“I’ll always be your baby, no matter how the years fly by. The way you loved me, made me who I am in this world.” — Natalie Grant

Welcome to DBB

They say that a great dad is one who tries his best to be there when needed and shares his love all the time. Some fathers before becoming fathers haven't always been the best people, they had a sad background that caused them to commit to a life they didn't want to commit. Robbery, endangerment, trying to take over the city, lots of them had a past they regret. But once you came into their life, they became a better person, dedicated themselves to improvement and wanted to be the best fathers they could be for you. The same shall be said for these two villainous fiends who dedicated themselves to improvement and instead became heroes..these fiends are—

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Inevitable ruler of the Tri-state area and rival to that pesky platypus

Petey the Cat: World's most evil cat and rival to that pesky Dogman

You know me, FMT

And it's time to see which Felonious Father has the best Arsenal, Abilities and Actions to find out who will be sentenced to Death By Blog

Before the VILLAINY

Now because we move onto anything else, we gotta talk about these guy's canon and what will be used for them since it can get a bit wonky..so for Doof we'll basically use—

Huh? Fuck I knew I should've gotten that anti virus app from that spam email…

So uhhh, are you just gonna be part of the blog now?? I wasn't really mentally prepared for this or anything so..idk what to do here…

Oh don't worry, you can still do the whole thing you're doing here, I'm just gonna do my evil thing and take over the blog with my Take Over a Random Blog-inator…

Oh, well.. alright then. Well for Doof, we'll basically be using all canon material and the side content attached to the show. So of course the show itself, the movies, the comics, books, and the games. We'll also be using the canon spin-offs Milo Murphy and Hamster & Gretel, because again they're canon lol. And for extra fun we'll include the random Disney/Disney XD and real world content for Phineas and Ferb since they're not very contradictory or different to the show (since the show itself can get very wonky..) What we won't use is basically any crossover material with other shows, because that's no fun!

Also certain alternate dimension material is non canon!

I should know because……wait how do I know? Now that I think about it…why did I decide to take over a random blog again? And how come I conveniently took over one that involved me?..

Uh, where did you even get this information from?

Some weird old guy named Dan.

…..interesting. Well onto Petey! For Petey we will-

Seriously? Dude I already have one guy trying to take the blog over, I don't need another-

Oh hold onto your high horse, I won't be here for long. I just wanted to make sure you don't get any information about me wrong, after all who knows more about the world's most evil cat Petey, than Petey himself…

Technically it's “ex" world's most evil.

Yeah yeah whatever....you there, you can finish your…whatever you're doing.

Yeah sure I guess..

Well for Petey we'll be using the books, the movie, the games, the Roblox game, side promotional material and side content like the Cat Kid books, the musical, in-universe comics made when George and Harold were younger, the future comic, and the big Jim series. And of course we'll be using Captain Underpants (in and outside of the comic) and Super Diaper Baby since they're in the same world. Cuz I generally want to also make this a blog for the Pilkey verse in general.

Wait so what's the deal here, are we like…doing a questionnaire? Dating website profile?..

No you idiot, we're being put against each other in battle with all our inventions and resources. Which feels very unnecessary but, I'll play your little blog games..

Ah yesss…we know the game…and we're gonna play it.

This is gonna be a long day..

Connections

Both have sad tragic backstories where they lived a large part of their life without their parents
Their tragic past and being alone caused them to become villains that would create many inventions so they could rule the city
Their villainous plots and schemes would constantly be stopped by a silent but deadly animal agent who'd always kick their ass.
Becoming a Father would change them a lot as it'd show their kinder and softer nature, and that they were more than just evil villains
Would have a closer bond and trust with their old animal rivals and even see them as a part of their family
They dedicated themselves to becoming heroes for their children and themselves, and devoted their lives to helping people instead of trying to take over everything

History

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Background

“Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise..and by unexpected I mean completely expected!”

The true calling for a villain is not what he plans for the future, it's what he recalls from the past. Most evil villains have a reason for becoming evil, a tragic backstory, humble origins, a random orchestrated series of events. The same can be said for Heinz Doofenshmirtz, he was born in the humble country of Drusselstein, and he already didn't have the best origins. First off, his parents didn't show up to his own birth…his parents.. didn't show up to his own..birth. Doof lived most of his life alone, he even had to throw his own birthday parties, and the only family he had was a group of Ocelots that decided to take him in. Yeah you know you have a terrible life when the best things in your life are a pet cockroach, garlic chip flavored ice cream, and a balloon as a best friend named Balloony. Unfortunately he would later reunite with his family, I say unfortunately because his life was arguably much worse than before, because his parents were terrible to him. Because they expected to have a girl, they forced him to wear girly clothes for years. He was forced to be a Lawn Gnome because his father's favorite Lawn Gnome was gone, which also caused Doof to lose Balloony..his ONLY best friend. His brother Rodger would instantly be the favorite child, he was an excellent kickball player which made his mother love him far more than Doof, he was given more gifts by his mother (even when they're gifts to her from Doof) and they gave him better childhood treatment in general like telling him fairytale stories and telling Doof actually horror folklore so he'd stop being a screw up. Doof was treated terribly by everyone, kids always kicked sand in his face, dumped water buckets over his head, and even his girlfriends would dump him for guys with….. bigger hands.

Despite the world being so against him, he found something that made him happy, science! During his childhood years he would create his very first Inator, and he had finally found his life purpose. After attempting to leave his country so he could be in the land of free and golden opportunities, he unfortunately ended up in America where he became a street vendor and got himself a new girlfriend! Of course it didn't last long and she became famous, but he attended a community college and had his longest lasting relationship with a woman named Charlene. They fell in love with each other and even ended up getting married, they even had a child with each other. Unfortunately, like so many other things it ended, they got a divorce because she couldn't stand his sock puppet Mr Tomato (we all know that's not why). Doofenshmirtz would eventually find himself in a school made to develop the evil minds of those who wanted to take over everything and make the heroes of the world fall, and Doof finally knew what he wanted to do, he wanted to TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA! Doof would use his knack for inventions and science to create Inators for evil, but he would also find himself a lifelong nemesis named Perry the Platypus. From that day on they had a daily routine, he would hatch a plan and create new Inators funded by Charlene's alimony checks to take over the Tri-state area, and Perry the Platypus would stop him by usually making his Inators blow up in his face. This happened everyday, this was his routine, but boy was it fun…and he would keep doing it every single day until he would finally rule over the Tri-state area and have the attention and spotlight he deserved!

Becoming a Father

“I'm the father, and I have to treat her with the respect she deserves in a caring, fatherly fashion.”

Doof may have completely enveloped himself as a villain, but just because he is one, doesn't mean he has to always act like one. Perhaps his biggest saving grace is his daughter Vanessa, and he loves her very much. Although he doesn't completely understand her, he tries his best to care for her and treat her with the respect she deserves. He always made sure her birthday parties were big and special because he knows what's it's like to spend them all alone, he spent 10 years looking for a doll she wanted when she was a kid because he knew how happy it would make her, he even lets her hang out with friends and have parties even if he's a little overprotective of her. Doof always dedicates himself to go above and beyond to do what's right for his daughter, and that proves that he's not a bad guy. This all stems from many things, mostly his childhood and his parents not treating him right, he knows what a child wants and he wants to do whatever it takes to make Vanessa happy and have a better childhood than him. It also stems from the fact, despite being divorced, he and Charlene actually have a really healthy relationship.

Sure he hated lots of people for screwing him over and making his life worse, there's a LOT of people he takes revenge on. But never Charlene, he never talks bad about her or says she was a bad person. Doof actually respected her and her decision, he respects her as a person, and she weirdly respects him as well. They only grew apart emotionally, but were still friends in a way. He never made a negative environment for him or his daughter, he turned something that would normally be bad and turned it good. Sure, at first she thought that he was a weird dad who was too overprotective and wanted to expose him for being a villain. But as she went on to spend more time with him, even she realized that he's actually a really good dad. Sure he's weird and sometimes overprotective, but he really cares about her and she saw that maybe she shouldn't be ashamed of it. Doof gave her everything he wanted as a kid, and she's happy with him, she's ultimately happy that he is her father…

How Doof became a hero

“What? I'm evil! I am evil!

No Dad, you're basically a nice guy who's pretending to be evil. And it seems like it's all out of obligation for your backstories, not something that truly comes from your heart.

Wow…so it's really not about the success loser thing?”

If you asked people what they especially know about Doof, it's usually two things. One being, if he had a nickel for the amount of times a certain thing happened he'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. The other thing being, Doofenshmirtz is a bad villain, but a great dad..and everyone who knows him would completely agree with this. Doof doesn't do all his evil schemes because he's actually evil and has fun doing all of it, none of them are about actual destruction or game plan, they're all based on personal grudges or issues…even something as small as his favorite ice cream shop being closed. His “schemes" are basically him venting out, and expressing his suffering and tragic history to Perry the Platypus, the only thing that listens and somewhat tries to help him. That's why he actually considers both of them best friends, he even considers Perry as a part of his family because he's someone who's always been there for him. He makes peace with his past by giving his daughter everything he never had, he's breaking the cycle of abuse and neglect. Ultimately, he's not a bad guy, he's actually a really good guy who's only “evil" because he feels like he's obligated to do that. He doesn't actually want to be evil, it's not what his heart wants, and of course his daughter Vanessa helped him realize that. She helped him realize that he needs to do what makes him happy, being a good guy, being someone who would help people around him..and he would do exactly that..for his daughter..and for himself..

His first step was stopping villainy, he would stop his evil schemes and start by being a high school science teacher in his daughter's class. He was actually a pretty decent teacher, sure there was some havoc because of his gadgets but ultimately he helped his students learn some neat things. He'd also work for the organization without a cool acronym, yes that's what it's called…OWCA. He'd work as an animal agent, because technically he legally classifies as an Ocelot. Sure he wasn't great at teamwork at first, but he'd help his team complete the mission and prove that he's doing his best trying to be a hero. However, his biggest challenge would come when he met two time travellers and a kid with Milo Murphy's Law, who told him that in the future he'd be a very prominent figure called Professor Time who invented Time Travel. Doof was expectedly, under a lot of pressure and didn't know if he could live up to that name, to that kind of legacy if all he did was mess up and make things worse. So in the end, he kept dedicating himself to becoming a hero by using his Inators for good deeds, by helping his pals, and even reconnecting with Perry the Platypus who actually supported Doof's path to becoming a good guy. Despite his lair being destroyed, he still tried doing what he always did, make new inventions and keep going even if everything was going wrong for him. Perhaps that was always his greatest trait, he never gave up despite always losing. Doof in the end, had everything he could've ever wanted since he was a child. He had friends, family, and love..he was actually making a difference in the world. To Doof, this route he took was an unexpected surprise, but to all those who believed in him..it was completely expected.

Petey the Cat

Background

“Enough about this Dogman, he's not going to ruin my evil plan, to destroy all Do-gooders!”

They say villains who are evil because they want to be evil are the most evil individuals in our world, while those who suffered are sharing their pain to those who didn't care enough to help them. In the world of Dogman, both of those types of villains exist, Petey the Cat is the purr-fect example for the second type of villain. Petey grew up in a relatively stable household with his father and loving mother, he was a kitten with an active imagination and love for everything. However things would change once his dad would end up leaving for the milk, and abandoned Petey and his poor mother. Despite not wanting to have Petey face this, she knew he should know that his Papa wasn't going to come back. Sure they had to move to a home shelter, sure it wasn't the best place and Petey was frustrated with the change, but she did her best to make sure he was happy and loved, she tried her best to care for her son. Unfortunately, in the case of Petey, good things don't last forever. His mother gained a deadly sickness, and she sadly passed away while Petey was still a child. Petey became an orphan, having to live in an orphanage, and already he was alone and wasn't treated the best. Things were looking up when he joined a scout group and found a new group of best friends. They had lots of imaginative adventures and Petey would prove that he was resourceful and smart as a child. But once again, things went wrong. After accidentally making a big mess because of one of their imaginary adventures, his own friends would put the blame on him and make him seem like a terrible child. Because of this, he would be kicked out of the scout group, and his only friends betrayed him.

This was the start of his “villain arc", he would quite literally make the scout group seem RACIST towards cats, and the backlash and protests from this caused the scout program to be closed. Petey had been betrayed by his only friends, he was all alone, and he got a taste of doing something petty for a personal reason. Petey for the next few years became a low life criminal, robbing banks, doing small street crimes, he was basically a street cat. This would catch up to Petey and he would go to prison for his crime, but surprisingly, Petey's experience in prison changed him. He learned that what he was doing was wrong, it was wrong to take his pain and take it out on innocent people, so he decided to re-enter society as a changed cat. But what he didn't expect was how people reacted to this attempted change, because turns out nobody expects a criminal to change their ways. Nobody believed in him, nobody gave him a chance, and nobody believed he became a better person, he couldn't get a job or anything because nobody wanted a good for nothing criminal cat. This was the last straw, for all these years he had been doing his best to be a good person, he did bad things but he tried his best to be better and help people despite his best, he was doing everything right in life…but unfortunately, good people in the world aren't treated with open arms, people don't expect good people to come and help, they expect bad people to be bad and don't give them the chance to be good. If people really only saw him as a villain, then that's exactly what he'll be. Petey decided to become a supervillain, starting by becoming the assistant to an evil scientist who of course treated Petey like trash. After being thrown in cat jail again, he only kept escaping and attempting to make a new evil scheme with a new invention of his. He went from battling the superhero duo Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog, to his eventual lifelong nemesis DogMan. Petey would dedicate himself to the same thing everyday, make a new scheme, make a new invention, defeat that Dogman, and make everyone fear the world's most evil cat!!

Becoming a Father

“Wanna know something kid? This world has a lot of problems..but it could never be a horrible place.. because you're in it.”

It was a regular day, a regular day full of Villainous schemes and trying to defeat Dogman. Petey realized he needed someone who thinks like him, acts like him, just as smart as him..he needed another Petey. So he ordered a cloning machine, he got a sample of his DNA, and he readied for his perfect clone. But what popped out was something he didn't expect, it was a younger version of himself. Turns out it was a cloning machine, but it makes a clone that has to actually develop into adulthood, Petey was stuck with a child who wanted to call himself Lil’ Petey. He tried teaching it to be evil, but it wasn't as effective as he thought, this kid was driving him nuts and wanted to get rid of him. He tried selling the brat but no one was buying, fortunately as soon as Petey saw that the kid was gone, he abandoned him and left back to resume his villainous schemes. But even though the kid was gone, and he had all his time to himself again, he found himself…missing him. He read a comic Lil’ Petey made for him, and he soon regretted what he had done, and wanted his kid back. So he would finish his work on his new robot assistant named 80-HD to track Lil’ Petey down, and he found the kid at DogMans house for some reason. Petey took the kid back home, but staying with DogMan made Lil’ Petey want to become a hero rather than a villain, which obviously made Petey infuriated..

Petey would keep trying to make Lil’ Petey turn to the dark side, even after he sometimes helped save the day he still wanted to stay a villain and help Lil’ Petey become one. But the more time he spent with the kid, he started to see that maybe being a villain wasn't truly the best thing for him. He kept staying in prison but also spent lots of time with Lil’ Petey, he was happy to have someone that wanted to actually see him, but part of him knew that Lil’ Petey didn't deserve to go down the same path he did. He started realizing that he shouldn't try to make Lil’ Petey become evil, and let him do what makes him happy. Petey ended up trusting Dogman with taking care of Lil’ Petey, and he trusted him to be a good parental figure to him while he was stuck in prison. Petey at that point was starting to see what Lil’ Petey was trying to always tell him, he saw that the reason Lil’ Petey was so nice and good was because it's a side of Petey that he keeps trying to tuck away. He wanted to be better for his kid, he actually started considering himself a father now, but he also believed that he couldn't change..and that Lil’ Petey shouldn't be around such a terrible figure.. Fortunately, his own son would help him realize something life-changing…

How Petey became a hero

“If you only knew the horrible things I've done..the Awful, unforgivable things!! I'm just evil through and through, that's all everybody expects from me.

You can change Papa! Ya just gotta switch expectations! Avoid Repetition…uhhh..Shum Redumbledorf…”

Petey for most of his life had dedicated himself to being better and being a good person, but as we've mentioned before, that did not work out for him. For the rest of his life, he believed that people don't care if you're good or not, they only care about the worst parts about you. Petey didn't truly want to be evil, but he believed that it was the only thing he could do, that there was no other option for him. Nobody wanted to accept him, nobody believed he could change, and nobody wanted to give him a chance. The world is a terrible place, a place where people can't see that some people want to change their ways. Petey especially had to face this when Lil' Petey brought his father to their home. Petey wanted to try and give his dad a chance to see if he was sorry, but he wasn't, he was still as hateful as ever. That's all Petey could feel..hatred..hate for this man that abandoned him, hate for the people that scorned him, hate for himself. What's the point in doing good if nobody credits you for it? If you only go back to being punished for the bad things? Fortunately, Lil’ Petey was there for him, he would show his Papa that anyone can change if they believed in themselves. It would truly seem that Lil’ Petey's kindness and belief in his Papa would change his heart. Petey accepted that he had to be better, for his kid, and for himself. Sure people may not believe in him, sure he'd be constantly rejected once again, but what mattered is that he wouldn't give up, and he would keep trying his best to redeem himself and become a better person despite what people thought of him. Petey finally decided that he would stop being a villain, he would be a good guy…

Petey would be pardoned by the mayor for his heroic acts, and it was time he started a new life as a new and improved cat. He would renovate his home to make it more friendly for his son, he would allow shared custody between him and Dogman so Lil’ Petey can spend time with them. The first step to Petey's recovery was to finally confront his dad, not with hate, but with forgiveness. Because as Lil’ Petey told him before, hate has caused many problems in the world, but it hasn't solved one yet. Petey would continue to fight the good fight, even when his lair was destroyed, he still had hope in things getting better even if they seemed like they were getting worse. He was tempted many many times into becoming a villain, and he was always afraid he would take that path again. But he always remembered something from his mother, that kindness and love goes a long way, it helps people who need help, it's what makes good people come, kindness is one of the best gifts anyone could receive. For once, Petey had all the support he always wanted in his life. His old enemies like DogMan, becoming family who believe in him and know that Petey is dedicating himself so much to becoming good, that they'll support him in any way. Petey had lots of reasons to change from bad to good, but there's perhaps one main reason. Sure things were tough when he was young, but his mother was always hopeful, he still had love despite the hardships because love lasts forever and ever. Despite any mistake Petey made, his mother always forgave him, she never gave up on him. And then one day, when he least expected it, her love became something new…Lil’ Petey. He didn't recognize it at first, but his mother's love was right there, staring at him right in the face…still believing in him, still forgiving him, and never giving up hope…

Skill in VILLAINY

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Now Doof has a VERY long history seeing as he's 47, and lots of it comes from his time of ultimate villainy. He's battled his enemy Perry the Platypus for years and he's learned many skills from all that time. Doof has been in battle with lots of people like aliens, Alimony, other OWCA agents, and even more villainous foes like these Marvel villains. Doof has fought Perry hundreds of times throughout the years, specifically 5 years. He and Agent P have had lots of impressive battles throughout this time and Doof could catch this actual master of stealth off guard. They've had many more battles with weapons and he's capable of keeping focus on these fights. Doof has practiced Martial arts in his youth, can set many intricate traps, is a decent escape master, and could use anything nearby to defend himself in a fight.

He of course had a knack for inventions and has been inventing machines ever since he was a kid. He's experienced with robotics, chemistry, computer science, other branches of science, and engineering. He casually makes Inators daily and for different functions, he always makes blueprints for these inventions and can even make them out of random objects. Doof is known to make many inators from scratch depending on whatever situation he's in so he could get out of it. His Inators generally work well when they're not in his hands, proven by the fact OWCA clones his Inators for their own use. Speaking of OWCA, Doof would actually join the facility and become an agent (because he was raised by Ocelots) where he would be trained by Perry the Platypus and complete various missions.

Petey the Cat

Petey ever since he was young has been creative and imaginative, and this helped a lot when he became a villain. He's been facing Dogman, escaping prison in many genius ways and making new plans for many many years, even before he became Dogmans nemesis. He would serve under another brilliant scientist, but Petey was so smart he was able to think up an even better plan than the mad scientist on the spot. He's such a scientific genius, even his son who's just a younger him could examine formulas and chemistry. Hell, he's even faced Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog a couple of times, and has hinted at having confrontations with Captain Underpants himself. Petey has continuously shown how smart he is, as he's capable of using his opponents’ intellectual or physical weaknesses against them.

Yeah the bomb wasn't just used as an easy way to get rid of Officer's Knight and Greg, he knew Knight was too dumb to be capable of diffusing it and he knew that while Greg was smart, he was still physically a colorblind dog. Petey did the same with the Robo Chief, he used its naive robot mind to trick it into blowing ITSELF up. Yeah as you can see, time and time again Petey proves he's a very good trickster. He's even noted himself that he's a master of disguise, and only Lil’ Petey can figure him out because they're the same. Petey is also a very experienced engineer, he basically makes every single gadget and vehicle he owns. He's very crafty and good with any tool, which makes sense considering he was part of a scout group when he was a kid. He's also very resilient and will keep going even if he's defeated like any good villain, such as when he was able to battle the F.L.E.A.S for 2 hours straight. (Side note: this man is not afraid to kill someone…)

Arsenal

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

D.E.Inc Tower

Every evil villain needs a tall evil tower where they could hatch plans and create new gadgets that can be used to take over the city. Doof's Tower is no different, this is the tower where most of his inventions and gadgets are made. This does more than any regular tower, it has an security system in the vents, it can make a giant robot claw to grab you from the sky, make a smaller robot arm to smack you inside of the building, can transform into a giant robot bent on destruction, and of course is his home where he constantly forgets to pay Alimony and has to rely on his ex wife to help him so he doesn't have to live on the streets.

Alright you didn't have to go that personal..but yes, this is the place where I build basically all of my inators! This tower has many rooms, most of them don't have anything except Inator scraps. But the top roof is where I do all of my evil business and where I keep most of my complicated and deliberate traps!!

Inators

Ah yes, my genius inators are the greatest of my inventions! All precise and made by the greatest mind in the entire world! In fact I sometimes keep some of my old Inators just in case I need them for something evil! Or just for convenience. Truly the greatest of inventions any evil scientist could ask for!

More like greatest at failing…has any of them actually worked without exploding??

That's irrelevant! Unfortunately I have too many inators to count…seriously I can't keep track of these things…so! You blog readers will be sent to my evil website! And check out the lost and found things…I don't know how they end up there..

www.DoofenshmirtzEvilIncorporated.com

Traps

Doof has made a large abundance of traps made to keep Perry the Platypus in the palm of his hands. And a very large variety of them, yes?

Ah yes, I have made many traps during my villainous career! Most of them range from lasers, spatulas, cages, satellites…really anything that I can buy from an electrical outlet store from romania. You'll see these traps located throughout my humble abode! But here are some of the many other traps I have created!!

Memory Extraction Technology

You see with this Memory Extraction Technology, all of your most deeply repressed memories will appear on a TV screen! It's like a TV clip show fueled by your own brain! And then it-

Wait what? Hey did you do this you vile cat!!

Oh guilty as charged! Can't let you have all the fun messing with this blog

Self Destruct Buttons

Doof loves Self Destruct Buttons, like he really loves Self Destruct Buttons. All of his Inators have self destruct buttons, hell, EVERYTHING he owns has a self destruct Inator. This includes his coffee, his TV, his toilet, even his underwear for some reason. Just press that button on any of his Inators and they'll blow up..why do you even have these??

Because they're a symbol of professionalism! They're as natural as the smell of trash is to New York City! It shows that you would rather get rid of your life's work than have it used for good!

Ray Guns

Doof has had several different ray guns across the series, each with various different uses and effects

It's always useful to have an easily available tool for any situation!

Bubble Raygun - A gun that entraps anything shot with it in a bubble made out of- PURE EVIL - space age polymers. The bubbles can be popped if stabbed with something sharp enough though, like Doofs nose
Raygun - Just a normal raygun. It fires raygun rays

Teleporter

You did this in front of live television?

Look, she's way more annoying than you think…

Oh no I agree, she quite literally stole the show..

Did you at least find a way to get back in?

Oh yes I just found a way to teleport myself back with the device!

Evil Lightbulb

You see, this lightbulb once attached to any technology run by a lightbulb would instantly turn that technology evil! Fully sentient and fully evilll!

Eulg

This is basically the opposite of glue, because while Glue puts things together, Eulg completely takes objects apart.

I think I should've added a cap to it…

Video Surveillance System

That sounds very creepy, you Video Surveillance every part of your building?

No no you misunderstand me, you see I only use this surveillance system to track all of the battles me and Perry the Platypus have had over the years! And sometimes to see if any of the rats from the basement still take my favorite moldy cheese from the back of my pantry..

You're a weird individual..

Hover ship

Just a random ship Doof has that's capable of shooting beans of ice, water, and fire at you.

Hey is it just me or is the formatting different on this? Why is it so squished together..am I the only one noticing that?

Remote Laser

Ohh I get it, that's pretty funny..

What is?..

Jetpack

Need to make a quick escape? Need to run away like a coward! A jetpack is the perfect arsenal for you! At least I hope so…

Yeah just make sure you have extra pants..

Waffle Gun

How'd you make a Waffle Inator Gun look completely badass??

Oh I have no idea!

Random Disappearing Tech

Just some random laser tech that could make stuff disappear. By either making it invisible, shrinking it, breaking it or teleporting it.

I don't even remember adding these to the lair, I think they were imported from Drusselstein..

Shrink Grenade

Y'know that dog looks familiar…I can't pinpoint exactly why…. anyways, yes I have shrinking tech that'll shrink you down for a limited amount of time!

Double Dutch Machine

Jazzy.

Yes these double dutch machines are quite hip, although they're not traps so I don't know how Perry the Platypus got trapped in them..

Missiles

You see when I was working for OWCA academy I invented these babies in order to..

You made these while working for OWCA?? My man you can't shoot that at a suspect, it would blow them to smithereens.

What's the big deal? I blow up all the time..

Giant Propellers

You see, I Implanted many of these devices throughout the Tri-state area, and whenever the time came I would activate a beacon that would turn them on! And they would generate so much power it would raise the entire area into the sky!!

Oh, that's actually very impressive!

Thank you! The idea came to me when I watched my favorite movie of all time, Megamind vs the Doom Syndicate!

Nevermind..

Amour and Weapons

Y'know sometimes you just need the good ol’ sword and armory to complete the bundle huh?

It did make me look pretty cool!

Smack-O-Matic

Yeah see it gives you a real punch! Haha!

No really…that's..what it does.

Church Organ

Wow that's impressive, when did you learn how to play?

You see, back in Gimmelshtump, my parents said they wanted a child who was a brilliant musician, so I dedicated 3 years of my childhood life to learning how to play the organ. I was about to show it to my parents until my pet parrot stole my entire act and became the 2nd favorite child with a great future! While I became the “disappointment that tried to piggyback off his parrot brother's greatness."

Burgerizer 2100

Well look at this, I guess you could say I'm a meteorologist! Because that's a Meatier shower!!

Haha! Haha..hah..yeah…

Bagels

What were those bagels even made out of?? Titanium? Iron? Galvanized Square steel?

Oh no they were just normal two day old bagels…

Party Hats

Bagels that can bust through concrete and party hats that can stick into metal. How strong is your throwing arm ???

Actually not that strong, I've unfortunately been described as a twig…not even a cool twig that you would use to like, make a staff y'know what I'm talking about right?

Ping Pong Paddles

They're just regular ping pong paddles, though using several at once is rather impressive

Y'know Ping Pong Paddling is a professional sport in Drusselstein! I could never beat my brother Rodger……

Bratwurst

Oh who doesn't love the steamy and enticing flavor of Bratwurst! It's perfect and far better than hotdogs! Like c'mon, who wants a disgusting chunk of meat mushed together?

Big Rig

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated doesn't just specialize in awesome gadgets and Inators, they also have modes of transportation like trucks! I guess Doof is one of those cool dads that are Trucker certified

Actually no, I'm forklift certified!

Wooden Gauntlet

Rip your heart out Ash Williams, Doof makes this look good..

Groovy..

Pig Whistle

Doof has a whistle that can summon a pig calvary, I mean I wouldn't call it a cavalry since it's a bunch of pigs but I suppose it's a good distraction..

It was actually supposed to be a bear whistle so I could summon bears and be unstoppable! But then I forgot…y'know.. they're bears…

Dreamcatcher Rope

Yeah I had some left over after I was having nightmares about blue cheese again, you see I was going to make a “Dream Destructor-Inator" that would get rid of all my nightmares but turns out nightmares are constantly getting remade as you have more things to be scared of….. still great for rescue though!

Wires

Aw c'mon, wire you adding this? It's completely useless! Haha..you..you see what I did there?..

I wish you could see my face of disappointment right now.

Ah whatever, these things are actually way trickier to get out of than you think..

Spartan General Costume

It must've been warmer in ancient Greece..you see once the Spartan army would see this, they would obey my every command! And then I would take over the Tri-state area! Unfortunately it was the wrong army..

Grappling Hook

Unfortunately I left it on the dresser…hate it when that happens..

Guitar

Damn those are some great guitar skills

Yes I am a great guitar player, ever since I joined the band Red salmon back in 1998! Although we broke up because I'm apparently impulsive and extremely expendable? Whatever that means..

Disguises

Doof had a really neat..and weird Hippie disguise in order to be overprotective of his daughter.

Alright look, my baby needs protecting! The world is dangerous! What happens if she is unable to protect herself from a flying cactus and giant teddy bears!!

You have issues..

No he has a point..

Cannon

It may be impractical but it gets the job done when I can't afford a plane! Also I got this baby half off!

Inflatable Raft

Oh you know, just in case I accidentally almost drown in the kiddie pool again..it even comes with a paddle in case you get lost in the kiddie pool!

Airplane

Doof can rule over the skies if he pleases, he can also rule over the pigeons…if he's capable of doing that..

I see what you did there…

Capsule

Buying this himself from a store, this capsule can shoot moving saws, explosive mines, and even shoot multiple lasers all at once.

As you can tell it's very very cramped, I don't actually know why it was built like that.

Helicopter

Y'know you surprisingly have a lot of air vehicles

Why take over the land when the skies are readily available for anyone to take! Who's gonna stop? The air police?? Oh wait, that's actually a real thing..

Blimp

Wait, made in Korea?

What? Not all my inventions are shipped from Drusselstein..I even have Canadian coffee cups!

BO-AT

So I thought to myself, wouldn't it be really cool if a car could drive on the water? That would be extremely helpful! So, I invented this mode of transportation that could be used to drive on the water! I'm a genius!

The 60s weren't good to you weren't they.

1957 Drusselstein Buhmshlaka 320-I

This was one of my favorite cars ever! Made by my crazy uncle who accidentally launched into the stratosphere by a faulty dynamic explosion. Fortunately I remade his car and it looks as cool as ever!

1957 Drusselstein Buhmshlaka 320-I (Reengineered)

This sweet ride is an even better version of that one car I forgot the name of because I don't really care. This race car has a bunch of added measures in terms of racing, such as grease to give other cars the slip, smoke to cover the racers eyes, and nails that spawn in front of the car for some reason..

Yeah don't know how I messed that one up..

Organ Go-Kart

You ever wondered how sitting on a lung feels? Yeah…I wondered and I got what I wanted..and I hated it..

I hate just looking at it.

Monster Trucks

Isn't it weird how monster trucks don't actually look like monsters? Like c'mon they're called “Monster Trucks" for a reason! So that's why I made monster trucks that ACTUALLY look like disgusting nightmarish monsters!

Then why did you make one of yourself?

Branding.

Hover Skiff

Ah yes, I have used this hover craft a fair amount of times! Mostly to use inators that require air travel and just do look cool..look I even have my shrink technology attached to it!

Rocket Skiff

This is basically a larger version of the Hover Skiff, but it comes with lots of hidden traps. And I mean, LOTS of hidden traps.

Sometimes I even trap myself!

Yacht

I'm sorry, you can't afford your alimony on your own but you can afford a whole yacht???

Hey…Optometrist equipment pays surprisingly well…. besides I got this on an evil villain lair exchange website, I think I got a better deal..

Underwater Zinc Vacuum

So you see, Zinc is surprisingly useful for scheming and paperweight, at least that's what I've heard. So I made this in order to vacuum all of the Zinc in the ocean floor! It's uh.. pretty cool if I say so myself..

Space Station

This is basically Doof's normal tower, it has traps and one of his Inators, it's actually exactly like his normal lair. However, it's in space!

In spaaaaace!

Wrench

Perfect for tightening screws and sword fighting Platypus’s!

It’s surprisingly effective…I mean what else would I use to fix my inators? A banana? That wouldn't work! I already tried…

Termite Controlling Helmet

As the name suggests, it’s a helmet used to control termites wearing smaller, termite sized helmets.These termites are capable of eating through pretty much anything. His plan was to have them eat all of the aluminum siding in the Tri-State Area so that anyone who needed it would have to buy it from him. It also for some reason has a reverse button on the back

I can’t even reach the back, I’m not sure why that’s even on there

Manual Space Station

Unlike the other space station, this one Doof can control with just his hands. He can also rocket boost it so it flies through space and does some kickass moves during an asteroid belt.

I actually wanted to make some hand puppet shadows on the moon..

Petey the Cat

Petey’s Secret Lab

This is my supa dupa secret lair! So secret that no one was able to catch me when I escaped from cat jail! It contains practically all of my tech and weapons, it's also the place where I build all my cool robots and mechanical thingamajigs! It even contains discontinued items such as packs of Canister Grow and Living Spray! It's not too shabby if I say so myself, me and the kid have made lots of inventions here.

Also! It's very big on the inside, it contains many rooms used for different purposes. Such as bedrooms, a kitchen, a large invention room that can be used to make mechs, a thinking room used to think up plans and make smaller devices, and it even contains a top base so Petey can observe things around him from up high.

Fake Movie Presentation

In order to distract everyone from his evil plan, Petey pretended to be the victim of prejudice by showing them a homemade movie presentation that would distract the entire crowd. It was so good at distracting everyone, Petey was able to escape from Dogmans clutches without anyone noticing!

Well technically the Prejudice part wasn't actually a lie…but y'know, it still worked out and I was able to have a smooth escape!

Balloons

How light are you to float up in the air from such a small amount of balloons?

How would I know!!!

Word-B-Gone 2000

Oh how tired I was of Dogman constantly outsmarting me! So I decided to invent this device, it allowed me to remove words! And that's it, yeah it removes words from anything. It was so effective I was able to remove all words from the planet, and in weeks everyone in the world became stupid!

Liquid-Ator 2000

Back when I worked for Rip Van Tinkle..hehe..

I was tasked with the Liquid-Ator 2000, in which I would accidentally turn him into pure water. May have been an accident but I do not regret it..

As Van Tinkle states himself, the Liquid-Ator 2000 can rearrange molecules and turn whatever it blasts into pure water. Hey Petey remember when you drank him when he was water then peed him out, then he became living pee instead?

That was weird..but hilarious!

That's disgusting..

Love it or Leash it 2000

I guess you could say, you couldn't leash onto another victory??

|:<

Smartometer

With this little device, Petey could detect how intelligent or unintelligent anyone is, and it has some really good range in its detection.

And from my scans right now, there seems to be no signs of intelligent life..

Mutt-Masher 2000

It may seem like a normal steel trap, but it's actually a gadgetry trap! Once all the dogs including Dogman were inside the cage, it would activate spikes that would…crush…all the dogs inside…

Dude I've made traps that can maybe do some harm or cause an occasional rash in between your-

but they're just trap traps. This is…this is just overkill..

Yeah this one was…pretty bad..

Crate Expectations 2000

Lemme guess, you couldn't crate a new plan to stop Dogman again??

Alright that's enough.

Love Ray

Y'know what they say, why should we spend our time fighting when it feels so much better to love!

Nobody has ever said that…and no one but you will ever say it..

Whatever, my Love Ray can shoot blasts of love that'll make anyone hit by it fall in love with me! This will cause them to listen to anything I say! And it could even affect entire crowds of people!

Mind Controlling Air Fresheners

Now people love to put air fresheners in their cars, or just generally like to smell them for some reason I don't know. So I invented an evil potion that would make whoever smells it, become a mindless zombie that would serve me!

And it actually worked, in fact it worked on the entire police force, causing all of them to serve Petey and attack Dogman under his command.

Make No Bones 2000

So do you like, have a bone to pick with actually useful contraptions??

I said that's enough!!

Clown Disguise

In order to sneak into this dumb parade, I disguised myself as a hilarious clown, P.T. Duck hat! Get it? Because..Petey the Cat? P.T. Duck hat? Nevermind..

I liked it!

Don't get too ahead of yourself..

Nanny Disguise

Is that a Mrs. Doubtfire reference???

I don't know what that is but sure.

Dr. Katz Disguise

Wow you have a lot of disguises.

I have a lot more actually, most of them have never been used either…

Butt-Sniffer 2000

I think the joke is obvious here.

What is your major malfunction.

Supervillain Suit

The Ultimate Super Villain Suit that any bad guy would want! It's strong, it's buff, it's jacked! It's menacing and awesome through and through!

Dog Whistle

Ah, the perfect counter to Dogman! This dog whistle along with this megaphone could call all the dogs in town! It was so efficient it was even able to call Dogman!

Reprogrammer

With this computer-like device, Petey could reprogram the code and purpose of any mechanical weapon such as Flippy, as he would reprogram Flippy to destroy all Do-gooders. And it would actually work, Flippy was suddenly compelled to make this his next goal after coming back to life.

Y'know I never mentioned this, but dead Flippy smelled very weird-

Like a dead fish but with rusty metal, it's a very odd pairing of scents..

Bomb

Really? That's how you got rid of your mortal enemies? A bomb?

It's a lot more complicated than that but yes, using this powerful bomb it would incapacitate Officers Greg and Knight so they would be unable to foil my schemes….

Yeah yeah but where's the pazaz? Where's the triumphant victory and dramatic finish? A bomb is just too simple and boring.

Bomb #2

Basically the first one, but it looks more complicated…

Trap Rope

Any villain needs a rope to trap their victims! And of course do the whole damsel in distress thing…that's kind of a must for supervillains..

Y'know I don't think I've ever actually done that..

At least on purpose…

Invisibility Spray

Betcha didn't see this one coming! Haw Haw Haw! Yeah this just makes me turn completely invisible..it is very helpful when I need to escape from cat jail once again without being noticed.

Canister Spray

Basically this spray can make anything it sprays on become bigger, Petey used this to make Mecha Philly wayy bigger than before.

Everything is always better when it's bigger! Especially giant robots!

Living Spray

As the label states, this spray can bring anything it touches to life! And whatever comes to life will basically follow any order from the one who used the spray unless you accidentally choose to be a jerk to them..I didn't..yeah..

It may seem basic but it's actually far more potent than you think. This spray can basically create inanimate armies as you can turn whatever you spray into living servants. It's so potent it could even turn giant statues alive so it could follow your every command. But wait, there's more! It can give life to entire large buildings that'll serve you, it was capable of creating an entire army of large buildings. But that's not it! It has some sort of immersion ability, so it could even bring things from movies or paper to life and allow it to serve you in conquest! Finally, Living Spray could bring you or anything else that's completely dead back to life!!

Shrink Ray

Oh yeah, Petey has a shrink ray that can shrink anything it blasts..yeah nothing too complicated.

Don't undermine my inventions…it was able to make the F.L.E.A.S into the size of actual fleas for months..

Squirrel Shooter 2000

Everyone knows Dogman loves to chase squirrels, it's practically an obsession! So that's why I made this machine, so squirrels would chase Dogman instead? Well not literally…they shoot out mini squirrel bombs that can destroy stuff…

Airplane

A very prominent piece of Petey's arsenal in the books, and he could pilot planes all around the world if he wanted to.

I actually stole THIS specific one from Dr. Scum!

Robo-Vacuum

Petey acknowledged the fact Dogman is afraid of vacuums and decided to use that to his advantage, and it actually worked!

Not to mention this vacuum has a 6000 H.P. motor, and an endless power supply. The bag itself is expandable and could suck up almost anything!

Treasure Tank 2000

I made this Treasure Tank to lure an imposter to me so I could destroy them myself! And thanks to my Love Ray, I was able to get this baby filled with a bunch of riches!

Robo Wasp

I invented this flying insectoid while I was stuck in prison, and I got help from my son too yes..

It acts as a super sized wasp, so it could fly through the air at very quick speeds. But as an added precaution, I added a laser to it…

Croco-Kart 2000

See ya later alligator, after a while any of the police force that thinks they could chase Petey even if they tried!

This cart is not only good for driving and making people chase after you, it could also fly in the air!

Flying Sub

While this isn't specifically Petey's, everyone kinda keeps this thing around and it's left open for travel. And Petey knows how to operate it so it's generally acceptable.

As you can see with the “Size-O-Tron," this flying Sub can change its size to whatever you need it to be. From Supa Small, Small, Normal, Big, Supa Big, and Supa Doopa Big.

Cloning Machine

Petey wanted someone else who thinks like him, someone who's just as evil as him, he needed another him. With this cloning machine, Petey pulled out a whisker for DNA and he waited for the outcome. And what happened next Petey?

That was the day my son..Lil’ Petey was born…

Wait, your kid is a younger version of yourself?

Yeah? What's it to you?

That's great! I wish I thought of it!

Oh..thanks.

Cloning Machine #2

Again, basically the first one but more complicated…and looks visually cooler.

Ukulele

Oh nice guitar! Y'know we could probably start a music band or something! We'll call it…..eh we'll figure it out later….

It's not a guitar! It's a ukulele!!!

It actually belonged to my mother before she died..I had been looking for it for a long time, so it eased me up knowing that even with everything that was taken away.. I still had this to keep her memory…

Y'know, one time the only friend I had in my life was a balloon named Balloony. We did everything together! We watched the latest outdated movies, ate garlic chip ice scream together, and even played our favorite board game, Find the Kinderlumper! But then one day he floated away, and I never saw him again..

Really?..a balloon?...that's s……

Sad to hear…I'm sorry to hear that.

But you're probably right about that one thing you said, still having their memory? I don't know, I wanted to say I see what you mean. Lots of people think it's super crazy to be sad about a balloon but when your only pet is a cockroach then what can ya do? I can't really say much about mother's, mine favorited my brother over me and didn't even care enough to make me a birthday-

I can hear you on that one, the orphanage wasn't very kind to stray “criminal" kittens-

Now that I can relate to! Cuz I was raised by Ocelots! So we're both criminal felines who turned good!

Yeah…I suppose we do have that in common…

Mechs

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Perry Mech

Yes! I would finally make a machine that made me and Perry the Platypus evenly matched!! More or less…

Giant Dragon

You see, this giant dragon is big and really, really cool! Not only can it fly in the air with rockets like a real dragon, it also breathes fire hahahaha!

Hah.. y'know that's a really big design flaw..

Giant Normbot

It smelled like vanilla car freshener in there..

I HATE the smell of vanilla..hmm..I should make a Vanilla-extract Inator…

Aside from.. smelling like Vanilla?

It can also shoot lasers from its eyes!

Doof-2 Mech

I will mention that we won't be giving Doof all of the robots from the 2nd Dimension or any of the forces Doof-2 has as it's even more non standard than giving him all his inators (which we're already doing) and would be something he wouldn't think of doing. We're just giving him this because it's a chair with a big button and it looks awesome lol, although he cannot control what it does so..meep.

Gesundheit!

This powerful machine can shoot laser missiles from its hand and create electric EMP blasts as seen above. It can also summon Norm Bots, shoot straight up explosive lasers from its eyes, and shoot missiles from its chest,

Petey the Cat

Robot Kitty 3000

Rip Van Tinkle would make this mechanical cat mech so Petey could steal all of the toilets in the city, and this mech has very good mobility and design.

That's not all it can do!

Supa-Mecha Kitty 3000

THIS is an upgraded, more powerful version of the Robot Kitty, now the Supa-Mecha Kitty 3000! It has claws, a chomp mouth, and is strong enough to overpower Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog!

Mecha-Petey

Petey has access to this VERY large mechanical giant, which is very much just a giant version of himself…self indulging much?

Hey, it's not my fault I have an extremely recognizable form. But this may be my most powerful mech, it was able to battle the Fleas’ mechanical brontosaurus for two hours straight, and it can tower over buildings.

Mecha Mailman 2000

Petey would invent this giant mech to fight off Flippy and his large building army, and it's based on the main thing Dogman hates. It can shoot large amounts of mail at you, suplex you into the ground, do some badass robot attacks and is just generally very powerful.

Who knew a giant robot could suplex a large building…that wasn't on my “New Mechanical Surprises" bingo.

Abilities

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Broadway Force

Doof doesn't just have a way with inventions, a knack you could say, he's also a very good dancer..so much so he even has his own musical segment. But the power of music is more powerful than you think, this Broadway Force gives Doof some unique powers. With just his amazing moves he could force you to dance along, force you to sing along, and can basically make a bunch of people surrounding him join his musical number. He can also summon backup dancers, can change his attire, summon random objects, and can somehow teleport during musical numbers. Danville is the city known for spontaneous musical numbers, so you either join the musical or you become a background. Unfortunately Doof has never used this offensively, just to explain something or make something flashy

Y'know what they say, only SUPER Villains have the power of presentation at their side!

Hammerspace

Doof can basically pull anything out from…whatever he gets his random gadgets and items from.

You see I have many buttons or gadgets or day old sandwiches in my pockets! It doesn't matter if the sandwich is 12 feet long, I can pull it out and I definitely won't share..

Electricity Manipulation

He can just, do this for some reason?

Yeah I know.. shocking!!

Hehe..heh..yeah.

4th Wall Awareness

Doof may not be aware of a lot of things, but at least he's aware of the fact he's in a TV show. He can call attention to cliffhangers and is even aware of commercial breaks as seen above when he's referring to the episode fading to black. This isn't the first time he's been aware of his existence as a cartoon character, he's directed himself at the audience, he's aware of animators and storyboarders, and could stop time to just comment on his surroundings and that's it. Even during the live show, he could cue his theme song, can request special effects, call people onstage, and can change the background of the stage. Unfortunately he can be let down from his requests from time to time, which means he's not FULLY in control of the “stage"

Wait what was that first par-

Flashback

Everyone knows Doofenshmirtz loves telling backstories, very very tragic backstories. Most of the time they're noted to be in the characters head and can be taken advantage of. Yeah most of the time they don't actually show up, but as you can see here, Doof CAN affect the world around him by recalling another one of his tragic backstories.

That reminds me of a time back in Drusselstein..

Teleportation

I mean yeah this is pretty blatantly teleportation, weird that he doesn't use this very often.

Because that would be boring and unprofessional! It's a lot more villainous to make something way more complicated than it needs to be!

Subjective Reality

Doof seemingly has the ability to create physical words from the thoughts of his consciousness, he was able to constantly spawn a bunch of words after reading the OWCA manual. He can basically have a conversation with himself if he wanted to..

And people said I was crazy for talking to myself!

Toon Force

As expected, Doof has a lot of Toon Force. How else are you going to constantly survive explosions from your own creations? As seen above, Doof can survive being completely squished and squashed, can survive m-pr

I mean inflation, can survive his body being folded like a pretzel, and can even survive his bones being melted down. You basically can't put this man down for good, like any classic cartoon villain…

I've broken my bones more than 20 times!

Petey the Cat

Broadway Force

Thanks to the well established Dogman musical, Petey and Lil' Petey (remember, they're the exact same person) have some neat musical abilities. Lil' Petey could summon background dancers such as Dogman and…is that fucking George and Haro-

Petey could change the color of the stage and make people fall to their knees for him, and Lil Petey was able to force Petey into dancing with him, so it makes sense that Petey himself would have these abilities too.

I….what?....

Fire Manipulation

A little hot headed I see??

I think I hate you.

4th Wall Awareness

Petey and other characters have been aware of the fact they're in a comic, which makes sense, George and Harold are very meta. As shown above, Rip Van Tinkle and Petey are aware of their existence in a comic and also the rules of them. Petey was even able to interact with comic book action boxes so he could make a quick escape. Petey could also reference events from past chapters, like he actually references the past events as chapters. Hell, he can also somewhat interact with George and Harold and their writing. Lil’ Petey is also capable of referencing Flip-O-Ramas and using them for casual actions like eating breakfast, and possibly even fights. (Remember, Lil’ Petey is just a younger version of Petey, so that means Petey should be able to use this)

Wait if I'm just a character written by two children in a comic book…then how am I here in a blog?..

Flashback

In this world, people tend to Flashback to past events many many times. Whether it's for a backstory, or to recall something that just happened, it happens a lot. But Flashbacks are a physical manifestation of thought here seeing as Lil’ Petey can see what's happening in the flashback. But since he's basically just a younger Petey, this also means he can interrupt flashbacks. (And he interrupts Petey's flashback many many many times…)

Many many many many times…

Awareness?

Yeah I can't…really explain this one..

Honestly me neither.. just as confused as you..

Non-Physical Interaction

People in this world are capable of seeing inner thoughts, Imaginations and even dreams as seen above. Lil’ Petey assumed Petey was dreaming about him because they're basically the same and looked the same, but yeah Petey affirms he was just dreaming about himself during his youth

It's a little creepy that people can just see what you're dreaming about but whatever.

Healing

Yeah for some reason Petey can heal damage in the Dogman game??

Weird..I usually have the opposite effect.

Duplication

Petey can just duplicate himself an insane amount of times in this Dogman mini game, which is pretty funny ngl

What-

When did I have the ability to do this??

Subjective Reality

The idea of thoughts becoming reality only becomes more consistent in this world huh. In this scenario, characters such as Petey can create physical words from the thoughts of his consciousness, even action words describing a certain action become real. And sometimes they're physically interactive as seen above. This especially comes true when Lil’ Petey did it at a much larger proportion.

Ok that's just completely ridiculous, how could that possibly-

Wait, are those question marks?

Forms

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Norman-Shmirtz

When Doof used his combine-inator to fuse himself and his robotic assistant Norman, Doof gained some pretty neat robotic power.

It felt like putting your hand inside a potato chip can, it was uncomfortable but very useful!

Werecow Form

How did that…even happen?

Well uh, I tried swapping minds with a cow…in order for them to share my hatred of grass. But it instead allowed me to become a cow myself..

Yeahh..in this form Doof adopts the same needs and traits as a normal cow, and his strength gets boosted way more than before.

…huh.

Platypus Form

I'm sorry, WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

I promise you it's not what you think..

In this new all powerful form I could finally beat my nemesis Perry the Platypus! I mean I didn't but I was close!!

Truly Evil Form

You see I injected myself with an inator that absorbed all my pain and misery throughout my life, and I would inject all that back into me so I could be twice as evil! And it did exactly that!

Oh seriously? C'mon I'm doing a whole thing here and you're just ruining it..

Oh you're far too easy to fool!

Abominable Snowman

You see, after I made the Abominable-Inator on myself, I became stronger, hairier, and bigger!! Unfortunately it doesn't last that long…

Kinderlumper

Back in Gimmelshtump, there was a legendary folktale about an evil and creepy troll that would put bad kids into his sack and haunt the town whenever any bad acts take place! Like sneezing without saying bless you, or blinking too much, or taking too long in the restroom. So using a Kinderlumper-Inator, I transformed MYSELF into the fabled Kinderlumper!

Petey the Cat

Real Petey

Yeah he doesn't really have anything..

VILLAINOUS Support

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Norm

Norm is the most infamous creation of Dr Doofenshmirtz, he's the assistant, butler, sidekick, and maybeee son of Doof…

No he's not.

Norm is very powerful, and he's probably the most competent thing Doof made..even more than him. Norm can fly through the air with rockets, can function completely fine without a head, has communication that allows him to talk to Doofenshmirtz, and has amazing vision/analysis. Norm normally has many functions, but he is capable of adding new weapons onto himself. He could blast people with lasers, create dangerous spikes, a large rocket, a chainsaw, a cannon, and a large energy sphere that would make an explosion larger than the planet.

But of course Norm does have his technological flaws. Norm runs by Squirrel Power, no really, his entire body won't work if the squirrel running his body is distracted or taken out. Norm also requires certain things to function properly, such as water, gas, and oil.

Norm is my wonderful robot son who deserves the best of pretzels and I love playing catch with him!

NORM STOP TYPING ON MY COMPUTER!!

Giant Robots

You see, one time I wanted to make a bunch of giant robots that I could use to take over the Tri-state area!! I even added self-destruct buttons on their feet so nobody can press them! But uh..yeah you can…you can see the problem..

Doofenbots

Doof created an army of robots that would serve his evil mind and take control of the Tri-state area! They can summon electricity to zap you, and are extremely powerful in force.

Are you sure I made these? Honestly they don't look like anything I would make..

Norm Bots

Oh great..as if I needed more of them running around the lair..well at least these shoot lasers.

Replacement Robots

Y'know these didn't actually..do that much aside from trapping agents looking back at it…Perry the Platypus just sorta..slaps them and they blow up..

What was the tactical purpose here-

Robot-Doofs

You see I made many robotic duplicates of myself so I could distract Perry the Platypus and take over the Tri-state area!! But I forgot one thing..

That you made them exactly like you, so they were idiotic maniacs who didn't know how to fight?

…..well you didn't have to say it like that…

Perry Robot Doppelgangers

To fight fire with fire, I tried making the fire become twice as big as before! I made these robot Perry's to finally match Perry the Platypus, I mean he defeated them all pretty easily but…they're still really cool just look at them!

Evil Appliances

Using the Appliance-Control Inator, Doof was able to create an army of living evil appliances! Basically any home or store appliance you can think of as shown above, they all become evil and will attack you. There's even powerful Claw Machines that could shrink you down, machines from the very future, and a badass Robot Dinosaur that could shoot fire, ice and electricity.

Sometimes I forget, I wonder what would've happened if I brought a lot of toilets alive? It would be like…an attack of talking toilets..

Petey the Cat

80-HD

Standing for “80 Hexatron Droidformigon”, Petey made this robot to mostly serve Lil’ Petey's many functions and purposes, he's called a transforming supa-robot for a reason. It has a scanner that can help Petey track anything, it has destructive strength, has binoculars, has biting molars, can shoot missiles, and even has scissors he could use to cut stuff. He can also use DNA to track people no matter how far they are, including their relatives. And of course we can't forget to mention how he can stretch his limbs to amazing lengths. 80-HD doesn't charge by normal energy, thanks to some hard to see solar panels, it can recharge itself with only solar power. Before it was only programmed to serve Lil' Petey's commands, but he would be given free will and would still join in the good fight and become a supportive hero.

80-HD is especially useful in combat, as he's capable of flying through the air with rocket shoes and can punch through whatever he's up again. He's even experienced fighting against things much bigger than him, as he could even destroy large buildings and machines. 80-HD proves time and time again why he's debatably the most powerful thing Petey has made.

Yes, 80-HD is definitely one of my most proud inventions, and I always trust him with protecting and taking care of the kid. But no, he's not my son..I already have enough hands filled to consider a crazy random robot who hangs out with Dogman all the time.

Timmy the Toilet

When Petey was able to escape Dogmans clutches, he revealed his ultimate evil device. Timmy the Toilet! He may seem kind and good at first, but he was key to world domination! And that's….all we know. The comic never got continued…

I would say what happened myself, but uhhh…I don't actually remember either.

Robo-Baby

Disguising it as a parade float, I made the Robo-Baby to take Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog by surprise! And it worked! Until that Dogman scratched his fleas into the diaper and caused it to malfunction..it was very embarrassing.

Ain't that the truth…

Mecha Weenies

Using a remote that can control any robots made by the movie studio, Petey was able to command an army of Mecha Weenies.

These are way stronger than normal weenies….I mean they're still small but whatever!

Mecha Philly

Using the same remote he used on the Mecha Weenies, Petey was able to command this giant Mecha Philly to stomp around the town. It can even turn its arms into giant missiles!

Until it was instantly destroyed by my own creation, I was angry but also..kind of proud.

Robo-Rat 2000

Well that's what it was originally called…then it started eating a bunch of junk and it started being called the “Very Hangry Raterpillar.” This robot can basically eat anything in its path, including machinery from another robot.

Ratterfly

This is basically the Robo-Rat 2000, but after being cocooned in coal, it would turn into a rat butterfly. Seems ridiculous…it is…but it can fly through the sky and shoot lasers that could vaporize through machinery

Living Spray Creations

As mentioned before, Living Spray can give life to anything and they'll basically automatically serve and follow you. Taking full advantage of this, Petey can basically make an army out of anything like entire buildings as seen above. And he's already done this with Hot Dogs, who did that with a Philly Statue, and Piggy did that with an on screen Philly. OMG IS THAT GEORGE AND HAROLD??

Who's that?-

Resistances

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Pain Manipulation - No matter how many times Doof is caught up in an explosion, or beat up, or zapped, or basically going through anything harmful..he always comes out completely fine.
Space - can survive in space and be in the earth's atmosphere completely fine
Heat Manipulation - could resist being inside the Earth's core and can withstand fire attacks
Transmutation - resisted the epicenter of the explosion caused by the Juice-Inator, which turned everything around him into juice
Acid Manipulation - Can completely resist drinking orange soda that is so environmentally unfriendly, it would cause any nearby plant to shrivel up
Electricity Manipulation - Directly resisted a lightning bolt strike

Petey the Cat

Pain Manipulation - Can take lots of physical punishment as shown above, and he can come out fine after getting his body fucked up
Heat Manipulation - Can resist the heat of the surroundings fires and this large explosion caused by flames
Extreme Heat Manipulation - resists Dr Scums heat rays, which were capable of encasing him and the Robo Rat in coal
Broadway Force - was able to break out of Lil’ Petey's Broadway Force making him dance to the song
Electricity Manipulation - Lil’ Petey could resist the energy of his lightning claws

Actions

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Overall

Despite having such an insane amount of sad backstories, he actually turned out to be a decent dude with a decent life
Managed to actually help save the world multiple times
Was the main target of the secret agency OWCA for many years but eventually joined the agency
In the future, becomes the inventor of time travel named Processor Time and is beloved throughout the world
Is a really good and supporting father towards Vanessa

Strength

Was able to push this device hard enough to destroy a portion of his building
Is able to somewhat overpower two crocodiles trying to attack him
Can break through multiple wooden planks
Could scream loud enough to shatter a glass bowl trap
Is capable of supporting the weight of two cinder blocks on his head

Inators

Shift the Earth's Position Further Away from the Sun-Inator could.. y'know…move the earth away from the sun..

Same Inator could resist rockets made by Phineas and Ferb that would physically move the earth back to its normal position. (244.18 Ronnatons)

The Magnetism Magnifier could generate a magnetic field powerful enough to rival the magnetic strength of a Neutron star, effectively meaning this device could rival the power of stars.
Sphere Attract-Inator could move the entire Whalemingo planet towards the earth

This impact would be so powerful it would've destroyed life on both planets

Accelerate-Inator is capable of threatening the Space-time continuum and the Universe itself (Universal) (See before the Verdict)
The Do-Over-Inator and the Time Straighten Out-Inator could potentially affect all of existence (Universal) (See before the Verdict)

Speed

Can react to his own Inators laser speed even if they're not intended

He does this a pretty consistent amount of times

Is capable of catching up to a flying Helicopter by foot
Can catch OWCA agents like Perry the Platypus by surprise a lot
Could dodge a large laser beam from his giant robot
His Hover Skiff is capable of flying around the whole world in a short amount of time (Mach 79.829)

Inators

Doof's first every Inator is capable of creating a beam that reached Mars in a short amount of time (63.69c)
The Drill-Inator could reach the Earth's core in a short amount of time
Sphere Attract-Inator could hit the Whalemingo planet, a planet outside of our solar system (10.29 million C)

Said planet is located near the Shooting Star Milkshake bar, which is in the outer spiral arm of the Galaxy (116.81 Billion C)

Shift the Earth's Position Further Away from the Sun-Inator was able to fire all the way to Jupiter in a short amount of time (2,214.1c)
The Audience Control-Inator could fire a beam to the sun in a short amount of time (499.45c)

Durability

Survived a giant ball of tinfoil crashing onto him (32 Kilotons)
Survived being stomped on by his Tower Robot, which y'know..is a large building.
Survived being inside Spleen Island while it was shrinking down into the seas
Survived being blasted all the way to orbit (4.24 Kilotons)
Survived crashing down from orbit (Doof's family really has a vast history with orbit huh…)
Survived being attacked by his robot Norm, who presumably thought he was a Platypus
Resisted the entire Tri-state area being lifted up into the air in a short amount of time (777.14 Gigatons)
Survived getting hit in the face by a large Meteor (88.035 Kilotons)
Survived this large explosion that would obliterate the penthouse of his tower (17.868 tons)
Survived being flung while the planet was moving itself back into place (3.296 Megatons)

Petey the Cat

Overall

Despite being neglected his whole life and being alone for so long, he turned out to become a really decent hero
Managed to help save the day multiple times thanks to his planning
Managed to constantly escape from prison and escape the clutches of the police department for years
Instead of choosing to live his life hating his father, he chose to forgive him and move on from his hatred
Actually turned out to become a really decent father to Lil’ Petey

Strength

With the Super Mecha Kitty 3000, Petey was able to continuously overpower and blitz Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog

The mech was so strong, Super Diaper Baby states he couldn't budge it

His Robo-Baby could also overpower Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog
His Squirrel Shooter 2000 could shoot acorn projectiles that were able to shoot off a piece of a building

It would create some more mini explosions here, which Dogman could easily evade

His Mecha Mailman 2000 could lift up a large living building, then easily suplex it into the ground

It could also fly quickly into the air, and karate chop into the ground, which could separate Flippy’s telepathic beams
It could ALSO do a fidget spinner kick and kick away a bunch of large buildings

Speed

Is capable of quickly evading missiles launched by Robo-Chief which would destroy buildings

He does this again
And again..he does it multiple times..

Is noted to be “too quick" for DogMan as he was unable to catch Petey.
Could escape his mechanical vehicle before it crashed into a hole
Could steer away his robot bee before it would hit a large building
Was able to evade being stomped by the mecha brontosaurus right before it landed
Can outmaneuver Dogman flying a drone throughout the city
Was able to maneuver around a bunch of lasers in a short amount of time

He does this again before Dogman could even react

Could continuously evade blasts from the Mecha Brontosaurus’ death ray

Straight up reacts and dodges one

His plane was able to travel across the entire planet and remove all the words in the world in only 2 weeks

Durability

Survives his own Super Mecha Kitty 3000 bouncing itself and tanking impacts caused by it
Survived his vacuum bags explosion, which contained a bunch of water that was sucked up from the Sea

Survives taking all this physical punishment and comes out decently fine
His Squirrel Shooter 2000 could survive this large explosion, which Petey was inside of
Survives his mechanical vehicle crashing into a fire hydrant
Survives being swallowed by this giant (well technically normal sized) mite
Survives a large explosion that sent him crashing back into Cat Jail
His Mecha Petey survives the Mecha Brontosaurus' Vaporization Death Ray
Survives a punch from Dr. Scum’s Colossal-Bot 2000

Scaling

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Perry the Platypus

Why of course Doof would scale to his #1 nemesis! After all he gets his ass kicked by this Platypus CONSTANTLY..

Perry is capable of consistently dodging lasers and blasts from Doof's inventions
Could strike Doofenshmirtz hard enough to bend metal
Is capable of fully piloting his ship to the center of the planet (Mach 193.48)
Survived being shot between multiple cannons that would allow him to travel between towns
Was capable of dodging a large missile impact
Could hit an energy ball outside of the Earth's atmosphere (0.036c)
Resisted being sneezed out of this large robot which would burst through a building
Has explosive devices that are capable of blowing up whole asteroids
Could dodge the Bug-inators beam, which was capable of reaching a satellite in orbit in a short amount of time (0.01c)
Capable of reacting to asteroids while riding on top of a spaceship, said spaceship was travelling to Feebla-Oot from Earth. Feebla-Oot is a planet located in another Star Cluster (1.71 Million C)

Phineas and Ferb (show)

Doof's Inators and what he can scale to is a danger to the entire Tri-state area, plus he's faced some major bad threats so it only makes sense..

Phineas and Ferb survived being inside of a ship that would drop from the moon to the earth in a short amount of time (5.841 Megatons)

Phineas could dodge a laser from the Trojan T-Rex after it was fired at him (0.335c)
Could deflect a baseball shot from his baseball machine
Could take a hit from Doof-2’s giant robot, said robot could cause an earthquake across all of Danville
Could dig a massive tunnel in only a short amount of time
Ferb could casually shake Mount Rushmore hard enough to shatter one of its faces (17.41 Gigatons)
While flying his asteroid surfboard, he could fly to a quasar and fly out of a black hole (152.79 Trillion C)
Phineas and Ferb also survived the AOE of a large rocket explosion
Survived a large roller coaster ride that would crash from orbit
Made shoes that are fast enough to outrun sound (but not light unfortunately)
Could react to Asteroids point-blank while piloting the rocket ship that was headed to the Shooting Star Milkshake Bar (5.91 Billion C)

Buford survived getting kicked by David Beckham around the entire planet (560.80 Kilotons)

He also resisted the force of a rocket kiddie ride flying into the outer atmosphere (813.77 Kilotons)

Candace could survive the Earth continually expanding itself right under her feet (4.02 Petatons)

She could also intercept a beam of sunlight in tandem
She could survive crashing into a tree while she wore the super speed shoes (1.68 Gigatons)

The Marvel villains were able to survive being crushed under Phineas and Ferbs space station which was in orbit beforehand (4.465 Kilotons)

The Hulk could completely tank the massive Anti-Matter blast (10.13 Gigatons)

Carl could catch Major Monogram after he was flung very quickly by the earth (3.296 Megatons)
This random ass hamster could could power a machine that contained a black hole (0.05 FOE) (Large Star)
Norm was capable of creating a massive energy blast that would cause mass destruction (3.646 Petatons)

It was even capable of destroying Danville (257.289 Megatons)

Milo Murphy’s Law (show)

In Milo Murphy, Doofenshmirtz is basically a side character in the second season and has to worry about his Inators endangering more and more people. So basically the same reason for scaling as before….

Milo Murphy could restrain an alien device that would move this quickly with its own energy (1.12 Kilotons)

Him and his friends also once got dragged by an entire flock of woodpeckers to New York and back in a very short amount of time (3.943 Kilotons)
Him and Melissa could survive their roller coaster car hitting a mascot head into the outer atmosphere (6.2 Megatons)
Him and some other characters could survive a very powerful vortex similar to a black hole (0.665 FOE) (Large Star)

Cavendish and Dakota could dodge a blast from the Age-Regressor Ray

Could catch up to a spaceship that could easily fly through space (0.027c)

This Octalian is capable of piloting an escape pod between ships that were travelling from our planet to the planet Octalia

Hamster and Gretel (show)

I mean, despite being absolutely terrified of being beaten to a pulp by them, basically signifying he would be no match for them…it's at least implied he would survive….. maybe…so take the overall scaling with a grain of salt..

Hamster and Gretel could punch a Meteor back into space (Mach 382.25)

Are able to throw a satellite around the planet during the song “we're working out" (124.53 Gigatons)
Hamster could lift a large house and spin it on his hand like the badass he is
Can scream loud, it would be heard in outer space (201.44 Kilotons)
Could throw a stress ball so hard, it went past Jupiter in a short amount of time (1,923.37c)
Gretel could hold up this very large bridge
She could fly up to a space station and bring it back to earth in a short amount of time (213.7 Kilotons)
Could fly from New Zealand to the Tri-state area in a few seconds
Could punch this water tower so hard, its top would fly into space. Then it would adjust the angle of a large asteroid.
Could throw this container into the sun so hard, it would cause the sun to shake (0.28 FOE) (Large Star)

Kevin could scream so loud, it would be heard all the way in space (45.52 Kilotons)
Giant Mary is powerful enough to tear up a large building

Fistpuncher with his fists, could bring down a large building in a single punch
Tina could easily make a large crater while fighting Gretel
Ice Queen was able to dodge Gretel's container throw that shook the sun (20.42c)

Petey the Cat

Dogman

Dogman and Petey have battled each other many times, and they're very experienced with each other. Of course Petey would scale to his rival!

Dogman survives a large explosion that sent him crashing back into the police station
Was able to somehow quickly react to and dodge Petey's love ray
Saved the mayor from a fire right before the house ended up going down
Could dig underground and create a tunnel in a very short amount of time
He and the other Supa Buddies were able to beat up Mecha Philly
He and the other Supa Buddies could survive a beating from Barky McTreeface
Barfed enough vomit to stop a large building that was on fire
Caused City Hall to crumble down entirely, and he survived it too
Was able to battle and overpower this giant sippy cup
Could dodge and react to Mecha Philly’s arm missiles

DogMan (verse)

Petey is either that main threat of the series, or he helps fight against the main threat, his scaling to basically everything only makes sense..

Chief and Sarah used a wire to trip a bunch of large buildings that destroyed themselves

They could also kick the Mecha Philly in the gut and do more damage
Chief and Milly could beat up the F.L.E.A.S easily
Sarah could kick Buff Grampas ass without hesitation

80-HD completely flies through a large building, splitting it in half

Mecha Flippy uses his psychokinetic powers to overpower 80-HD and launch it away from him
The F.L.E.A.S survived a large building being slammed on top of them
Dr. Scum was stated to create Crime Crabs that are powerful enough to destroy the earth

His laughter was able to shake the entire planet (Large Planet)
A robot made from his robots were able to hit Molly across the entire planet in seconds (Small City)

Barky McTreeface could destroy large buildings and cause “Cataclysmic Crime"

He basically destroyed the entire city and made it all burn

Grampa survives getting squished and squashed by Snug, who's just an even stronger version of Big Jim
Grampa and Big Jim reacted to this spaceships flight and landing

This ship was flew from their home planet to earth in a short amount of time, which was "Three Kazillion Gloopsnocks”
Grampa could hug and basically kill all the aliens by surprise, including the pilot of the spaceship (this feat seems very impressive but unfortunately we gotta wait for the next book in Fall to see where this feat could get, we already got the DBB curse early…)

Munchy, the living paper bag, could eat entire large buildings
Lil’ Petey barely evades a lightning strike that was about to hit Dogman

Could shoot lighting that destroyed the top of Dogmans house

Super Diaper Baby (verse)

Before he was a Dogman villain, he would battle Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog time and time again, there was even a cancelled Super Diaper Baby sequel where he would be the main villain.

Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog are able to fly from Earth to Uranus in a very short amount of time (MFTL)

Diaper Dog could fly from the city jail to the top of a mountain in a short amount of time
Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog did the same feat as before, where they flew to Uranus and back in less than a minute
Are able to push the planet away from the sun in seconds (Large Planet)

Deputy Dangerous causally survives a beating from Super Diaper Baby

Deputy Dangero- I mean, Deputy Doo-Doo made a giant robot capable of tearing apart buildings.
It's also capable of fighting and taking damage from Super Diaper Baby, even catching him by surprise

Rip Van Tinkle could nunchuck with trains and use them to overpower Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog

This random criminal survives a beating from Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog

This happens again with another random criminal

Captain Underpants (verse)

Now as Petey is experienced in battling Super Diaper Baby who has the same exact powers of Captain Underpants, and there have been hints of Petey having to deal with the Captain, it only makes sense. More elaboration will be discussed Before the Verdict

Captain Underpants (Comics)

Captain Underpants is faster than a speeding waistband

More powerful than boxer shorts
And able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie!
Is empowered by a magical amulet that would've protected Underpanty world from being completely destroyed (Large Planet)
Survives being launched right through the panels of the comic book
Survives a fart explosion in the far reaches of space that launched him back to death
Captain Underpants was able to launch Stinky Space Sock into space with his underwear
Rainbow-barfed with such force that it blasted a Barfilisk’s mother into outer space

The Turbo Toilet 2000 is capable of fighting Captain Underpants
Big Daddy Long Johns and his wife Princess Pantyhose were able to send Captain Underpants to earth by stretching his underwear and shooting him into space.

Comic book Melvin survived getting punched by Captain Underpants

Reminder, he's just a normal kid in the context of the comic lol

Flabby Flabulous survives being launched to Uranus in a short amount of time
Bo is sent to the moon in a short amount of time and eats a chunk of the Moon
This large trash monster grows to be larger than the entire planet
Stinky Space Sock was kicked into space and into Earth by his own sock people

Stinky Space Sock became larger than the entire planet

These aliens were going to blast the entire planet to bits with their blast ray (Planet)

Captain Underpants (Real world)

Captain Underpants without powers could give the Turbo Toilet 2000 a wedgie

With powers he was able to beat up this mutant plant monster
Could quickly evade Tippy Tinkletrousers ice beam
Could fly from North America to Southern France in a short amount of time
Could clog this robotic toilet that was acting as a Black Hole, and caused it to turn into a star after exploding (Star)

George and Harold could beat up some robots with a wooden paddle

Damn they're literally stomping on their corpses..
Could beat up these alien lunch ladies from outer space with a pan and a roller
Resisted the force of Tippy’s Megabomb, that caused the destruction of the dinosaurs

Remember how I mentioned the Turbo Toilet 2000 from the comics? Well George and Harold ended up printing the comic and brought all of the toilets and the Turbo Toilet himself into the real world.

Turbo Toilet made a mechanical scooter that flew from Uranus to earth in 2 weeks
Harmed and resisted attacks from Melvin Sneedly, who gained the powers of Captain Underpants
Could Harm and Resist attacks from Captain Underpants himself

The Incredible Robo-Plunger could beat the shit out of the Turbo Toilet 2000

It was also able to fly the Turbo Toilet all the way to Uranus

Professor Poopypants could harm an even stronger Captain Underpants in his robot

His robot could survive attacks from this enlarged Captain Underpants
Poopypants himself survived being stomped on by giant Captain Underpants
Tippy Tinkletrousers survived getting punched by Captain Underpants in the jaw
Supa Mega Tippy was able to kick Big Tippy across North America and into the Gulf of Mexico in a short amount of time
Tippy made a bomb that was so powerful, it created giant earthquakes that shook the planet and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs (Large Planet)
Tippy's robot could break the Ice created and expanded by his Freeze Ray and his Goosey Grow 9000
The Freeze Ray and Goosey Grow 9000 created mountains out of ice so large and so expanded, it was what caused the Ice Age
Tippy augmented his bomb and stated it was powerful enough to destroy the entire Galaxy
Said bomb created the Big Bang from an exploding Supernova (See Before the Verdict)

Harold 2000 was able to kick a ball so hard it broke the books page

It also sailed to the outer regions of earth's atmosphere and began heading straight towards Uranus.
Robo-George and Harold 2000 survived a massive beating from an empowered Captain Underpants

Melvin Sneedly survives getting spanked by Zuzu, the robo hamster

As the Bionic Booger Boy, he could destroy large buildings
Survived a beating by Zuzu

Zuzu, the robot hamster could shoot watermelon seeds and destroy a tree

As a giant mind controlled hamster, they could harm Captain Underpants and resist attacks from him

Some random Cave people got out of the way of Tippy's freeze ray just in time
Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos mixed together caused Smart Earth to explode into pieces that would scatter across the galaxy and beyond (346.98 Million C - 33.89 Trillion C) (MFTL+ - Infinite Speed) (Infinite Speed - Debatable)

Smart Earth is located around the center star in Orion’s belt

Mr Meaner/Sir-Stinks-A-Lot ate a piece of Smart Earth that crashed into the valley home he stayed at, where he was empowered by the energy of Smart Earth

Directly survives attacks from Captain Underpants
Absorbed the powers of Captain Underpants
Mr Meaner can also turn into a star that led the star people against an entire horde of black holes (133 Million C)

Future George and Harold survive attacks from Sir-Stinks-A-Lot

Future George and Harold, Tony Orlando and Dawn, and Mr Meaner survive the same Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos explosion that blew up Smart Earth (Dwarf Star)

Weaknesses

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Now at first, it may seem like someone who's something of a scientist himself would be practically unstoppable, but Doof is FAR from the greatest villain. First off, he's incompetent, everyone knows Doofenshmirtz is extremely incompetent. As Doof states himself, “All of my Inators work, I just have poor planning skills and don't use them properly." Doof generally doesn't use his Inators to the greatest potential, and he doesn't think about using them in ways that could help him out. Doof makes Inators in order to fix a small problem and sometimes doesn't realize they could've been used to win the fight until they already blow up. Doof also doesn't like using destructive weapons, he notes that using weapons and causing destruction is unprofessional. As he's said himself, "you know what you rule over if you destroy everything? Rubble!” Hell he naturally has bad luck and has to find ways to combat it, his bad luck is even compared to Murphy's Law. Doof comments on his flaws a lot, everything always ends up exploding for some reason, he never hits the right target, and tends to forget certain things that could stop his plans because he's too focused on plotting revenge.

As for his Inators, I mean all of them have Self Destruct Buttons, that's obviously a massive weakness. It's even worse because even with all of the Haxes his Inators have, the effects of the Inator either wear off eventually or will be turned off if the Inator is destroyed. Even his most powerful Inators like the Do-Over-Inator would be rendered useless and unusable if destroyed. Also most of his Inators are very big, hard to use normally, require extra energy or are wired to the tower itself. Yes he has more portable inators but it is very difficult to use his bigger machines in a direct 1v1.

Petey the Cat

Petey may be a super genius and a great trickster, but he does have his faults. Petey tends to overthink his situations and doubt his methods if he thinks all hope is lost. Petey just generally has a hard time having hope in himself sometimes and needs the support and love of others to help get him out of it. This is due to his past and the fact nobody really gave him a chance to be good and do his best, so he naturally has a lot of self doubt despite clambering about his genius and his mechanical know-how. He also has very blatant and consistent anger issues, and he'll get frustrated and out of focus if something makes him really really angry. And he just generally lashes out and gets annoyed easily, he gets very frustrated overtime which will affect how he battles against enemies. He also sometimes tends to not think about the consequences to a plan, like when he reprogrammed Flippy to destroy Doo-gooders and forgot about the fact Lil’ Petey is pure good.

Finally, Petey is just generally really dismissive of certain details that could be very important to his defeat or failings, that's why he constantly loses to Dogman. Dogman is smart enough to constantly use Petey's dismissal against him, and always finds a weakness to whatever Petey made. Petey may always escape from Jail but Dogman always knows his next move, because sometimes Petey can be really repetitive about his tactics. Petey also has a small underestimation problem and will sometimes dismiss a threat because he's too focused on his next plan. Also Catnip…he goes CRAZY for Catnip…

Before the verdict……of VILLAINY!

Universal Inators

Ohh boy, this is the biggest thing when it comes to Doof's overall discussion, THIS is the biggest thing that I unfortunately have to talk about..I'm tired. You see there's 3 Inators that can possibly affect the entire universe itself, and possibly beyond. These Inators have been used to give Doof some Universal tech, which automatically means his best tech can solo certain verses. But are they viable? Can they be used? And will I give up on the explanation mid sentence? Who knows! Let's go into it!

First off, the Accelerate-Inator. This Inator was used by Doof to accelerate certain people and objects so they go faster than they should be, it doesn't change anything about what people do, it just makes what you're going to go by much faster..yeah it literally accelerates you. But there's a side effect of possibly doing this to such a large degree, it could destroy the space-time continuum and the universe itself. Which is a simple statement on its own, I mean Doof should know exactly how his own Inators work right? Well, he said it could possibly do that, he wasn't sure himself but he said it was worth it if it was true. So this seems like a suicide move if anything? However things change when we actually see the Inator destabilize and go out of control. Perry messes with the Inator, and causes it to make everything decelerate instead of accelerate. This quickly got out of control, and it was affecting reality to a large degree. And then the Inator gets destroyed and the effects of it are immediately turned off. So, what happened? Well it's simple, the statement from Doof isn't true. The Inator clearly went out of control and was beyond Doof, it not only affected him it also left him helpless to the Deceleration. We don't actually see any destructive capabilities from the Inator clearly affecting reality, and it stops on its own anyways. And remember, this was only caused by Perry messing with the Inator, and the rest being out of Doof's control. Even if you said “oh well that clearly means the Inator would destroy the Universe overtime" that would only mean it's not helpful to Doof at all. But again, the Inator does go out of control and it doesn't really do anything destructive to justify Doof's statement, and it stops itself anyways. Basically this is something Doof himself can't use as it was caused by accident, he has no control over it, and it wasn't actually shown to have the capability of destroying the universe despite it going out of control. And once again, It even stops itself once reaching a certain decelerating point, so yeah I wouldn't use this…

Oh boy, now THIS is the big one. Let's not stall for time, let's get straight into it. Basically Doof made an Inator called the Do-Over-Inator that would make a constant time loop sorta like Groundhog's day. But the consequence for this would be the fact that it would keep making time reset over and over and over again. Time constantly looping would be detrimental as the disturbance in time would create rifts in the space time continuum, sucking in things and basically erasing them from the world. You see, the Space Time Continuum normally moves in a straight line, but time constantly resetting disrupted that flow. Which meant that time could not move forward, and it put an enormous strain on the fabric of time, and tore said fabric. That meant there was less Space-time fabric to work with, which was why the days were getting shorter and shorter as time tried to progress. But if you take that already shortened piece of space-time and loop it again, it would keep ripping until nothing was left. Doof states himself that if this was left unchecked, then it would destroy the universe and all of time itself, so it is consistent at least. However there's one main issue with this, well a couple actually. First of all, the Time Loops only become dangerous if Doof chooses to let the Do-Over-Inator keep running and stops it before it gets sucked into a rift. Doof would have to let the machine run and create more time loops overtime, which he would absolutely not do. Not to mention it took a very long time for the Time Loops to become dangerous anyways, which Doof wouldn't risk at the slightest. So there's already a big issue, that being Doof wouldn't let the Do-Over-Inator become dangerous as he had no control over it once it was sucked into rift, he may be incompetent but he would not risk that anyways. Secondly, this would not apply to the stats of the Do-Over-Inator, which means it's not actually Uni.

Nothing about what happens is AP applicable as it was only caused by the time loops themselves, the Do-Over-Inator creates these loops but the gradual amount of them increasing was what had an effect on time itself, this is basically a hax based weapon than a weapon that could affect the Space Time Continuum on its own. As said before, an effect of the time loops constantly repeating was that the days were constantly getting shorter and shorter. This doesn't apply to the physicals of the Inator, it's simply an effect of the hax which caused time to constantly be ripped apart. That's all it is really, simple Cause and Effect, hax that created a Cause and Effect, that usually means nothing should truly scale to this..

Now onto the Time-Straighten Out-Inator, this Inator was made to directly combat the Do-Over-Inator, as it would literally straighten out time and keep it from looping and disrupting the Space Time Continuum. Now already, this feels Hax based as it would change the structure of time by stopping a Hax based anomaly and would oppose the effects of the Do-Over-Inator. But this becomes even larger once it's revealed that there was a 50% chance of the Inator destroying all of existence, or all of reality, or the Universe? It does seem that Doof himself didn't actually know? He just knew it'd be destructive in a way cuz as he states, it wouldn't just do nothing. He was in a rush, he had to keep rebuilding it and tinkering with it because of the constant time loops so it's clear that he didn't have a complete idea of its effects as he went back and forth on it. Now he does finally attempt to use it at the last minute, and it appeared to have successfully worked in straightening time out. So yeah the feat is fine and that means the Inator should be Uni..

Well…it would've been…if it wasn't for the fact..

THE INATOR WASN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN.

THAT'S RIGHT, THE INATOR ITSELF WASN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN.

So that means we don't actually know what the Inator could've done, we don't know what it could've destroyed, and comparing it to the fact Doof himself wasn't sure about its capabilities, just that it could maybe be destructive means it is far too vague to unironically use. Even if it was legit, it's absolutely a suicide move that Doof wood never used in a fight situation as he was extremely desperate and thought it was the only safe option for saving the world. Yeah this is just far too vague to actually argue the Inator being physically Uni, which it shouldn't be in the first place…so yes, unfortunately I don't think these Inators should be physically Universal.

Inator Scaling

So here's another one of the biggest questions of the blog, does Doof actually scale to the energy output of his Inators? Does he scale to them in general? Doof has a tendency of making his Inators blow up, and as you'd think he always blows up along with them. Basically all of them have Self Destruct Buttons that are powered by the same explosive juice. So if they're able to destroy the inators, and Doof consistently survives them, does that mean he should scale to them? Well normally I would say “it makes sense as they're constantly destroyed by the same thing, and he constantly survives it, so he should reasonably scale." But here's the thing, it's only the self-destruct buttons that have the same energy source, every other Inator has separate energy sources and are run by things that Doof can't reasonably scale to.

Not to mention their beams and energy outputs don't really apply to physicals, so the force of the explosions wouldn't even scale to the kinda feats the Inators can pull off. He rarely survives the actual power source of his Inators, and when he does they're not really as impressive as his most powerful Inators. Speed wise, yes Doof could reasonably scale as he and other characters have consistently dodged Inator beams, and the beams of these Inators aren't too inconsistent with each other and some are blatantly more or less impressive than others. A good amount of his Inators have displayed similar feats of speed and having the ability to reach the outer atmosphere or into space, so nothing is really outlier-ish or inconsistent when it comes to Doof scaling to the speed output of his many Inators.

And even if you bought his best Inators being Universal and above, Doof obviously has no way of scaling to them. He heavily implied that if these Inators went wrong or messed up, he along with everything else would be destroyed, once again making it a gigantic suicide move. There's no way of scaling Doof to this as it would not only be a massive Outlier to his usual consistent stats, it would break the entire plot and urgency of those episodes. If he truly was capable of scaling to these Inators if they were usable for stats, then the entire series finale wouldn't matter, because of all the constant statements of the Inator having the capacity to kill everyone then being seen as a plot hole. It's not only terrible to use for stats because it makes no sense, it's also completely just ignoring the entire plot and urgency of the episode.

So in conclusion, Doof shouldn't scale to the overall energy output of his Inators, and he'd have absolutely no way of scaling to the cosmic Inators if you even buy them being that level in the first place. However, for speed scaling, Doof has consistently shown he could react to the beams of his Inators, and there's a lot of consistent things that add on to said scaling in speed. MFTL+ Doof is even more consistent than it was before…. yay

Black Holes?

Black holes, black holes, black holes, oh how I love Black Hole discussion and whether it can viably scale to anyone or if they're even viable in the first place! There's 2 Black Hole feats in the show which we'll talk about right now! There's maybe another one but we'll talk about that in the section below. The First Potential Black Hole feat comes from Phineas and Ferb itself, and the second comes from Milo Murphy, let's just hope his bad luck doesn't inflict on these potential stat changing feats.

So for the Phineas and Ferb feat, these two old geezers accidentally made a black hole and had to contain it as they were afraid it would destroy the planet. The way they contained this black hole was by using a hamster to run a machine that would successfully keep the black hole contained. This crazy old man stated that it would collapse reality itself if it was released, so it seems that this fight seems viable and valid. I thought so too, I mean it's stated to be a black hole and had effects that would affect reality itself so it seems fine? Although there's a couple of holes in this black hole argument. First off, they're absolutely crazy. The old man was very much out of his mind and was making things up as he was explaining the situation, nobody there actually bought most of his crazy ramblings so I don't think you should trust his main statement. Now the actual hamster powering up the machine that contains the black hole may seem fine, but nothing states that the hamster itself is powering up the machine. It's not fast enough to power the machine, it's not powerful enough, it just has enough stamina to constantly run and keep the machine running, which no one would really scale to. The hamster isn't the power source, it's simply keeping the power source on which isn't applying to physicals. Not to mention, the Black Hole itself isn't as destructive as you think. As their son states, they were only afraid that it could destroy the planet. As when we see the black hole in action, it barely does anything but slowly suck things in nearby. Now you could say it would destroy the planet overtime, but that would further support the fact that no one scales as it started off very weak and everyone was pretty helpless against it. Even then, we don't see any real destructive capabilities of the black hole since the old geezers were sucked in, and later they're completely fine and dandy which means the Black Hole didn't really have a physical effect on them. The only thing that could explain it is that after the black hole was erased, they were transported back to the normal world..which means the Black Hole is only a transportational vortex. So yeah this argument isn't the most sound…

Now for the second one, yeah it's just..not a Black Hole at all, doesn't even have the right properties of one. Basically throughout the episode there's this weird deadly vortex that's capable of sucking things inside of it, and lots of people mistake it for a black hole because it looks like one. Now Black Holes are somewhat similar in property to a vortex such as this, rapidly spinning black holes naturally support a vortex structure, and quantum tornadoes have been used to mimic the behaviors of a Black Hole. They emit a vortex structure, and lots of fictional media depict Black Holes as giant space vortexes anyways. There's just one problem here, it's very consistently stated to NOT be a black hole. They're only stated to look a lot alike, but in properties they're completely different from one another. Even then, the deadly part of the vortex was proven completely wrong..why? Because it was actually…drumroll please…..

A TRANS-DIMENSIONAL VORTEX!!

Yeah it ends up not being a deadly vortex in the slightest, it just takes you to another dimension. In these cases, that means the argument to at least make this vortex comparable to a black hole is null and void. So unfortunately, this feat does not work and is not even close to a Black Hole. In conclusion, neither of the feats can really work.

Phineas and Ferb Cosmology

Y'know, Phineas and Ferb is weirdly really cosmic, sometimes a little too cosmic. But how far does this go? What about the world of Phineas and Ferb is so special? And can these characters scale to this? We'll talk about the Cosmology itself, possible ways characters can scale, and whatever else I could talk about to increase the word count of the blog and make me seem like a very smart individual. So first off, the Cosmology..

As the 2nd Dimension Baljeet (or Dr. Baljeet) stated, think of the universe and all of the other many dimensions as circular. The energy flows between Dimensions clockwise, many dimensions are placed next to each other and because of that, makes it easy to travel to the next, and the next, and the next. Now this doesn't mean the entire Cosmology and all of its dimensions are literally circular, the Multiverse just flows in a circular pattern to where it's easy to travel to a universe next to you, and you can keep going until you eventually end up in your own universe, like a loop. What does this mean? Well we're dealing with a Low Multiversal Cosmology seeing as there are clearly lots of universes shown in Dr. Baljeet's chart, and we see many many many dimensions in this song montage. There are many ways to interpret the exact number of universes, whether you question if there's many more than shown or use the fact it felt endless as stated from novelization. But that's the thing really, it only felt endless, doesn't mean it is endless. Besides, we know the Multiverse can't be infinite because of one simple fact. If the flow of the Multiverse is circular and travelling forward through dimensions will eventually lead you back to your own dimension because of the Multiverse feeling more like a loop, then that means there's clearly a finite amount of universes. That clearly means there aren't as many dimensions as you'd think, which is further supporting the fact that this Cosmology is Low Multiversal. Though this could be proven wrong by a certain factor of the Cosmology that could make the Cosmology 5D. This comes from the fact that nephews of Phineas and Ferb helped in building bumper cars that are capable of moving in 5 dimensions, and we see them using these bumper cars to return to the normal dimension after playing Bumper cars in the 5th dimension. And if you think this is just referring to a literal 5th dimension in the Multiverse, these cars are actually called Hyperdimensional. And paired with the fact that this Dimension can't be normally accessed and requires certain technology to venture through, it would be a good argument for DT for the Cosmology! 5D Phineas and Ferb! Now if only it was usable……..

Don't get me wrong, the DT itself is good, but it's not applicable. If it requires specific tech that can rip open holes in the atmosphere to travel to this Dimension, then it's not really applicable to the Multiverse unless said otherwise, which it wasn't. I know I've applied similar logic before, but it depends on how the verse works, and with how this verse works, it's clearly beyond anything in the casual Cosmology and can't be affected by anything in the show. Like I said before, these bumper cars can move in 5 dimensions by physically having the capacity of travelling to the 5th dimension, there's unfortunately no way of scaling anyone to that. Even if you took Doof's existence statement seriously to possibly make the Inator scale to that, again it's just extremely vague and Doof clearly didn't know what it could fully do. And finally, it would be weird to assume that he came up with this conclusion with the 5th dimension OR the Multiverse in mind. (This is especially supported by the fact he doesn't even remember the events of the 2nd Dimension movie as his memories were erased along with everyone else, so he wouldn't be able to have the Multiverse in mind if he lost his memory of it.) So really there would be no way of scaling anyone to the 5D stuff, along with the Cosmology as it requires you to buy some very stretchy arguments. But what about the universe? Can anyone scale to the Universe of Phineas and Ferb? Well……..

No. Yeah a lotta people have talked about this feat but I of course must bring it up. Phineas and Ferb create a Ping Pong singularity that causes everything on screen to be sucked into the pongs until all that's left is white, although Candace survives this in the end. Now to be fair there are ways to argue FOR this, but there's more ways to argue AGAINST it. A way to support this feat is just by saying Candace downscales the Ping Pong singularity, and Phineas & Ferb only got sucked in because they directly created it and were right next to the vortex. Sure that's fine and dandy, but simpler logic is to just say it's a credits gag and affected Phineas and Ferb because they were on screen and inside the credits box, while Candace wasn't affected because she was off screen and was outside of the credits box. Phineas and Ferb is full of these kinds of gags and it's way simpler to say Candace would've been affected by this if she was on screen. Sooo yeah, no real way of scaling anyone to the universe either but I suppose there's a way to buy it if you really want to..

Hamster and Gretel (and Relativity discussion)

Now this is an interesting discussion, Hamster and Gretel are superpowered characters in the world of Phineas and Ferb and basically every villain fears them and can't stand being beat up by them. But there's a way to scale Doof to them, and that is Relativity. But before we get into how Doof can possibly scale to Hamster and Gretel, I want to talk about relativity in Phineas and Ferb, and if every human is truly relative to the other.

So humans in Phineas and Ferb, are absolutely not normal humans. Some humans have lots of Broadway Force, some can affect on-screen transitions, and some can straight up duplicate themselves or affect gravity. So shouldn't Doof have all these abilities? I mean he's just a normal human, so is everyone else, he should be capable of doing this. Well here's the thing, some people are clearly more impressive than other people, some people are smarter, more powerful, or have completely different properties in comparison to other people. There's 3 characters that prove this idea, and prove that not everyone is relative to each other. The first two are the obvious, Phineas and Ferb. They're constantly seen as more impressive than average humans, they're constantly characters that can do things no normal person can do, the point of their characters is that they're capable of doing stuff that is seen as impossible or inconceivable yet they do it anyways. Hell, they're actually seen as special in a way, they basically have the opposite of Murphy's Law and have very good luck, and they're supposed to be normal ass kids. The other example is…

Buford? Really?

You see he's the big bully character of the show, and EVERYONE is afraid of him. His bully presence is so impactful and intimidating that he can do things normal people can't do like manipulate the gravity of water, because even water is intimidated by him. Many people are surprised by the things Buford can do because he's quite literally built different. Hell, Milo Murphy’s entire existence and nature of having bad luck proves not everyone is relative. Even Doof himself proves this as his bad luck is so bad it's comparable to Murphy's Law, he's such a failure that he believed it's caused by cosmical forces (or.. horoscope.) and he's a supernatural failure as seen from his culture. There's just a lot of characters in this world that prove that ability or resistance wise, not everyone in this world is relative just because they're all humans. Even if you did allow Doof to have those kinds of abilities, he's never used them. And it's ESPECIALLY weird for Doof of all people to just find out he can use these specific abilities or even remember certain ones. But what about stat wise? While it's clear some people are stronger than others, cough cough Buford.

It is kinda hard to argue against normal people being relative to normal people in stats. Although Doof is seen as a very weak link in this world since he states that himself, gets beat up by a Platypus, sees a child as superior to himself, and got his ass kicked by a fucking snail……wait how does he scale again? But seriously, he can possibly downscale Hamster and Gretel..which we'll get into right now.

Now Hamster and Gretel are superheroes that fight regular ass villains almost all the time, and almost all the time they absolutely shred them to pieces. They fight completely powerless and regular people constantly, and normal kids in the series can be relative with characters that are absolutely a similar tier to Hamster and Gretel. It's actually really consistent that while Hamster and Gretel are absolutely above everyone else, there are people who can fight relative foes and can survive ass beatings by Hamster and Gretel. There's no reason to assume there's a street tier type of thing here if many characters can so consistently be seen as comparable or at the very least downscale to this kind of thing. So that means Doof scales right? Well yes, maybe.

While yes, everyone is relative, Doof is very much considered a weak link who's not the most physically capable as he's noted before. He gets his ass beat by animals constantly, especially small ones, he loses a lot of fights against normal people, and weirdly…he doesn't have the best reputation against regular children. He obviously sees Buford as a superior seeing as he literally hired him as a bodyguard, and Isabella is very much seen as more impressive and capable than him when they were stuck on an alien planet. His inventions are seen as inferior to Phineas and Ferbs and he's actually needed help from them, in fact most children in this world are weirdly seen as more capable and impressive than adults. Not to mention even when Doof wanted to become a nemesis to Hamster and Gretel, he was very obviously terrified of Hamster and Gretel beating him to a pulp and decided to opt out of the rivalry, because he's generally not great with physicals and knew he'd stand no chance against them. But it at least implies that he'd survive the encounter, and using aforementioned logic it at least means he should be able to downscale.. depends on what you buy I suppose.

Smart Earth scaling

Ohh boy this is a big one, surprisingly I haven't seen this one fully covered, but that's why I'm here! The feat itself has Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos be mixed together, and the product blows up the ENTIRETY of Smart Earth. The impact was so large, it would spread chunks of Smart Earth across the entire galaxy and beyond, and it would reach Earth in a short amount of time. Yeah this is already crazy on its own and has a lot of cool implications. The destructive potential of the feat itself gets Dwarf Star level, while the speed gets 33.89 Trillion C. But how does anyone scale to this? Well the AP side of the argument is very simple to argue, you see once again, Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos is what caused the destruction of Smart Earth. But to kill Sir Stinks Alot, they had to use Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos and replicate the same exact explosion. The explosion itself was even able to send chunks of Stinks a lot into the outer reaches of space, yet a good amount of him survived. More surprisingly, Future George and Harold, who are normal humans, were able to completely survive this explosion without any damage or scratch. So yeah, it's a basic argument to scale everyone to the physical output of the Smart Earth explosion, it'd effectively make even base tiers consistently Dwarf Star at the very least. But what about the speed of the explosion? Could anyone scale to it? Well debatably yes…

Now you're probably thinking, there's already a Quad C feat which gets much higher than this, what's the point in talking about this feat and if it's viable? Well that's simple, consistency. Many people may see the feat and just see it as an Outlier, because of course they will. So this feat being legit means that there's a consistent speed tier, and that would mean a little less amount of people would say outlier and buy Quad C being the peak of the Pilkey verse in speed..so yeah that's why I want to argue for this feat being scalable but if you're someone who's ok with that kinda speed then your cool. So disclaimer, nobody really reacts to the explosion itself, you could perhaps argue that Mr Meaner and the other teachers react to the piece of Smart Earth launching into the room as it's still smoking and active in energy. Another possible arg is the fact nobody inside Stinks A Lot and portions of him were unaffected by the force of the explosion that sent chunks into space, basically everything inside and surrounding the explosion were unaffected by the force and speed of the explosion that quickly sent bits into space like Smart Earth. However there's one very simple argument for this speed feat, it's caused by Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos…no special versions of them, just very normal ass Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos. It's very easy to say Mega Bombs that were made to rival Captain Underpants, an ice ray that created the Ice Age (and rival Captain Underpants), and a device made to destroy the moon and annihilate all life on the planet…would be more powerful than normal Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos that couldn't successfully kill 2 adults and a guy with the powers of Captain Underpants. So simply saying that scaling to blatantly more powerful weapons would allow them to scale to Coke, Pop Rocks and Mentos and the speed of the explosions they cause. Once again this is only to make the speed of these characters consistent so people don't shout Outliers at the Quad C feat, basically just an extra precaution. If you want more context for Smart Earth itself, it's basically just another earth that orbits the center star of Orion's belt. It may seem extremely weird but as the scan itself says, we exist in an ever-expanding Multiverse with an infinite amount of stars and planets. That means anything can really happen even if the logic feels-

Hehe, you caught that too right??

“we exist in an ever-expanding Multiverse with an infinite amount of stars and planets."

You're probably wondering, " …..what? Why did it say that? There was no point in saying that, the only context was the fact it was the same sentence where they were talking about Smart Earth”. Well, why is it called "Smart Earth”? They only say it's basically our planet but everything about it is smart. You see, this is an actual alternate “Earth". It's weirdly consistent as there's an earth where everything is the complete opposite, and it's directly called an alternate universe. There's a reason they talked about the Multiverse when talking about an “alternate earth”. Does that mean, if the chunk travelled from Smart Earth to normal Earth, it would be infinite speed? Well, possibly…I probably wouldn't use it personally just because I don't want to and the speed scaling itself is really debatable. Yeah it may seem really weird that there's these Earth's that are interconnected with each other? But it's probably just how the verse works, the Multiverse exists inside the universe and it's ever expanding. And the fact it's stated to have an “infinite amount of Stars and Planets" means the Cosmology would be Multiversal+ level, which is…absolutely insane and something I didn't expect. Well at least nobody scales to this right?.....right?

The Big Bang

Probably the most debated argument for the Captain Underpants franchise, the Big Bang. Basically, Poopypants made a Megabomb that he wanted to use to finally defeat Captain Underpants, but the more he started losing his mind, he decided to amplify the bomb and give it the power to destroy the entire GALAXY because he wanted to make sure everyone he hated was destroyed. But as he was teleported before the universe ever existed, the bomb would prove to me much more powerful than he thought..the bomb's explosion was actually the Big Bang. It created a Supernova that caused the universe to spring into existence and expand rapidly. As it expanded, it would also begin to cool, allowing its energy to be converted into lots of different subatomic particles. These particles combined to form atoms, which combined to form matter, which combined to form stars and planets and you and me and everything surrounding us. This event was the “Big Bang Theory", and it's clear that the potency of the Big Bang would absolutely be Multiversal+ from what we've talked about before. But does anyone actually scale to this at all? Well…in my personal opinion, no. It's clear that the other Mega Bombs killed the other Poopypants’ and he made the bombs so he could kill Captain Underpants. Not to mention, it's very much above anything else any other character can scale to.

And it's been brought up that Poopypants actually survived the Big Bang and cameos later on, but it's only either a comic cameo or an appearance of a past Poopypants because they went back in time. Poopypants was absolutely killed by the Big Bang, and it's clear that it was going to kill everyone. There's possibly an argument you can make for Captain Underpants downscaling? To be fair, Tippy knew how strong Captain Underpants is, he needed a surefire way to defeat him. Sure it could've been overkill but a lot of his inventions are things that could've "defeated" Captain Underpants but don't, so you could say overtime Tippy just saw how powerful the Captain was so he needed to constantly take bigger precautions. He constantly made something more and more powerful, and he amped his Mega Bomb because he was just defeated by Captain Underpants and was in a fit of rage. He just saw how strong Captain Underpants was and he wanted to make sure he could defeat him, again I personally wouldn't use it but there's an argument I suppose.

Match-O-Matic 3000

OMG, Bowsegg dynamic??? Seriously though I just wanted to talk about this because at first I thought there were really crazy implications about this mini game and this device. Now this device is called the Match-O-Matic 3000, and it could basically collect the parts of any character in the Dogman series, and then create them in a lab. This device is located in the middle of the Dogman world in a random ass building, so it's basically accessible to anyone in the city. So why isn't it part of Petey's arsenal? It would basically give him access to everyone in Dogman as support, which is…well that's already stupid without any further explanation. Firstly, Petey would never do this because a good amount of these guys are people he's never fought with and genuinely hates to death. Secondly, there's nothing showing he's actually used this before? Especially in action, so I wouldn't normally use this in a VS section regardless. Despite all that, I doubt it's actually creating these characters out of thin air? It seems like it's just collecting random parts of them then “making” them as just a visualization to their character cards you can now collect. And the fact Petey himself is someone you can collect, it would make it very weird for him to actually use which I doubt would do anything anyways, it's most likely some Pokemon type cards…this wasn't anything big I just wanted to talk about it cuz it's a funny thought lol

Petey can summon Dogman, Flippy, Big Jim and Grampa?? Doof bros???

Captain Underpants scaling

Now this section won't be too hard to discuss considering the world of Captain Underpants is in the same as Dogmans, very consistently so. First off, Captain Underpants as a comic book series was made by George and Harold. Super Diaper Baby was also made by George and Harold. And Dogman? Made by George and Harold. A very big thing with George and Harold is that they love connecting the characters they write and having them in the same exact world. Even in the animated show, they love crossing over characters and having team ups, because they're kids and they think it's really cool. Aside from that, the beginning of Super Diaper Baby shows that they're in the same exact world as Captain Underpants. And there's scaling involved too as Captain Underpants’ powers are completely siphoned and are given to Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog. Their origins are straight up connected to Captain Underpants and ignoring that is weird. But what's even more surprising is that Dogman isn't the first hero Petey has fought. Before he became Dogmans rival, he was a rival to Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog and straight up fought them in his mech. And it should be noted that this isn't even his most impressive mech as he's gone on to make things he considers his best. Even later on, he still makes machines that are capable of overpowering Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog, and this even contains an appearance from Dogman himself. And another thing, Petey himself hints at the fact he's dealt with Captain Underpants himself before, including more consistency with Super Diaper Baby. Petey scaling to his own machines shouldn't be an issue because he did tank impacts caused by the mech that overpowered Super Diaper Baby, and he's survived punches from equally as powerful Mechs. Even if you believe that modern Dogman is probably a separate continuity from the past continuity of the comics, even the modern graphic novels recall Petey's origin working for Rip Van Tinkle. Even recently, the comics have referenced the Captain Underpants movie, so yeah it's obvious that they live in the same world and Petey scaling would be easy to argue. But are people like him scaling consistent? Oh no…another relativity discussion..

Now this isn't arguing that everyone in the world is relative, it's saying that Petey should scale to people that are absolutely weaker or lower than him, yet can deal with those superpowered powerhouses. So a couple of examples starting with Super Diaper Baby, Deputy Dangerous when he was just an average human survived a beating from SDP who just gained his powers, Rip Van Tinkle who was defeated by Petey beforehand was able to overpower SDP and DD, and then these random ass lowly criminals survived beating beat up SDP and DD. For Captain Underpants on the other hand, in the comics Melvin (a normal ass kid) survives a bunch from Captain Underpants, Turbo Toilet survived a fight with the Captain, and Big Daddy Long Johns and his wife pulled off the Quad C feat when on their planet they're just normal people while Captain is powered by the amulet. Meanwhile for real world stuff which we'll talk about after, George and Harold who are normal kids resist the force of a Megabomb, Turbo Toilet who's a clone from the comics could fight Captain Underpants, Poopypants, another normal human survived being stomped on by giant Captain Underpants and survived being punched in the jaw by him too, and Mr Meaner, ANOTHER normal person survived being attacked by Captain Underpants. So yeah, very normal people scaling to these superpowered characters is insanely consistent. Another thing however, is Petey's role in this world. He's not some random ass person, he's called the “World's most evil cat" because he's one of the most infamous villains in the world. He's constantly proved to be superior and smarter than mad geniuses, he's constantly one-upping opponents with his tech, he's constantly finding a way to defeat people. Like I said before, this isn't arguing that everyone in the world is relative, it's saying that Petey should scale to people that are absolutely weaker or lower than him, yet can deal with those superpowered powerhouses….

Captain Underpants: Comic = Real World?

So this is probably the biggest question of the stat debate when it comes to scaling Pilkey characters in general, can you scale the comic book Captain Underpants to the Real World Captain Underpants? You'd think no, it's not possible. But, maybe there's more ways to justify this than you'd think. In the second epic novel, Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets, Melvin created a machine that brings whatever you draw on paper to life. This happens to the army of Talking Toilets that were made by George and Harold from a comic of Captain Underpants, same thing happens to the main villain of the comic book, Turbo Toilet 2000. In the actual comic book, Turbo Toilet was able to battle against Captain Underpants pretty fairly. And when the Turbo Toilet returns in a future book, he's able to fight Melvin with Captain Underpants powers, and he's able to fight Captain Underpants himself. So yeah, a character from the comic world who fought Captain Underpants was able to consistently fight Captain Underpants tiers in the real world. So it seems that scaling the comic characters to the real characters is fine especially since there's a running thing in the Captain Underpants franchise, where everything George and Harold draws or makes comes to life and is an actual threat.

However, another way to possibly scale comics to the real world is Captain Underpants’ origins IN the real world. You see, the reason Captain Underpants is so similar and accurate to his comic counterpart is because Krupp has canonically read every single comic George and Harold have made, he practically knows absolutely everything about Captain Underpants. And a neat thing with the effects of the Hypno-ring, is that any powers comic book Underpants have is transferred to real world Underpants because Krupp KNOWS he has those powers. You're probably thinking “well the movie is a separate continuity so it shouldn't matter", but in the credits of the movie it does show that they actually end up experiencing all of the events that happen in the original books. Comic Underpants and Real World Underpants are technically the same entity as real world cap has the same memories and experiences (in his mind) as his comic counterpart, and he has the same powers. It's just a weird way the Hypno-ring works, but yes they're technically the same entity, which does make arguing for cross scaling even more consistent than before..

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Verdict

So! This is the final showdown isn't it Petey the Cat!!

Yes it is! Let's see who's really the greater genius!!

This will be the greatest battle of all time!!!

The most extreme clash across time and space!!

Y'know all this excitement is making me hungry, you want to go and eat something?

I haven't actually eaten anything all day so, yeah sure why not.

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Wait I got banned from that, well there's this really neat coffee shop that has-

Oh wait, I destroyed that.

Well there's always the burger place in-

Actually I sent that place back in time because I wanted to get a seasonal item…

Did they just-

Well alright, I'm by myself again…all alone..in the lonely.. lonely white abyss….welp! Onto the verdict!

Experience/Skill

Both these redeemed villains certainly have a lot of history when it comes to their plans, schemes, and experience in combat. To be a villain you have to know how to make the perfect trap, the perfect game plan, the perfect scheme to defeat your hero with the inventions and gadgets you make. Who was the most successful in achieving their goal? Who was more skilled in villainy? Who's truly the smarter inventor…

Doof is obviously more experienced, he's generally more educated in villainy since he was in a villain school, he's been an inventor and villain for like 25-30 years, and he was even in the OWCA academy being trained to be an agent. He's obviously a very skilled inventor as he's been inventing for far longer than Petey has, he can even make gadgets from scratch or use random objects for the most random Inators. He's also decently skilled in combat as he could consistently battle top tier agent Perry the Platypus, can go up against other villains, and he could use martial arts that he used when he was younger.

Petey on the other hand is definitely smarter and more skilled than Doof, he's very experienced with evil incompetent scientists just like Doofenshmirtz. Petey has been consistently smarter than most people around him, including other scientists. He's also faced superheroes and supervillains many times before, and he was always able to prove that he was the world's most evil cat for a reason. Petey is also very used to using people's stupidity or incompetence to his advantage, he's tricked people into killing themselves many times and has used their very weaknesses against them. He's also incredibly resilient and his disguises are so good only HE is able to spot them out.

While both are generally geniuses in their own right, Doof has experience with robotics, chemistry and computer science. Petey on the other hand is very crafty and good with tools, could examine formulas with chemistry, and has outsmarted many other evil scientists before, generally making better plans than them. When it comes to who actually wins this category, like I said before Doof is definitely more experimental and is better in combat, but in terms of how important this category is for the debate, then Petey takes this. Doof may be a genius but he's utterly incompetent, he has some incredibly haxxy Inators but as he states himself, he has poor planning schools and he never uses his inventions properly. I mean c'mon, this is the same guy who made an Inator that turns you invisible, and he wanted to use to turn the fireside girls invisible so he wouldn't have to be guilt tripped into buying cookies (instead of, y'know, closing the blinds or making HIMSELF invisible??). Or that he doesn't think about using a lot of Inators on himself till the last second, or simply the fact they all have self destruct buttons and their Haxes will be negated if they're destroyed. His natural bad luck doesn't help with that either, mixed with the fact things just normally go wrong for him which he himself has commented on. In a good amount of scenarios all of this wouldn't be important to the debate, but for Petey, this is perfect.

Yes Petey has been incompetent before and has missed small details because of his confidence, but he's also consistently taking advantage of people's stupidity. He's used people's physical and mental weaknesses to his advantage, he would've permanently killed Officer Knight and Greg if they didn't think about stitching them together. And if you may ask “but how would he know Doof is incompetent?" Well that's fixed by the fact the Smart-O-Meter can directly tell you how smart or stupid people are, meaning Petey knows exactly what to do to outsmart Doof. Not to mention Petey has very much used his gadgets and arsenal a lot to get him out of sticky situations, he always used his quick thinking and always found a way to escape from prison for years, and again he's dealt with incompetent scientists many times before. Petey does have his weaknesses, a lot of them, but Doof's are far more exploitable and is something Petey has experience with. The type of person Doof is, is something Petey has had to deal with in the past, meanwhile Doof has been outsmarted and outperformed many times even by other villains. Yes Doof has his fair share of craftiness and variety, calling him completely stupid isn't accurate to the slightest, but it is more accurate to say that in most scenarios his incompetency would be a major problem, and Petey can take advantage of those scenarios. This category goes to PETEY THE CAT.

Arsenal/Equipment

How many blogs of mine will have the arsenal part of the debate be the biggest thing to actually discuss? Like seriously, when's the next hax debate blog. There's no surprise both of these guys are beasts with technology and equipment. They were evil geniuses who still made more tech after they became good, they have gadgets on gadgets on mechs on mechs on whatever the hell else they have in their infantry. First we'll get the Inators out of the way, then we'll talk about their gadgets, then their vehicles, and finally the mechs. Alright let's get cookin’!

Inators

Doof has a LOT of Inators..like so so so many Inators. So many I literally had to make an entirely new blog just to catalogue them in a fun way so people would read through it. But let's not waste too much time, I'll attempt to go through this quickly. A lot of Doof's Inators have really good haxes, like manipulating metal like a magnet, manipulating wood like a…..an Inator that basically minds control you into doing whatever he wants, an Inator with age manipulation, freeze manipulation, size manipulation that shrinks specific objects on a molecular level, cloning, weather manipulation, multiple forms or Transmutation, can slow people down, Heat Manipulation, Broadway Force, memory manipulation, a lot of mind and empathetic manipulation Inators, teleportation, existence erasure, other size manipulation Inators, could destroy metal, gravity manipulation, duplication, Inators that activate traps, DNA manipulation, Low scale reality warping, vaporization, summoning, multiple transformation Inators, invisibility, energy/power absorption, portal creation luck manipulation, time manipulation and multiple forms of body control.

Yeah uh, that's a LOT of Haxes, a LOTTTT of Haxes. However almost all of these Inators have the same weakness, if they are destroyed then the effects of their Hax will be completely nullified, including the most powerful Inators. Like if one of his Inators controlled the minds of an entire city black, but it gets destroyed by Perry, then they'll all revert back to normal. Which is such a crazy weakness because almost all of his Inators have a self-destruct button, just one press of a button on basically every Inator will make them all automatically blow up in Doof's face. And finally, aside from the Inators that are ray guns or are extremely portable, a large amount of them require being plugged in or being carried by a vehicle. Many of Doof's Inators are really big and generally hard to use in normal situations, especially if he tries to use multiple of them all at once. Despite the weaknesses, it's still crazy how haxxy his kit is, and how much he has.

Gadgets

Ohh boy, both of these guys have lots of gadgets and wonderful toys to fight with. Doof has a ton, and I mean a SHIT ton of miscellaneous traps that lets him take Perry by surprise, self destruct buttons on basically everything he owns, multiple ray guns, a lightbulb that can turn any tech with a plug-in evil, a substance that can instantly take objects apart, a remote that shoots lasers, jetpacks, tech that can make things disappear in multiple ways, a shrink grenade, missiles, propellers that could lift the Tri-state area, disguises, a mini capsule that could shoot lasers, and a mind control helmet that could control termites. He has a LOT more but these are just the more notable examples..

Meanwhile Petey has a device that can erase words, a machine that rearranges molecules into water, a trinket that allows him to know someone's intelligence, a ray gun that makes people fall in love with him, air fresheners that can mind control whoever smells it, multiple disguises, a reprogramming chip that lets Petey rewrite the purpose of any animate or inanimate technology, a bomb, invisibility spray, spray that can grow anything to massive lengths, spray that can bring absolutely anything to life and make it serve him (and could bring things back from the dead by giving it life again), a shrink ray, and a cloning machine.

In terms of who has the better gadgets, both have a good amount of haxxy equipment that can take the other out. Both have shrinking technology and a good amount of your average combat weapons. Doof's evil lightbulb would be really helpful, although it only works on tech that can actually support a lightbulb, the same could be said with Petey's reprogramming chip. A lot of Doof's traps will be really helpful but some are either too small to capture Petey, easy to escape from, or very very situational. Eulg is very helpful against Petey's tech, as it could just instantly take apart most of Petey's arsenal. And even his disappearing tech and lasers offer a way to combat a lot of things Petey can combat with. Although Petey does have a lot himself, he could just turn all of Doof's arsenal into water, make Doof fall in love with him, mind control him by just making him smell something, become invisible, or just use living spray to bring all of Doof's inventions or gadgets to life so they all serve him instead. Generally while both have lots of options that could fuck over the other, and Doof definitely has the bigger arsenal, but Petey does have more ways to fuck over Doof and his general arsenal. Living Spray on its own just completely fucks over Doof as it forces all of his inventions to come to life and serve Petey. Hell, funnily enough Doof would actually fall for Petey's disguises as he's fallen for many of them over the years. This segment goes to PETEY THE CAT.

Vehicles

In order to escape a chase or attempt a runaway, lots of villains need multiple vehicles to succeed in their villainous acts. Doof and Petey are definitely great examples of this and love to use lots of vehicles against opponents. For Example, Doof has a hover ship that could shoot beams of ice, water, and fire, a big rig truck, an airplane, a helicopter, a blimp, a bunch of monster trucks, a BO-AT, the 1957 Drusselstein Buhmshlaka 320-I and the Re-engineered version of it, an organ Go-kart, his Hover Skiff, his Rocket Skiff, a Yacht, and an entire space station.

Petey on the other hand has a vehicle that launches a leash, a vehicle that can launch a large caged crate on someone, a vehicle that launches a bunch of bones, a car that can sniff your butt, a bigger vehicle that could launch large explosive acorns at his enemies, an airplane, a vacuum that can suck anything in including bodies of water, a tank that stores treasure, the Robo-Wasp that can fly through the air and shoot lasers, a Crocodile Kart that could zoom through the streets and fly through the air, and a flying air sub that could shrink or enlarge itself to many lengths.

Both do have lots of useful vehicles and have lots of ways to win the chase race, but only one has the greater modes of transportation…look I'm just tryna fill this blog up with words. While both have lots of unique vehicles, they also have a tendency to backfire on themselves. Doof's Buhmshlaka’s may have lots of ways to combat rivalry vehicles, but it can also fuck itself over by spawning spikes in FRONT of it, his space station is kinda hard to incorporate in combat, and his Rocket Skiff has lots of traps that can trap Doof as well. Meanwhile Petey’s vehicles comically backfire like when his vacuum exploded by sucking up too much water, or when his own cage vehicle ends up landing on him, or when he crashes into his own obstacles. They both also have lots of useful vehicles like planes, flying machines that can shoot lasers or electricity, and flying subs/blimps. Generally both can match each other here, in weaknesses and strengths. So this segment is most likely a STALEMATE.

Mechs

Once again, both Doof and Petey made lots of mechs that allow them to become physically more powerful or parade the city with destruction. Doof has access to a large robot duplicate of Perry, a large building robot, a fire breathing dragon robot, a giant Normbot that could shoot lasers from its eyes, a giant space station, and a Doof-2 robot that could shoot laser missiles and EMP blasts while also summoning Norm bots itself. Although this last one was very much out of Doof's control..

As for Petey, he has a giant Robot Kitty that could store items in its body, a larger more evolved version of it that could battle superpowered powerhouses, a large mechanical version of himself called Mecha-Petey which could sustain lots of laser damage and battle damage, and of course the Mecha Mailman, which could shoot mail from its arms and even do badass robot attacks and wrestling moves.

This isn't really the hardest debate to figure out, both have some pretty cool mechs and can probably battle it out for a long time. However it's pretty clear that Doof has way more to offer as he generally has more mechs with far more versatility. While Normbots lasers wouldn't be able to fully damage Mecha Petey, it's still more versatile than everything Petey has, that along with everything Doof-2 can do. This segment goes to DOOFENSHMIRTZ.

In general, the debate of who has the greater arsenal is pretty debatable. Both have lots of Incap options, lots of ways to directly counter each other, and of course have their weaknesses. While Doof's weaknesses are far more exploitable with just his Inators alone, we can't really ignore the fact he's INSANELY versatile. Doof has almost every hax you can think of, hundreds of Inators, many more gadgets, and even has a bigger number of mechs which are also more versatile on their own. Yes Petey does have a lotta ways to counter this, he can directly combat the versatility advantage Doof has, but as its own category, Petey does have less options especially with how many options Doof has. Again Doof does have his drawbacks and most of his Inators have extremely exploitable weaknesses that Petey could possibly exploit himself, but Doof just has a LOT to work and has just as many counters to everything Petey has. While both can match each other in lots of ways, Doof can outmatch with how versatile he is, this category goes to DOOFENSHMIRTZ.

Support/Creations

Both of these genius inventors are known for their gadgets, but they're also known for their very scientific creations. Oh the amount of robots and support they have, every villain needs minions and such, so who has the better support? Doofenshmirtz has giant robots (that automatically self detonate), hordes of robots that can zap you, a bunch of Norm bots that can shoot lasers, some robots that could trap things smaller than them, a bunch of robot duplicates of Perry the Platypus and himself, and an army of evil robot appliances with lots of cool powers. Finally, we can't forget about everything Norm can do. Norm is able to blast people with lasers or flamethrowers, can spawn rockets, spikes, a reversal cannon, a chainsaw, and an energy sphere that could create an explosion bigger than the entire planet. He of course comes with his weaknesses, he can be incapped if his head is removed and he's left without a body, and if the squirrel in his chest is taken out, so he's unable to run completely. Overall Doof generally has a really good group of support, and offers lots of variety..

As for Petey, he has Timmy the Talking Toilet (Doof bros????), the Robo Baby which could overpower superpowered characters, an army of Mecha Weenies, the giant Mecha Philly which can casually destroy buildings and launch its arms as mega rockets, the Robo-Rat 2000/Very Hangry Raterpillar which could casually become bigger and stronger by just eating metal and machines and evolves into the Ratterfly, which can fly through the skies and blast a laser that could vaporize weaponry. Petey with living spray could also create as many animated objects as he damn pleases, he basically has limitless ally potential and could even make entire groups of large buildings fight for him. We of course saved his best support for last, 80-HD. You see, 80-HD has access to many trinkets that aid him like binoculars, scissors, molars that can bite your ass, a DNA tracker and finder, missiles, could stretch his arms to amazing lengths, and has rockets that allow him to fly through the air and beats up groups of enemies. As for his weaknesses, he does rely on Solar Power, so if he's left without solar energy for hours on end then he'll shut down.

As for who wins this category, it's generally pretty debatable. Both have lots of expendable forces but it is obvious that Doof has a bigger variety of support, he already has a lot of backup he can call for and generally has a bigger hoard. Although, while Doof's support is bigger, Petey's is BIGGER. In terms of support, Petey definitely has the size advantage and can practically stomp out the smaller mode expendable robots on Doof's side. Not to mention the Ratterfly being able to vaporize most of Doof's creation or straight up eat them, especially since a good amount of Doof's support isn't necessarily that haxxy aside from your casual lasers and electricity. Now the Replacement bots would be able to trap the Mecha Weenies, and Doof's bigger variety of support would help immensely, living spray does help Petey a lot. No matter how big Doof's support gets, Petey can just constantly match it by making more and more living spray creations. As for the battle between Norm and 80-HD, they mostly match each other pretty well seeing as they both have pretty random weapons and even have missiles. While 80-HD doesn't have anything that matches Norm’s energy sphere, he still does have less exploitable weaknesses. The solar energy weakness isn't something Norm can really take advantage of mid fight, meanwhile just taking his head off or taking the squirrel out of Norm’s body already incapacitates him (especially since 80-HD should be faster). Overall, Doof has a larger variety of robots, normally has more support, and Norm is the most destructive of both sides. However, Petey has the bigger scale to take care of the expendable robots, has the Ratterfly which could vaporize or eat most of Doof's side, has unlimited support options thanks to the living spray, and generally has less exploitable weaknesses. Although it's pretty close, this category goes to PETEY THE CAT.

Abilities/Powers

Now this category doesn't really matter too much? Seeing as they're not incredibly reliant on their abilities and some of them are just one off gags. So we can kinda go easy with it. Doof does weirdly have access to a lot of forms thanks to certain Inators, which are mostly just stronger and bigger versions of his normal self, which don't change too much but they do offer good variety. He has pretty neat Broadway Force as he could force people to dance along to his musical numbers or summon items or dancers near him, he can spawn electricity, can just teleport for some reason, and has Toon Force that helps him survive damage and many other things most people can't survive. Doof is also aware of the 4th wall which allows him to be aware of the animators, can cue special directions like a state play, and could stop time to comment on things.. although it's not really as helpful as you'd assume. Finally, Doof can use his flashbacks as an advantage in order to distract an opponent by changing the background or just being a good storyteller I guess?

Now Petey on the other hand has the ability to create fire from just anger alone, can heal allies or possibly himself just because (fatherly love clearly), can just duplicate himself because of course he can, and of course he also has the ability to create physical spawn Flashbacks into reality. He also has own 4th wall awareness, he can interact with comic book action boxes to distract spectators, can reference certain events from past chapters of the book he's in, could interact with George and Harold, and can even initiate Flip-O-Ramas if he wanted to. Finally, Petey has his own form of Broadway Force, he can summon background dancers like Dogman and George & Harold (definitely not combat applicable), can force people to fall on their knees for him, or just force them to dance all together.

Now both do have good resistances that allow them to resist the basic abilities like fire or electricity manipulation, and both are already capable of taking a bunch of physical damage even with Doof's toon force in mind, although the Toon Force means he generally has better survivability (which isn't necessarily an important factor here anyways). Both are aware of the 4th wall and have used it in a bunch of different ways before, including awareness of their artists or special actions surrounding them. Doof's teleportation may be able to make him use his Inators quicker? (Although he's never used this in contact), Petey does have duplication which would basically help him just as much. Hell, both can use flashbacks and physically manifest them, although they could both also interrupt flashbacks. There's actually one thing that lets us know who wins this, and that's Broadway Force. With Broadway Force, both can summon things or people, and can force people to dance along with their musicals. Now the only difference here is that Petey can actually resist Broadway Force as he's physically broken out of it before, meanwhile Doof hasn't showcased the same resistance. Sooo…again this part of the debate isn't as important but eh, this category goes to PETEY THE CAT.

Scaling/Stats

Oh boy stats! My favorite thing to talk about in a VS blog! Yeah both of these guys are pretty stacked in stats as they have lots of survivability feats and cross scaling that allows them to solo most anime verses. First we'll talk about their own feats, then we'll talk about their scaling and what it gives them. We however won't be talking about Doof's Inators in the first half, since that's scaling and Doof only scales in speed to his Inators anyways.

Now strength wise, Doof could push devices hard enough to destroy walls, could wrestle with alligators, can break wooden planks, can destroy glass with his screams, and could support the weight of cinder blocks on his head. Speed wise, Doof could catch up to a helicopter on foot, could react to the lasers of his Inators, catch OWCA agents off guard, and could dodge other lasers from other inventions. And finally for durability, he survived the giant ball of tinfoil, being stomped on by a giant robot, being launched to orbit, being hit in the face by a meteor, and he survived being flung while the planet was moving itself.

On Petey's end for strength, he could..uh…well most of his strength feats come from his robots so we'll just talk about those anyways. His robots could constantly overpower Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog, could shoot projectiles that were able to shoot off a piece of a building, and could easily suplex a large building. As for speed, Petey could constantly evade missiles, blitz Dogman, could maneuver around a bunch of lasers, could dodge a death ray, and could steer his plane around the entire planet. Lastly for durability, Petey survived impacts caused by his own robots, a water explosion that launched him across town, a punch from a relative mech, and survived many explosions that sent him to cat jail.

As for their scaling, Doof scales in speed to his Inators which could create a beam that reached Mars, hit a planet outside of the Solar System, fire all the way to Jupiter, and fire a beam to the sun. These feats on their own get MFTL+, or Millions to Billions C. Doof consistently scales to Perry the Platypus who could pilot his ship to the center of the planet, could hit an energy ball outside of the Earth's atmosphere, has explosive devices that could explode asteroids, and could react to asteroids while riding a spaceship which also gets MFTL+ or Millions C. As for Phineas and Ferb and Milo Murphy scaling, he scales to Phineas and Ferb themselves flying a surfboard to a quasar which gets MFTL+ or Trillions C, they raise a large flag which gets Large Planet, Buford surviving getting kicked around the entire planet, Candace resisting the planet being expanded which gets continental, Milo surviving an impact that sent a mascot head into the atmosphere, and Norm creating a massive energy sphere larger than the planet which gets continental.

However for more debatable scaling to Hamster and Gretel, they could punch a Meteor into space, throw a satellite around the planet, can scream so loud it's heard in space, threw a stress ball past Jupiter in a short amount of time, could fly a space station to earth in a short amount of time, punched a water tower into space and tilting am asteroid, and was able to throw a container into the sun so hard it would shake, which gets Large Star. Could Doof really scale to this? Well it's more dubious than Petey's scaling arguments but it does make sense and is consistent with lower tiers surviving attacks from Hamster and Gretel, and they fight villains like Doof a lot. Although it also makes sense to disagree with it as Doof has been portrayed as weaker than a lot of people in his world, and he was genuinely afraid to fight them and decided to opt out of it. I think it's easy to just say he downscales but it depends on what you wanna buy..

Now for Petey's side of the scaling, Petey very consistently scales to Dogman who survived a explosion that launched him to the police station, could react to Petey's love ray, vomited enough to put out the fire engulfing a large building, caused City Hall to completely crumble down, saved the mayor from a fire before it could engulf his house, and dodged missiles shot by Mecha Philly. In terms of scaling to other characters in his world, Chief and Sarah could kick Mecha Philly in the gut, 80-HD could fly through large buildings, survive being kicked around the planet and flying back around it to blast through Mecha Philly (which gets MHS+ and Small City), and could rip off the tops of buildings. Petey also scales to Dr. Scum shaking the entire planet (which gets Large Planet), a robot he made which hit Molly across the planet, Munchy eating entire buildings, Barky McTreeface burning the entire city, and Lil’ Petey evading lightning while on his bike.

As for the more debatable scaling, Petey scales to Super Diaper Baby and Diaper Dog who could fly from Earth to Uranus in a short amount of time which gets MFTL, could fly from city jail to the top of a mountain in a short amount of time, and pushed an entire planet away from the sun in seconds which gets Large Planet. Scaling to Super Diaper Baby also means he scales to Captain Underpants, who is empowered by an amulet that's Large Planet, survives being launched through comic panels, and his parents launch him into space and to earth which gets MFTL+ or Quad C. This also counts real world scaling since both Caps being similar is pretty consistent, so it counts Captain Underpants clogging up a toilet black hole that gets Star level, Poopypants making a bomb that shook the planet which gets Large Planet, Mr Meaner travelling as a star which gets Millions C, the AP of the Smart Earth explosion which gets Dwarf Star, and Debatably the speed of it which gets Trillions C. There's no real issue with the scaling for this as Petey actually fought Super Diaper Baby and consistently faced these superpowered individuals, and many normal ass criminals or kids survive a beating from them as well so Petey scaling makes a lot of sense.

Overall, both have a pretty consistent tier when it comes to scaling. At worst Doof can reach Continental - Large Planet and Billions C, while Petey at worst reaches Small City - Large Planet and Millions C with low-ball scaling. But using their more reasonable scaling and stats, Doof is Large Star and Trillions C, while Petey is Star and Quad C. And…I guess using UNREASONABLE scaling…it'd be Low Multi vs Multi+...but that stinks, it stinks a lot, don't ever use these ends unless you got a pretty decent arg to support them…but you stink anyways smh…..

Anyways! With all things considered and how consistent the tiers are, AP goes to DOOFENSHMIRTZ, while speed goes to PETEY THE CAT.

Summary

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

“Just because I'm evil doesn't mean everything I do is evil."

Advantages

Generally much stronger than Petey
Far more versatile than Petey in terms of haxes thanks to his Inators
Has a much greater pool of arsenal and gadgetry
His support has far more variety in comparison to Petey
Is more skilled in combat as he's physically fought more skilled individuals before
Has more experience as a villain and an inventor
Inators are typically on a much larger scale than anything Petey has
The Do-Over-Inator is something Petey has no counter to if it gets out of control
He's a great father
Dan Povenmire

=

Have ways to outhax or incap the other
Both are goated characters

Disadvantages

So incompetent he wouldn't use most of his Inators correctly and wouldn't think about using them for specific wincons
Most of his Inators are much more difficult to use in a standard combat scenario
Naturally has bad luck so he could get fucked over by himself
Has far too many exploitable weaknesses
Could easily fall for Petey’s disguises
…But neither does Doof and he most likely wouldn't think about using it + suicide move at worst.
Milo Murphy’s cancellation
"They missed all my birthdays entirely by choice!!”

Petey the Cat

" Sometimes, love is so strong…it really does last forever and ever…”

Advantages

Generally much faster than Doofenshmirtz
Far simpler and easier to use incaps
Has dealt with Incompetent scientists like Doofenshmirtz before
Can easily take advantage of Doof's intelligence/more exploitable weaknesses and use it to his advantage
Disguises could genuinely fool Doof
Living Spray takes care of everything Doof has by making his entire arsenal come to life to serve Petey instead
Unlimited support options also thanks to living spray
Has better use of his arsenal as he's actually gone for the kill/Incap many times using them
He's a great father
Dav Pilkey

=

Have ways to outhax or incap the other
Both are goated characters

Disadvantages

Generally far less versatile in hax and arsenal in comparison
Not as skilled in combat
Generally has less experience as an evil genius/inventor
Arsenal is on a much lower scale than a good amount of Doof's Inators
Anger issues might get in the way in the middle of the fight
His support is far less varied than Doof's
The Dogman game
Wtf was that Roblox collab?

Conclusion

Now this was genuinely a closer debate than I thought, you'd assume that with EVERYTHING Doof has, with how versatile the guy is, and just now haxxed up he is, he'd easily win. Honestly if Doof was much faster then yeah this would be a versatility stomp, possibly. But with everything in consideration, taking in all their strengths and weaknesses, it turns out Petey is the one who comes out on top. Sure Doof has a shit ton of haxes, however most of the time he didn't truly use them at their full potential, he even comments himself multiple times that he doesn't use them properly or they backfire on him. You'd have to make Doof an absolute tactical genius, or at least have the command sense to use most of his Inators at their greatest potential. Doof is not an absolute idiot, but even he and many other people know he is incredibly incompetent, sure he uses them well during some occasions but he's consistently more incompetent than anything. Petey on the other hand knows how to use his weapons, sure a lot of them backfired on him too, but remember he's actually a scientific genius who's had many more moments of quick thinking and outsmarting his opponents. He only gets defeated when his opponent manages to outsmart him, which won't really be the case here. Petey is used to taking people's intelligence into consideration in order to defeat them, that's exactly what he did with Dogman as many other enemies. He's used to outsmarting scientists who believe that their genius could defeat anything in their path, and he has the arsenal needed to find out his opponents weakness.

Speaking of gadgets, generally Doof once again takes versatility, there's no doubting that. However when we factor in their intelligence and what would be easier to use for outhaxxing, frankly Petey has much easier to use incaps. He can just mind control you by making you smell something, he can just make you fall in love with him with a ray gun, and he could just completely fool Doof with a disguise which he has fallen for many times throughout the years. Doof absolutely has more variety, especially in support, mechs and vehicles, but Petey does have physically bigger and endless support so it does balance out. Their vehicles match each other, they weirdly have pretty similar abilities, and they even have some similar gadgets. Yes half of Doof's Inators are on a much bigger scale as they can pull in planets or move the earth and such, although it wouldn't really affect the fight too much as it'd affect Doof too, and a lot of those incidents were by accident. Doof can be destructive, but he wouldn't destroy the planet or the Tri-state area as he considers it a rookie move and just unprofessional. Also Living Spray is just incredibly busted, everything Doof has just gets negated because Petey could bring it to life and make it serve him, and it's just spray, he could easily do that to anything Doof has without much struggle. But Petey having more easy to use incaps wouldn't matter if he was slower, Doof also has some simple incaps himself, and he would at least get to using it eventually.

This is where the stats of both these guys came into play. Everyone knew even before that speed mattered the most in the debate, they both could outhax the other and absolutely have ways to win, it really depended on who was faster, who could use their wincons first. Now strength didn't matter too much as both these guys mostly used robots anyways, and Large Star vs Star isn't really that big of a gap so the AP wasn't much of a factor. But speed wise, it turned out Petey was faster, Trillions C vs Quad C. Now it does depend on what you buy in terms of scaling, but there's nothing really wrong with what Petey can scale to considering how consistent it is in multiple forms of media. Meanwhile, while Doof does have his own scaling, it's definitely more debatable as some may argue that being a weaker link who gets intimidated by everyone means it'd be harder for him to scale. With Petey being faster, it meant he had a way easier time taking advantage of his win conditions, and Doof's far more exploitable weaknesses. Remember, almost all of Doof's Inators will be useless and nullified if they're destroyed, and almost all of them having self destruct buttons just really makes it much easier for Petey in the long run. Again if Doof was much faster, then his farrrr greater versatility in almost everything would give him the win, but Petey being faster muchs he actually has an easier time winning as he could Incap everything Doof has and Doof himself. Also erm…Petey resists Broadway Force and Doof doesn't smh. Honestly even I believed Doof had this in the bag after seeing EVERYTHING this man can do, but it seems like Petey really had everything he needed on him, which is fitting considering how much more difficult it is to use Inators in a normal combat scenario.

Yes it's really weird that such a versatile character loses, but that's kind of in his nature, despite having the potential to be extremely powerful and controlling, he's ultimately not the evil guy he always claimed to be. That's why he even changed in the first place, because ultimately that's not what he wanted, it wasn't his calling, being a good guy who would change the world with his genius was. Meanwhile Petey dedicated himself to becoming a better person, but was still always willing to accept that he was an inventor, a contraption making genius who could use all of that to his advantage instead of resenting it. Both are pretty similar in that regard, but ultimately Petey was always better at being evil, ultimately Petey was always more dedicated. Both are great heroes, great inventors, great fathers, great people, but Petey was the one who came out on top in the time. While Petey had the purr-fect victory, Doof's L rate just won't stop!

Petey the Cat has escaped this deadly fate and is tonight's winner

Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the other hand, has been sentenced to Death By Blog

THE WINNER IS…

Aww that's cute…

What's Next?

Credits:

Pleaseeee read the Doof blog, it goes so much more in depth of everything Doof has, it's generally a really good blog for the Phineas and Ferb verse. Thanks Stars and RedheadedElf for some of the calcs for the Pilkeyverse, y'all came in clutch! And finally thanks my good friend green goober for voicing Doof in the begining of the blog!

Monday, March 31, 2025

Death By Blog: Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Petey the Cat

Welcome to DBB

Before the VILLAINY

Connections

History

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Background

Becoming a Father

How Doof became a hero

Petey the Cat

Background

Becoming a Father

How Petey became a hero

Skill in VILLAINY

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Petey the Cat

Arsenal

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

D.E.Inc Tower

Inators

Traps

Memory Extraction Technology

Self Destruct Buttons

Ray Guns

Teleporter

Evil Lightbulb

Eulg

Video Surveillance System

Hover ship

Remote Laser

Jetpack

Waffle Gun

Random Disappearing Tech

Shrink Grenade

Double Dutch Machine

Missiles

Giant Propellers

Amour and Weapons

Smack-O-Matic

Church Organ

Burgerizer 2100

Bagels

Party Hats

Ping Pong Paddles

Bratwurst

Big Rig

Wooden Gauntlet

Pig Whistle

Dreamcatcher Rope

Wires

Spartan General Costume

Grappling Hook

Guitar

Disguises

Cannon

Inflatable Raft

Airplane

Capsule

Helicopter

Blimp

BO-AT

1957 Drusselstein Buhmshlaka 320-I

1957 Drusselstein Buhmshlaka 320-I (Reengineered)

Organ Go-Kart

Monster Trucks

Hover Skiff

Rocket Skiff

Yacht

Underwater Zinc Vacuum

Space Station

Wrench

Termite Controlling Helmet

Manual Space Station

Petey the Cat

Petey’s Secret Lab

Fake Movie Presentation

Balloons

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