion that defeating all their villains is way too easy, they decided to make their own powerful villain to fight…. unfortunately he came out as a..pretty good guy. Seeing that their creation wasn't a true villain, Jimmy and Timmy turned their back on him. This led Shirley into wanting revenge on his creators, and thankfully he had the power to adapt to anything.. including Fairy Magic. After adapting to all this power and planning his revenge, he decided he'd make his own world, by absorbing both Jimmy and Timmy's world. Now this kind of feat is very powerful, being able to absorb 2 entire universes would be immense. Even AJ states that both universes were physically collapsing thanks to Shirley, and he's an insanely smart kid.

 The real problem with this feat is that Shirley was going to fully accomplish this feat overtime, he couldn't do it instantly. But remember, it took a short amount of time to even make that assumption and both worlds were already quickly being absorbed. It probably would've taken weeks for both worlds to be completely absorbed, of course it's still impressive that he was able to do this in that amount of time. Not to mention he had already created a whole world to even fit both universes in it. And it's not like he only had the power to affect things one by one, he was simultaneously affecting both Universes at the same time and was already affecting both at a fast rate..he would definitely have Low Multiversal levels of power to accomplish these feats in the first place…and since he's using Fairy Magic to do it……

Are we giving Crocker every Fairy Ability?

Now yes some people may be asking, how come Crocker didn't get the rest of the Fairy powers most Fairy's can use? Such as conceptual Erasure/Manipulation, Law/Physics manipulation and all that other insane crap. Well yes Crocker can access it, he's just never used it. Yes he's accessed many powerful abilities using Fairy powers, but we can't give him abilities he's had no experience of or even knowledge of. (And yes while the green stone for Gargamel has different abilities, he's actually researched its powers and knows how they work.) And we've seen that he won't use everything to its full potential, so it would be a very far reach to say he can access all these immensely powerful abilities. But he can access Fairy Powers as a whole with forms and items, shouldn't he have the same resistances Fairies have? Well most Fairy Powers stem from their wands, along with their most powerful abilities. Crocker can only access that magic, not the magic of the Fairy physiology to have those resistances, therefore he can access resistances the actual wands do. (Only exception is his form where he becomes a Fairy, but he doesn't really have a wand in the form.)

The Immeasurable Smurf Feats

So yeah this is..a thing. Let's just get to it….

In this comic panel shown above, we see Papa Smurf throw a snowball at his future self in the next comic book panel. This kind of feat would absolutely be Immeasurable considering he's hitting his future self from the past. However there are possible issues with this feat, mostly that it's probably just simple 4th wall manipulation and he didn't physically perform this impressive feat. However, yeah he does physically perform the feat. Yes it's 4th wall stuff, we've seen Smurfs do this before, but it's still a physical feat. This is very similar to a Garfield feat that got the same. We can't dismiss the feat because once again he physically throws the snowball to his future self. And it successfully hits, we even see that his future self was puzzled by this sudden attack, and doesn't know why this happened or was aware. Which means yeah, it wasn't just 4th wall manipulation…

Now onto the second feat, Papa Smurf makes some magic transportation rocks that help them travel to the future. Of course since this is made with Smurf magic that Papa uses all the time and that Gargamel steals, and he uses Smurf magic for fights and even travel. This is no exception for Papa's Use of the magic, so Smurfs and even Gargamel can scale to this. Now for the feat itself, the world they travel between is actually the past and the future. This is backed up by the fact the Smurf world is considered somewhat ancient, and that in present day Smurfs are considered myths like Leprechauns and are even tracked down with illustrations. Multiple synopsis for the movie even confirm it's a time travel situation. And as shown, the transportation in the second physically sends them from the past to the future…meaning the magic was fast enough to time travel. Which would be Immeasurable hehe!! But you're probably asking “but wait it looks more like they traveled with a portal, would that not count for speed since it was just portal transportation?” Well no, Papa Smurf made these BECAUSE they can't access portal creation. And as Brainy says, "Oh so you don't need a portal!” meaning yeah, it's physical travel. So yeah…Immeasurable Smurfs is actually consistent.

Gargamel's Mirror World Feat

Here's another VERY interesting feat. You see Gargamel created a magical mirror that can trap people in an alternate mirror world, and as we see throughout the episode it generally mimics their actual world because…yeah it's LITERALLY a parallel mirror world lmao, sorta like the upside down. And considering we've established their world is infinite, yeah this would have awesome implications. As shown in the actual feat, Gargamel survives the mirror destruction even while he's INSIDE the magic mirror. Gargamel just had an insanely powerful dura feat. Now let's go through this. We've just shown that simply hitting the mirror was able to make the ENTIRE world shake, so much so everyone was absolutely scared, so yeah the mirror is connected to the world itself and logically destroying the mirror would mean the world inside is destroyed. If that wasn't the case and the world is still intact, how come we didn't see anything inside the mirror survive and be released yet Gargamel (who even looks damaged, which means it was a physical explosion) was able to survive and be outside the mirror. Yeah it's EE resistance but the physical damage means that he also just survived that explosion. And as seen with similar magic mirrors, once a mirror is destroyed then the magic effects of the mirror is destroyed, including everything inside. And here we see Gargamel just survive it's entire destruction..yeah this is genuinely insane-

And it's genuinely a High Universal feat. 

Why does Gargamel get Smurf abilities?

Now this has a very simple answer. You see Smurfs have resistances and abilities they can use just living their day to day lives. They don't need any magic or artifact to further enhance or use these abilities, they're effectively passive. Gargamel can't always access these abilities of course but when he does, yeah it's easy to see he can access those other Smurf abilities along with it. Don't call me inconsistent with this stuff….he can actually access the power of a Smurf Physiology and has used it several times…

Implications of the Astral Realm

In the Smurfs game “Prisoner of the Green Stone", there is a powerful character named Stolas who was trapped inside an even more powerful green stone. Now throughout this game while you try to chase him, you go into these portals he created and enter a large Astral world where you fight a ton of enemies. But at the end of the game it seems like Stolas absorbs the hovel and warps it into this Astral realm. And after he is defeated and loses his power, we see this Astral Realm disappear completely. 

So yeah this is essentially his world.

Now unfortunately there's no statement regarding the world itself whether it's about the size or anything. You could maybe say it's infinite by looking at it but unfortunately it's a bit of a stretch to just assume something is infinite. Of course it being called an Astral World would mean there's some sort of implications to it. The word “Astral" usually means relating to a " supposed nonphysical realm of existence to which various psychic and paranormal phenomena are ascribed.” And an Astral World being a supernatural plane of existence. So yeah the realm is spiritual in nature..while it could be impressive in hax, there are no real implications about its size. 

The Dream World

Oh no..Mario bros..DREAMS. Anyways this is a very funny thing from the most recent Smurfs game (came out a couple of days ago, the timing couldn't be anymore perfect..) You see all the Smurfs are put to sleep and can't wake up, so in order to wake them up and save them from Gargamel's wrath, Papa makes a pillow that physically sends whoever bounces on it to the dream world. That's right, the image you see above is the dream world. Filled with constellations that represent other Smurfy dreams and you even see thousands of stars. Then for the dreams themselves, they all contain nebulas and full-on mini-verses inside these dreams (these dreams are even called Worlds). So yeah funnily enough Cosmic Smurfs and MSS-Higher is actually consistent since the Protagonist Smurf battles Gargamel who warped the dream world. 

Bonus Fanart!

(By Me, FMT!) 

Verdict

So..here we are again. It's time to see which of these insane cracked up magical hunters will outdo the other (or see who's less incompetent.) But before we move onto that, a few words. I love this matchup if you can't tell, not because I made it..but because it's genuinely super fun and there's so much you can do with a battle like this. The connections are there, there's a core theme, there's an awesome fight to be made and the banter is extremely fun. This is definitely my preference for Crocker, Doof can take a hike! (That one is coming later.) But it's time we move on to the real spectacle…the debate…that is actually closer than I originally thought.

Experience/Skill

Alright let's do this, both Crocker and Gargamel are very skilled in traps, tricks and gadgetry. Both have come up with hundreds of schemes in order to take out their enemies and have proven to be forces that shouldn't be reckoned with. Unfortunately Crocker has consistently proven he's way more incompetent, wouldn't normally go for his best wincons, and he's generally too stupid to use his abilities to their best degree. Of course we can't discredit him fully, he's been insanely manipulative before and he's gone for kill options before. But even in his most powerful states such as in his Emperor form, he didn't kill Timmy the first chance he got, he chased him and tried physically being in battle with him..Crocker is an absolute menace who has gotten his hits in on Fairies and Turners everywhere, but in this fight Crocker would be in a disadvantage.

Gargamel on the other hand has also been incompetent, been tricked easily, and been upstaged by a lot of sorcerers more competent than him.. even his own Mother. However Gargamel is way more educated than Crocker, he had a magic education and even graduated from wizards school, his knowledge is comparable to Papa Smurf and Grandpa Smurf, and he's had many more impressive tricks in his years. Then he's way more experienced in magic and villainy considering he's been doing this for over 30+ years. Even in combat he's slightly more educated, although both are still not the greatest at it. But also let's remember that Gargamel just has way more knowledge on multiple forms of Magic than Crocker who has the mostly basic knowledge of Fairies. Gargamel could definitely outsmart Crocker or go for his more varied best wincon options first. This Category goes to GARGAMEL 

Arsenal/Equipment 

Here's one of the most interesting and close categories in this debate considering how much arsenal they have in their baggage. So we'll talk about the best things they have in their arsenal list, compare them, and see who has the biggest advantage in this category..so let's start with Crocker.

Now Crocker has many trapping equipment at his disposal, whether he traps Fairies in a pot or a gun or a butterfly net. He has a ton of weapons based on Magic, meaning with his trackers he can always find any magical signature. Crocker also has teleportation, Portals, items used for Hypnotism, and magic equipment such as a Genie Lamp and an actual magic wand. His most impressive items are the ones that siphon magic like his abraca-blender, which absorbs the magic out of any magical beings. He also has a Fairy Armory that comes with bombs, Transmutation effects, a really cool jet, and even a magical Fairy armor to protect him. He also apparently has an “Anti-Magic" shirt that protects him from magic, which would be insanely powerful. But as shown it only resists magic effects that can block off humans, Crocker has constantly been affected by magic like Transmutation etc. But his most powerful weapon at his disposal is his Magical Muffin, this thing gives him the ultimate wish, which gives his most powerful form..which we'll go into later. But this Muffin can effectively warp reality itself and give Crocker the power of an unchained Fairy. Yeah as you can see Crocker has some very good weapons. 

Gargamel also has some interesting weapons. He has your casual wizardry artillery like Transformation Potions, Poison, invisibility, petrification and even the good ol Crystal Ball. He has flying machines and all sorts of weapons. He has deadly knick knacks like the Turlusiphone, which can instantly cause you to be inanimate by just hearing it, he has the age manipulating magic elixir, and of course the Crown of Dreams which will bring all his dreams and nightmares to life. But if he wants to pack some real fire power he has his insanely versatile wands, his petrifying freeze balls, and we can't leave out the Kaplowey Spell which can instantly erase and banish the subject from our world. Now going onto Gargamel's most powerful weapons, he has Father Time’s hourglass, which allows Gargamel to directly go back in time and affect the past in whatever way he wants. He also has Hogatha's Locket, which allows to wish for anything his dark cold heart desires. Then he has the Magic Removal Spell, a powerful spell that makes it so he can target a magic user, and make him lose the ability to use magic effectively.. basically rendering them useless to use magic on their own. And Last but not least, the Green Stone…it has many useful abilities of its own, but most impressive is its ability to manipulate matter. It not only separates matter and transforms it, it can separate a User from any powerful magic they have access to, Forcefully separating the source of the magic and the User. 

So wins this Category? It's hard to say. Both have a lot of weapons in their disposal and can get a good upper hand on each other. Crocker can always Track Down Gargamel thanks to his technology, meaning Gargamel can't hide in the fight. Crocker also has his magic absorption devices which would definitely put Gargamel at a Disadvantage since he uses magic for almost everything. However Gargamel is much more versatile in his Haxes, he can make it so Crocker is unable to use his magic, simply make Crocker hear the Turlusiphone and he's incapped, or even a simple freeze ball can take Crocker out long enough for Gargamel to make a move. And most impressive of all, Gargamel can cut Crocker off of his magic entirely. Even if Crocker goes to his magic forms, Gargamel can just instantly cut him off of it with the green stone.. making it much easier for Gargamel to defeat Crocker with his larger and more versatile arsenal. This category goes to GARGAMEL 

Abilities/Powers

Here's another very big Category considering the amount of powers these guys got. Now we'll do the same thing we did before, but we'll also go through the abilities of the various forms they have and everything else they can access. Then we'll debate it, see who wins etc etc..

Crocker, of course being a toon-ish character, has some good toon abilities of his own. He can Regenerate from lost limbs, being beheaded, and even being burnt to ash. He can float in the air, fuck with physics just by saying FAIRY GODPARENTS, and change his body shape. And with normal Fairy powers he can escape BFR along with resisting any kind of Age Manipulation. Speaking of that magic, Crocker can access very powerful forms such as a cheese form that basically lets him become Sandman, a Fairy Form where he has the actual biology of a Fairy (without wand powers) and Doctor Crocktopus, who can create an Anti Magic forcefield that can affect even Fairies. His most powerful forms are his magic forms. Like THE magic form, which gives him extraordinary power, even from an Anti Fairy. Then of course we can't leave out his Magic Emperor Form that came after Crocker used his magic muffin. This form gives him many powerful abilities like portal creation, teleportation, fairy sealing, Transmutation and so on. However what's most impressive is his overall scale, his Reality Warping effects and mind control was able to quickly spread and effect the entire planet all at once. He is basically a reality warping god, and was able to reshape all of Earth to his image and make everyone worship him…so yeah immensely powerful. 

Gargamel on the other hand has his own magical powers. His incantations can summon anything by his side like demons or storms, or even conjure up large scale natural disasters. He can summon fire, Transmutate beings or shake the planet with his sorcery. And his access to animation means he can create anything in his image, and he can especially MAKE any scenario come to life. We of course can't forget to mention the powers from his Smurf Essence, which can Transmute beings, change their size, create storms and portals, and even duplicate any items Gargamel has. He can also access retro-mimicry, which means as long as he looks someone in the eye and says a chant, he can switch Corporeal appearances. And finally (for base abilities) he can access powerful Dark Magic. With Dark Magic, Gargamel can absorb the energy out of technology, hax effects, and even magic itself. Not to mention he can just shoot the energy back to his opponent. Of course we can go onto his dream form, which can warp and manipulate dreams, warp the dream entirely and even gain physical power from dreams, and change his size; along with creating awesome energy beams. Yeah Gargamel is insanely powerful…

So who wins this difficult category? Well this is a tough one. Both can basically absorb each other's magic powers, so it all depends on who has more/better options. Crocker in his forms would definitely be higher in scale and AOE considering his planetary scale, however Gargamel can somewhat catch up with his planet shaking and his own similar power set. Crocker also has his Crocktopus form, which can create force fields with Anti Magic effects. Gargamel has no defense against this specific ability and it would definitely be a problem for him, however Gargamel's incantations, summoning and duplication beforehand would help Gargamel escape if he gets stuck in the force field. Not to mention his support like a Giant Son and his companions could help him escape since the bubble can be destroyed from the outside. This is still a very big wincon that Gargamel has no resistance to, and Crocker's Regeneration means it'll be hard for him to be physically put down. However the Anti Magic bubble is one powerful wincon compared to everything Gargamel has. With Dark Magic, Gargamel can absorb any magic Crocker can access before Crocker can do anything, and his magic can absorb Crocker's tech/hax effects. And Retro-mimicry can make him physically change his corporeal appearance with Gargamel, which will definitely take advantage of Crocker's naiveness. And of course there's the fact Gargamel has a way bigger powerset in base form. While both have very similar Haxes that neither can resist, and Crocker has one very good wincon, Gargamel has more Wincon options over Crocker and can pull them off before Crocker can access his more powerful forms. And because he can somewhat match Crockers scale and powers even in higher forms, This Category goes to GARGAMEL 

Scaling/Stats

As usual this is the most important part of the Debate..kinda. So for Speed Crocker scales to VERY impressive speed feats. Cosmo was able to travel to another Solar System In minutes, mighty Mom and Dyno Dad were able to reach the sun and travel around the planet multiple times in mere seconds. And of course Ancient Fairies have the power to zoom off into the night sky at light speeds, which would be Millions C (or MFTL+). Gargamel scales to a boot that can travel the entire world in seconds, father times feat of making a Ship fly to the moon in a second, and mother's nature's magic being able to cover the moon. And of course The Smurfs have a very impressive constellation feat, where they caught stats and created a ton of Constellations, and in comparison to a similar feat; this would be Billions C (or MFTL+). You may have noticed there's one feat I didn't mention, and it's the Vigintillion C feat, where all the Fairies search the entire Universe to find Cosmo. As you can tell there might be some issues with the feat, each Fairy didn't search the entire Universe, the Fairies in Fairy World were sent to different locations separately to find Cosmo. Also they didn't really search every single part of the Universe, they note they didn't even search the other world like Anti Fairy world, and Cosmo was eventually found in a random forest. So you could definitely say that it was just an exaggeration, but this could be interpreted in many different ways. Funnily enough the Smurfs have a similar feat like this that could get high. I'm referring to the feat where Spectra puts color to the entire Sky in just seconds, it should be mentioned that the entire sky whether day or night had no color, then Spectra was able to quickly add color to everything on the planet and the entire sky. So yes you can definitely interpret this as her coloring in the entire Universe, it would have some backing to it since lots of beings in the world can control certains concepts, like Time Nature and..Color. And when the Color Wheel was destroyed, there was no color left aside from the Smurf color. This feat is also very reliant on interpretation, but both can get very fast. Of course both having Infinite-Immeasurable speed scaling means they're equivalent in Speed anyways, but Finite speed can be a factor depending on how you want to take it.

As for AP, both can surprisingly get very cosmic. Timmy can crack the moon, Cosmo can destroy the planet, Yugopotamians can destroy multiple planets at once, and of course there are a TON of High Uni feats lmao. Then for Smurfs, Smurf magic can affect the moon which got small planet, man in the moon can become the moon, Mother Nature can physically affect the sun, and Father Time can tear apart the fabric of Time. Then The Smurfs are able to create a multitude of Constellations which can get MSS. And Gargamel can affect the dream world which contains thousands of stars and even Nebulas, which would get MSS and higher depending on how you interpret it. As for their higher ends there's the Low Multi Shirley feat and Cosmo's Multi feat which do have arguments against it, but also Arguments to support it. And then there's the High Uni Smurfs arg..that I made. To be completely honest this was the part of the blog I was worried about most, but if you buy the Arg then yes Gargamel would be High Uni. However as you know both can survive Physical Erasure, which means no matter who's stronger they can just constantly survive and come back for more. So basically Speed generally matters in interpretation (or they're equal in Speed), and AP doesn't really matter in the fight. This Category is DEBATABLE. 

Summary

Crocker

“They said it didn't exist, they said I was crazy, AND I AM! Crazy like a guy who was right about Fairy World!" 

Advantages

• Normally Faster (if you buy the high end speed feat) if you use the finite ends 

• Much Stronger if you buy the Multiversal feat

• More versatile power set with his magical forms

• Has more powerful AOE/Scale in higher forms

• Regeneration makes it hard for him to be physically put down 

• Can always track down Gargamel's magic signature 

• Has dealt with much larger threats, can deal with someone like Gargamel 

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• Can't physically kill each other 

• Can absorb each other's magic

• Both are very likely to go for the kill and get rid of the other 

• Neither will give up in the fight, and will have the determination to keep going till they win

• Equally Awesome Villains 

Disadvantages 

• Too incompetent to actually use his best wincons/will most likely cause them to backfire on him 

• Is actually a little slower if you don't buy the high end speed feat (Finite speed)

• most of his kit requires Fairy Magic, which he can't normally access 

• Is far less versatile in base form

• Can't answer to the abundance of incap options Gargamel has

• Because of his memory constantly being erased, it'll be more difficult to truly remember some of the stuff he has.

Gargamel

“I don't want to see them, I don't want to eat them, I don't want to turn them into gold. All I want to do now is DESTROY THEM." 

Advantages 

• Way more versatile overall in base

• Smarter, Far more experienced, and more Skilled in magic than Crocker

• Way more options for an incap in base form than Crocker

• Can remove Crocker from his magic forms with the Green Stone

• Can forcefully make Crocker's magic backfire on him

• Absorption is far more ranged; can just absorb the energy from Crocker's tech.

• Takes Numbers and overall scale in base form thanks to incantations 

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• Can't physically kill each other

• Can absorb each other's magic 

• Both are very likely to go for the kill and get rid of the other 

• Neither will give up in the fight, and will have the determination to keep going till they win. 

• Equally Awesome Villains

Disadvantages 

• Normally Slower in finite ends

• Can't remember some of the random spells he has, he doesn't read all of his spell books.

• Much weaker if you buy Crocker's highest end.

• His arrogance will cause him to lose focus and be distracted.

• Can't match the range and scale of Crocker's higher forms. 

• Stealth and hiding out in the fight will be impossible for Gargamel 

Conclusion

Now this debate was surprisingly very close in many regards. AP doesn't matter since they can't physically kill each other, and Speed is either equal or close depending on what you buy. So this will definitely be a Hax/Arsenal debate, although both have a lot of the same Haxes. Now Crocker does have many powerful forms and abilities he can use on Gargamel, however Gargamel just seems to have more wincons overall. He's smarter, more experienced, and more knowledgeable in Magic, not to mention it would be easier for him to trick and take advantage of how Naive Crocker is. While yes Crocker has some very powerful magic, such as his Anti Magic bubble, Gargamel has a spell that can make it so any magic will be unusable for Crocker. Plus even if you use Crocker's higher forms, Gargamel can just use the green stone to separate Crocker from his Magic Forms. And of course Dark Magic means he can constantly absorb Crocker's Tech and Magic. All these factors mean Gargamel can use his own Incap options before Crocker is able to even use his abilities and tech. And with his incantations, Sorcery and other haxxy weapons, Gargamel can just overwhelm and incapacitate Crocker before he can even use his magic forms. So Gargamel can make Crocker inanimate, freeze him or petrify him. Yeah Gargamel has more wincons overall and is smart enough to take advantage of Crocker's stupidity, and can frankly just completely Outhax Crocker in base form. Once again this was a very close battle and Smurf stuff surprised me. But In the end, while Gargamel Smurfed up the Win, Crocker got Crock-Blocked.

Gargamel the Great has escaped this deadly fate and is tonight's winner

Denzel Crocker on the other hand, has been sentenced to Death By Blog 

THE WINNER IS GARGAMEL

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My biggest thank you is to WhyAmIHere(HI!!!!!) for researching most of Fairly Oddparents and helping with args for the series. Thank you to RedHeadedElf and Stars for the cul calcs as usual..these peeps are goated. Thank you guys for reading this blog! I had to research 60 years worth of content by myself for this lolll. But I think it was all worth it, this matchup is very very fun. And I'm glad to do anything I can to spread this matchup and make it more known. So please shill such a dope MU and spread the Smurfy agenda!!